The Gosselin Dogs Are Not Being Abused, So Says Jon
The Humane Society near the Gosselin house in Pennsylvania has received a dozen complaints from hos after Jon's dumb dumb ass said this shit to People about the family dogs: "Those kids beat them up, climb on them, pull their tails, bite at them, drag them around and everything you can imagine not to do to an animal, they've done."
After the Human Society contacted the Gosselins and Kate yelled at Jon for being so stupido in the brains, he issued this statement: "I'd like to set the record straight. I'm stupid in the brains." No, that's what Kate wanted him to say. He really said: "We understand the responsibilities of being good dog owners. Whenever my kids are with Shoka and Nala, everyone is carefully supervised to ensure that no one – dog or child – is injured. Shoka and Nala are loyal companions who we consider members of our family. We would never do anything to hurt them, and treat them with the respect and love that they deserve."
The Humane Society said they didn't visit the Gosselin house, because there is "no credible reason to believe in any way that there is cruelty going on."
What they really meant to say is that they just don't have the time to look into the complaints right now. All of their staff members are busy investigating the possible abuse of the maimed possum on top of Kate's head. That tortured creature on her head has definitely been dragged, stabbed, bleached, electrocuted, burned, bit and beat.
Here's pictures of the beast on Kate's head pleading for help as she runs errands near her house today.
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Is Jon an alcoholic?
Every time I see him I think of Margaret Cho's joke about being able to tell when Asians are drunk because "We get all red"
Jon seems to be continually "red"...
I'd be "red" too, if I lived with Kate and 8 kids.
Those shoes are fucking ridiculous. She looks like she's going to break out in some low-rent "You're the One That I Want" dance number with her bodyguard aka fuckeytimes partner.
I'm 33 and look younger than her.. and I HATE jon's jersey boy hair... ugh!
off topic.. I like the hairer dog.. cute.
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I sure hope those dogs are not being abused. German shepherds are fiercely loyal to their families and if those shits are hurting them the dogs just take the abuse. I hate those people even more now.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
ITA I will say it again, he's just as bad as she is!
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:30pm.
"white women poison the mind"
Is soooo my new motto! Thanks! Your aunt actually sounds cool: Money and toys and pearls of wisdom from that delusional racist brain?! Can we be besties?
PS I agree the Gosslins deserve each other,they're both nuts.
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This is totally off topic, but this man reminds me of an older cousin I have who married this white woman and together they had four children (the oldest is four, youngest is an infant), but after a while the guy started running around on his wife, and when he got busted, the guy's mom (she's cousins with my mom) has the nerve to say it's the wife's fault because "white women poison the mind."
The guy's wife is really nice though, but gutless because she's still totally stuck on the guy who cheated on her.
My racist aunt (the guy's crazy mom) isn't so full of wisdom herself, because her own husband dumped her years ago and married a woman from Italy (who happened to be black).
I'm not such a fan of my aunt but I keep my tongue in check because I like how she gives me $20 whenever she visits my parents' house, plus toys because in her delusional mind I'm still eight.
Oh yeah, Kate Gosselin is a stupid bitch. But her husband doesn't seem like such a prize, either.
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These fucktards have dogs?
Anyone else find it ironic and hilarious that she shops at a store called Dick's? Like having Jon's in a deathgrip wasn't enough, she's buying MORE? Selfish bitch!
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I don't know what it is, but margaritas make me sooo sexy!
Submitted by Tristram: ahahahahhaahahahoooohaaaaa that was a good one!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I read that Kate is signing up for private-plane flying lessons.
She just got her chicklets whitened, too. I don't remember them being that bright.
God damnit I'm so sick of these two.
LOL Mike! :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Those dogs look pretty healthy to me...
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the dogs are named after the lion king chick and some Security guard from when the family was in Hawaii
u guys are welcome, LOL
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:09pm.
ok when they got those dogs I was more scared they were gonna eat the kids, now I'm not so sure.
It would be okay. They can afford to lose a few.
He was probably talking about the possum living on top of her head and ended up misquoted; I'm sure the humane society realizes that, too, seeing the possum. They're prbly lining up a secret investigation at this very moment, to ensure that the possum's not a prisoner and is being fed, watered, etc. (exercised...)
Don't worry, a couple of German Shepards can take care of themselves from a bunch of little kids.
I don't know man, animals owned by retards should have set off red flags right away...
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Shoka? Is that short for Shokabitch?
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He reminds me of a cabbage patch kid
I can pretty much date any photos of her to the height of the heel of her shoes lol ... I know, I need a life ... but I found it really odd when I first noticed it.
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Perezs Nemesis: I was just thinking, since when did Kate wear heels?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Has anyone else noticed that Kate's shoes are slowly getting higher and higher ... she's gonna go all empress of lucite on us one of these days.
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ok when they got those dogs I was more scared they were gonna eat the kids, now I'm not so sure.
MK you couldn't let the day end without a Ggggggosslin post, eh?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
This post made me LOL.
JoHn looks absolutely retarded in that main pic.
Her feet look like Honey Baked Hams in those shoes.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............