Hermes Has A Sister
Megan Lewis Mancini aka Kelly Rutherford gave birth to a female BABY!!!! in Los Angeles last night, but her estranged husband, Daniel Giersch, was not there to celebrate their new bundle of joy. Danny Boy wasn't there, because he probably would've strangled Kelly's ass while a baby head was coming out of her snatch. The two hate HATE hate each other in the worst way.
Daniel and Kelly are currently involved in a dirty, filthy, messy custody battle. It's gotten so gross that Kelly even asked a judge to bar her husband from potty training their two-and-a-half-year-old son Hermes. Daniel also complained to a judge that he didn't think it was right that Kelly was still breastfeeding their son. And these people had another a child together.....
Radar says that the name of Kelly's baby friend has been released yet. Since Kelly and Daniel named their son after a luxury brand, I'm guessing they are going to stick with that theme and name their daughter Jean Nate or Gloria Vanderbilt.
UPDATE: Life & Style says Kelly has named her new daughter Helena Grace Rutherford Giersch. She did keep with the luxury brand theme by naming her daughter after chocolates I used to sell in elementary school.
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She has class!!!
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kelly looks old around the eyes...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Why would they give the poor child both last names when they're in the throes of a bitter divorce?
Her still breastfeeding a 2 1/2 year-old son is fucking WEIRD. If she keeps that shit up, he's going to grow up to be the next Ed Gein, or Leatherface, and bring hapless victims back home to mommy before they massacre them, eat them, and make furniture out of whatever wasn't consumable.
Good for Dad. Get that child out of there!!!!!!
She should have named her kid "Godiva Hugo Boss".
File this story under: Snooze News
Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:48pm.
Because our only child is furry and meows. Sorry I will keep my precious Osiris over your barf machine anyday. Ugly baby too. Yeah I'm talking out of bitterness. And she's an ugly baby still. She will grow to be pretty I have no doubt.
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Fur babies are wonderful & no less precious in my opinion...I would love to have a house full of pets, but its not really possible.
Bitterness is normal, but dont let it overtake you, its not worth it, but I feel you... One of my old acquaintances from out of town had twins a few months ago & she visited our mutual friends also out of town from me & you would have thought the damn queen was coming the way everyone wanted to spend time with her...If she didnt have those 2 "magical" babes her visit would have probably been a lot less monumental. So annoying. My brother has 3 kids & to make matters worse, the most recent one who is only a few months old was a major oops baby & my overly fertile sister in law who had a hand in making these kids hardly ever wants to even be with them.
As in Helena of Troy? I guess that is ok.
That dress makes me feel sick.
Pretty name. That little girl really dodged a bullet.
Hopefully she won't have as severe a case of bitchface as mommy.
Seriously, she could have 17 kids and I would still be bewildered by the name "Hermes". It's just horrible.
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
Drop the H and Helena is da most beautiful name EVAH!
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Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:02pm.
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Isn't it AMAZING how your own body can turn against you??!! You and I share a common bond and I am sending out all of my good vibrations to you and yours that you get what you need!!!
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Regarding Kelly's baby...uhhmmm....
Would you REALLY want to name your child something that's sounds so much like...HERPES?!?! I mean...REALLY?!?!
Submitted by gia on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:39pm.
It's me and Osiris all day long here (our cat). Ironically enough we inherited Osiris (who was previously named Frederick, who names a cat that, Cheesus) from hubby's friend from high school who after his wife popped a baby was too fucking good to talk to his friend anymore. Plastered his FB with pictures of the baby and other baby friends and we don't exist. Because our only child is furry and meows. Sorry I will keep my precious Osiris over your barf machine anyday. Ugly baby too. Yeah I'm talking out of bitterness. And she's an ugly baby still. She will grow to be pretty I have no doubt.
<3 Snowy
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well how gutted am i that she didnt go with louboutin. ....*sulks in corner*
hugs and best wishes for Boob3rries
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Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:19pm.
I am alone daily.
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I hear you...I am going stir crazy...I cant seem to get a job, even though I have BA (its like toilet paper these days, except not nearly as appreciated) & my husband is at work from practically 7am-7pm Mon-Fri. Its just me & my 2 pet rats...God love em.
Rant away, boob. My cousin has had two blighted ovum in a year and half requiring two DNCs and now she has to do genetic testing, so I know how painful and complicated it is when trying to conceive and having trouble. The overly fertile fuckers in Hollyweird on the "baby trend" can make anyone bitter.
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My name suggestion is Louise Vuitton.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:18pm.
Steroids ARE hell. I was on 10 pills a day since November up until last month. Now they are trying to see if I can go without and my skin is just dry and pimply all the way it's nasty.
No worries about the baby thing, Stoney, I am a bit bitter yeah but I'll grow out of it, I am still young, I figure along a good treatment and years I might be able to have a child, but I need to stop being a child myself first so I can fully be a mom and not like these uber fertile tweets that do pregnancy pacts when they are fucking 15, 16 and you say WHY you make an effort for a stable home, finances and whatnot to give a proper home to your child..and your child never comes...or your body kills it cause it is a VIRUS it has to get rid of.
Should I wait for an open post to keep ranting? Sorry.
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Thank you all for the love, it's more than highly appreciated, more than you'll ever know. If I remember correctly LCT is the calgarian one. I might be wrong. I still love LCT.
Hubby says 'you have to be happy we live in Calgary and not in Stettler'. Ha. Whatev. My life was hard since I was born, I never even was considered a child. My Boo and this beautiful country are making HAPPEH possible aside from all the shit I've been handed as of late. You Dlisted peoplez give me the biggest happeh while I wait the long ten hours I am alone daily.
I love you all. Even the trolls with mommy issues.
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Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:02pm
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I dont know you, but I am sorry for your pain as well..I have had a few miscarriages myself & still no babies...it is truly devastating...I always sound so bitter about the baby trend in Hollywood because its treated as such a status symbol & like fun trend that they all have to partake in to be popular & to people who have issues its like a slap in the face from mother nature herself.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:11pm.
I don't know if you are into alternative medicine or not, but virgin coconut oil is supposed to be good for your thyroid. Some people eat it straight out of the jar (I think think that's gross), but you can buy it in pill form, too.
I take it in pill form and it's really great. I have a ton more energy and my hair is growing like a weed. My skin has cleared up, too, which is something I didn't expect. Maybe google it and see if it's something you would like to try. It can't hurt.
NOT hydrogenated coconut oil, organic virgin coconut oil.
Sorry you are having a hard time. I totally understand being alone in a new place and not feeling like you have a support system.
Aw shit, no offense boob. I know you've had a tough go of it on the baby front.
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Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:02pm.
omg HUGS! Those steroids can be hell. I had to take them for sinus issues and it was a low dose and I thought I was going to lose my mind, I can't even imagine what you were on.
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*sending you (((hugs)))*
Team spay Gwen Stephani.
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Boobs,
Good Luck with your health.
I was born in Calgary and am not...nah can't finish that sentence.
I have to go all Sam L. Jackson on this baby trend..
Enough is ENOUGH, I have had it with these muthafuckin babies on this muthafuckin planet.
Seriously, what is with Hollywood & all these damn babies...My mom told me she thought she heard on tv that Gwen Stefani is knocked up with her 3rd, but I think she heard wrong because I havent heard anything yet, anywhere & we know if its even suspected then its plastered all over the damn internet.
(((hugs)))) boob
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Oh Boob3rries, that is way too much for a 23 y/o. Wait, it's a lot for anyone.
I hope the DL horz cheer you up.
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Booberies, sorry about your health problems.
I think a fellow dlister is in Calgary. Probably one of the weird ones, though.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:02pm.
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Oh my! So sorry to hear about all the health problems. Be kind to yourself. You'll get through it. You're so young! I can understand you feeling like you got handed a sht life. I feel like that sometimes, too. I think this will pass, Boob3rries, and you will be ok. Small comfort, I know, but you'll be ok. <3
Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:12pm.
yeah, apparenlty 90% of the population didnt listen lol
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:57am.
I am SO on your side with the no kiddie photos on FB (MySpace, or any social networking site).
Doesn't anyone else remember, in the early days of the internet, when you were advised not to put ANY photos of your kids online?
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:06pm.
Oh boob, no!!!!!!!
*hands you gallon of vodka*
Sorry, I drank sum.
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sok, it's all about sharing
And yeah I am considered a sad person for coming to the message boards of DListed for emotional support. Whatever, I've been in a completely new country to me for year and a half, I don't half friends here, neither do I care, I love Canada but most of Calgarians are plain weird. So I much rather interwebz friends than none. I left too much behind for a true shot at love and happiness to be picky about who I get support from.
EDIT: Have* not half.
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ever heard of lying it out ont he bed or floor.
Just like HO SWEATER.
It deserves caps people.
Aw, Boob3rries (((HUGS)))!
Thank goodness you are here to tell the story!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:02pm.
bloody awful, mine is on lockdown too, and i dont think i have one photo of a friends or family member's child.
anyone wants to see the photos i take. i email or print ect. im not being held responsible for that shit. lol.
but i guess to each their own.
i cant blelieve though people would post photos of hteir children in clothes they are trying to sell on ebay. like how stupid can you get. ever heard of lying it out ont he bed or floor.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:03pm.
I think it was a few months ago when La Cuca first showed up. She started talking about that army dude who choked her out and how she was scared he gave her the herp, then she said her sweater smelled like cum from the night before. That was the birth of ho sweater. And the best day of my life.
LOL
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OMG. THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL STORY!
*a teardrop*
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:56am.
DG- what is Kadooze? Isn't that supposed to be Kudos?
Not according to crazy Ramona from RHoNYC!
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Thank God Snowy knows what I meant!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:57am.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:30am.
anyways..me thinks she will name said baybaeh louboutin or howevers you spells it lol
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LOL @ Louboutin. It doesn't matter how you spell it as long as you pronounce it correctly!
(it's correct, though)
Stoney
The memory brings a tear to the eye, dunnit?
Oh boob, no!!!!!!!
*hands you gallon of vodka*
Sorry, I drank sum.
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I think it was a few months ago when La Cuca first showed up. She started talking about that army dude who choked her out and how she was scared he gave her the herp, then she said her sweater smelled like cum from the night before. That was the birth of ho sweater. And the best day of my life.
LOL
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:56am.
DG- what is Kadooze? Isn't that supposed to be Kudos?
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I am assuming you do not watch Real Housewives of New York. Ramona Singer said Kadooze. Of course I know it Kudos. How much of a hillbilly do you people think I am!
MK even had a post about it a few weeks ago.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:51am.
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Aw you're so sweet. Just a bunch of health issues that have been fucking me up in every way shape and form, almost died october/november last year, the problem started with a baby friend growing in my belly that my immune system considered some sort of virus and killed. It was the 3rd miscarriage in 14 months, only this time my body continued to deteriorate at the point of leaving me with so little blood that while I was agonizing in a bed the lab phoned the resident docs to ask if I was still alive and how the fuck I survived, just about 3 times in an hour., My thyroids went out of control, put on 80lbs then lost 60 then they gave me steroids to kill my immune system so my blood cells would regenerate, so I put on a total of another 120lbs. Plus the thousand pimples on my face that I didn't even have as a teen, the bruises, the uncontrollable bleeding that freaks me the fuck out even if it's just a small cut, the lack of platelets keeps me from coagulating like a normal person. It's a very fucked up body this of mine, so last week with the last medical doc said my chances of ever conceiving are kinda messed up and the chances of carrying a baby to term are barely possible and the chances of me living after childbirth be all of this feasible are slim to none because they found out that I also have a weak heart.
I am only 23 years old so it's a lot to take in, I've already had a shit life, then I married my Boo and everything was perfect but I had to fuck up and get sick. Not that I could have helped it but whaveter.
Sorry for the long rant.
And yeah I agree with other comments, if you're relationship is already in the shitter, trying for a baby is a BAD idea. They are the ones left to a broken home later on.
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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:57am.
I am SO on your side with the no kiddie photos on FB (MySpace, or any social networking site). My FB is on complete lockdown with privacy and so is my photobucket account. My biggest pet peeve is eBay mom's who post their kids photos on the boards and in their auctions.
They busted a few sites for stealing kids photos from eBay sites and putting them on pervert sites.
Its fucking SICK! And these ding dongs keep putting their kids in clothes trying to make a few bucks and someone is probably whacking off their kids photos. (sorry if that offends someone)
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:57am.
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When did the ho sweater story first appear? I'm saddened that I missed that era of Dlisted. I'm sure I was fooling around on some cia-run conspiracy forum. White vans parked out in front of mah house and sht.
Oh hells no DD, EH's favorite pasttime outside of ho shit is stalking!
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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:57am.
i dont even understand how you have time to post youre on your way to hospital to have said child. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I was wondering about that one. Hmmm.
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