Jessica Alba Didn't Think This Through
While MiserAlba was in Oklahoma City shooting The Killer Inside Me, she decided to spend her off hours saving the sharks by fucking up other people's property! You know, because it's widely known that Oklahoma City is a popular summer vacation spots for sharks.
The Lost Ogle says that last week MiserAlba pasted shark posters all over Downtown Oklahoma City as a way to raise awareness to the shrinking population of Great Whites. The problem is that there was no kind of information on the poster. It's just a poster of a Great White that she probably bought at the swap meet. This looks more like a gorilla marketing campaign for Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Now that would've been brilliant.
There's also another problem. MiserAlba covered up a billboard for United Way. The United Way told TMZ that they will probably have to pay to get the billboard replaced.
My favorite part is how she looks all proud of herself! She's like "Yay me!" I mean, she's even SMILING really big. She probably bought herself a cupcake afterwards for a job well done. And don't even accuse MiserAlba of not knowing anything about sharks. She was in Into the Blue after all and there were sharks in that movie. Duh.
You know the sharks are down in the ocean pasting posters of MiserAlba's angry face with the text, "You aren't helping" written on it.
UPDATE: MiserAlba issued an "I'm sowwy" statement to TMZ, but she kind of just blamed the shark people for leading her to vandalism: "I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."
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if u didnt post pictures i would think u had made this up in all its surreality. the disclaimer statement is just so.....banal.
what a tonta idiota!
i also love a great white but she might wanna read up on "chumming' off seal island In S.A in all its unwholesomeness and get a frakin grip on her geography mentally and literally.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
ohgodohgodohgod....i'm so redundant and repetitive but this ho is soooooooo dumb it's painful.
please put 'for rent' sign on her cranium. homeless amoebas and their spawn depress me.
She probably didn't even put these posters up...
She's short, and they're placed very, very high
and the pics only show her rubbing the edges
She was in the car on her PDA/smartphone trying to
spell "qwerty" when they put 'em up
This dummy was taking credit, and now she's
taking the fall
Jessica Alba is to activism as
Naomi Wolf is to feminism
I bet her "actor" husband was taking the pics
He's obviously not doing anything else
Article in the paper this morning. She evidently used Gorilla Glue and they are having hell taking those posters down.
scary eyes...
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Jessica Alba defends the sharks of Oklahoma, defaces charity billboards and insults Albuquerque. Sienna Miller insults Pittsburgh and trains her vagina of doom on married men. And Megan Fox just outdoes herself time and time again with her TMI bullshit in interviews.
And not one of them can act.
A tranquilizer gun, three sacks and a marine tank full of JA's favorite ocean dwellers - problem solved!
dumb bitch
I'm glad all the sharks in Downtown Oklahoma city are safe now...smart like speed bump.
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This unbelievable stupidity by jessica alba is right up there with the famous brainless SLUTney spears comment below, and pairASS's famous "what's walmart - do they sell, like, wall stuff there?" comment. I used to think jessica was the total catch (hot & smart); now I see she's just another megan fox-like dumbass who continually finds a way to puke "STUPID" all over herself...
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Is this dumb bitch going to be arrested? I mean, what the fuck? If I defaced properties in my hometown, I'd be arrested and facing a court date.
I don't understand why this cunt even has a job these days. She sucks as an actress and she has hit a wall in the hotness factor. I hope a fucking shark eats her on vacation.
OMIGOD...I'm a transplanted CA Okie so I can have my say about this...WTF is this dumber than a bag of hammers woman doing F'ing up parts of our city that have to be paid to be cleaned up like GD gang bullshit here in CA? We got the GD magic marker problems out here in CA so I guess a ho just had to share the love by F'ing more stuff up for taxpayers to clean up back in my homeland. What an idiot.
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dare i say that jessica is not a mensa candidate...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Speaking on behalf of the species, I found this woman and her entire ilk vile. That wouldn't stop me from chomping her skinny ass into a thousand tiny pieces to teach her to stay away from us, though.
There's also another problem. MiserAlba covered up a billboard for United Way. The United Way told TMZ that they will probably have to pay to get the billboard replaced.
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Oh no, no, no! MISERALBA herself should be the one to pay for the new billboard!
Can someone make sure she doesn't home-school her child?
To make amends, Jessica has offered to donate to United Way 20% of the profits from her new line of Swiss meatballs.
Not sure if it relates and I have nothing against you Oklahoma peeps, or the States for that matter but I found this and I can't find the switch to stop laughing:
"Oklahoma: Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout the entire state."
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Hello! Oklahoma City billboards and overpasses do not equal your living room wall. Who the eff does she think she is?
Submitted by dilsmom on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:55pm.
Submitted by blackolds33 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:36pm.
I live in Oklahoma City and I am neither a redneck nor am I a republican, thank you very much
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That makes two of us, and there just may be two of us.
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Nope! There are three of us!
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uh No. That would make four of us.......I know. surprising right?
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And that makes five of us! I am a proud Democrat as well as a Graphic and Web Designer. And brace yourself, I actually have a college degree and my husband is working on his Masters. Shocking!
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Submitted by blackolds33 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:36pm.
I live in Oklahoma City and I am neither a redneck nor am I a republican, thank you very much
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That makes two of us, and there just may be two of us.
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Nope! There are three of us!
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uh No. That would make four of us.......I know. surprising right?
She should have to pay for the billboard she defaced, she should apologize to sharks everywhere for being their spokeswhore and why the hell is she still making movies?
Oklahoma...aha. interesting...anywais um que activista mas idiota. and ofcourse lol at the "You know the sharks are down in the ocean pasting posters of MiserAlba's angry face with the text, "You aren't helping" written on it." hahhahhaa aaaa
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Dear Jessica,
Thank you for loving my Sharkeys but I feel it necessary at this time that I address a few issues with you.
That's an enormous waste of paper. And is that flour that someone could be EATING that you're using to post them? Not to mention the toxins used to print my pretty Sharkeys on all that wasted paper...
I would like to STRONGLY suggest that you leave human intervention up to those with a little more background and education. My job here is hard enough. Really.
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so, this dumb slut defaced a non-profit's billboard, and cost a group that provides much needed servies money to fix it. During a recession, when charitable giving is down?
She's on the list.
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Yo bitch, I have seen pictures of your mother. Lets be nice and just say the future does not look pretty for you!
This idiota was in Alamagordo, NM filming a crap movie. She managed to insult and entire city in a couple of random quotes to a reporter. So I'm not surprised she's pulling a stunt like this in OKC. Hey MiserALBA, why not visit the Oklahoma City National Memorial instead.
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I'm not sure Great Whites are even truly threatened. Only a small number of sportfishermen target them. They're not caught commercially, by net, longline, or harpoon. The world seal population is out of control, so they have plenty to eat.
If you think they're endangered, then go for a long swim in a black wetsuit off San Simeon, CA, Guadalupe Island (Baja Mex.), Chatham, MA, many AU beaches, or Capetown, So. Africa.
Worst "activist" ever.
She is an idiot.
Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:36pm.
I live in Oklahoma City and I am neither a redneck nor am I a republican, thank you very much
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That makes two of us, and there just may be two of us.
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Nope! There are three of us!
I live in Oklahoma City and I am neither a redneck nor am I a republican, thank you very much
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That makes two of us, and there just may be two of us.
What.A.Fucking.Dumbass
How is this going to help the sharks with no information on the posters? Let me just say that she is NOT in any way helping the United Way. Those posters are just scaring the shit out of me! SHE NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED, like now.
I've always suspected that she was a complete airhead. It's nice to be vindicated once in a while.
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
OMG...it's the idiot of idiots. Can we just feed her to the Great Whites? That would help them and US! Throw in Angelina Fox too! Bye.
My fellow sluts, you are correct. It takes fancy water to sustain an exotic type fish-critter and we lack that here, we only have drinkin' water. We do not have Great White Sharks in Oklahoma; however, we have a couple of nice zoos and an aquarium in Jenks with big 'ol fish tanks.
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 2:20pm.
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I live in Oklahoma City and I am neither a redneck nor am I a republican, thank you very much.
Lordy I hate this skank. I know exactly where she is in those pics, if I had only known she was there I would have come and thrown rocks at her. I wonder where her "please-let-it be-brown" baby is?
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Peoples' homes are getting foreclosed on, unemployment is through the roof, the stock market's in the shitter...and this dumb slut picks SHARKS as her pet cause? Give me a fuckin break.
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She is supposed to be there with someone from the organization for this trainwreck, and I love how the photos released all show her doing this fuckery by herself. hahahaha
I need a Jessica Alba mugshot in my life, don't let me down Oklahoma DA's office!
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maybe they have land sharks in OK City. those crafty fucks have evolved into three wolves t-shirt wearing republicans!
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those posters are all around L.A. lol
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this could only get better if she postered a oklahoma city bombing memorial.
where's a fucking cop when you need one?
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