Jessica Alba Didn't Think This Through
While MiserAlba was in Oklahoma City shooting The Killer Inside Me, she decided to spend her off hours saving the sharks by fucking up other people's property! You know, because it's widely known that Oklahoma City is a popular summer vacation spots for sharks.
The Lost Ogle says that last week MiserAlba pasted shark posters all over Downtown Oklahoma City as a way to raise awareness to the shrinking population of Great Whites. The problem is that there was no kind of information on the poster. It's just a poster of a Great White that she probably bought at the swap meet. This looks more like a gorilla marketing campaign for Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Now that would've been brilliant.
There's also another problem. MiserAlba covered up a billboard for United Way. The United Way told TMZ that they will probably have to pay to get the billboard replaced.
My favorite part is how she looks all proud of herself! She's like "Yay me!" I mean, she's even SMILING really big. She probably bought herself a cupcake afterwards for a job well done. And don't even accuse MiserAlba of not knowing anything about sharks. She was in Into the Blue after all and there were sharks in that movie. Duh.
You know the sharks are down in the ocean pasting posters of MiserAlba's angry face with the text, "You aren't helping" written on it.
UPDATE: MiserAlba issued an "I'm sowwy" statement to TMZ, but she kind of just blamed the shark people for leading her to vandalism: "I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."
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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:41pm.
please somebody feed her to the sharks
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I don't know about that, sharks like meat. Maybe they can use her as a toothpick after a big meal.
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Are there sharks in Oklahoma?
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Fuck yes! We have lots of lawyers!
Actually I've seen these posters downtown and wondered what the hell was going on with them.
what a dork!
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please somebody feed her to the sharks
i hate chicks that wear fedoras. that's the douchebags equivalent to... well, pretty much everything.
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If MiserAlba loves sharks so much, I think the American public would be more than happy to throw her into a tank filled with angry sharks.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:25pm.
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Sorry people, I get bored.
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That is fantastic Boob!!!
The whole endeavor was a lame attempt at...something. She'll never be Poster Boy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21iVQ0iXs00
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Stoney- Yes, in regard to the little man from princess Bride.
"Stop rhyming, and I mean it!!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
WELL at least she is pretty and making money unlike some people that I have the missfortune of knowing
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:15pm.
I really hope you said that inconceivable part like that little man from Princess Bride.
And I have to run out for a minute. It would be super dope if you cunts could wait for me before starting the desert story extravanganza.
*flies out door*
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my theory is that this cuntwhorebitchslut was trying to get the kind of positive press that Panty-troll got for her dolphin protest or whatever. FAIL.
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What. A. Fucking. Moron.
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In a way, she is just like Pamela Anderson and Madonna, the latter two who seek to whitewash their decades of leg-spreading for fame and money with their current insincere acts of relevant social activism.
I'm not saying that Jessica Alba ever allowed close-up, high resolution photography of her genitalia, but she does share "talentless and pretentious" in common with her older peers.
Plus, she was in "Honey," which sucked so bad it made me want to ditch it and go BACK to school.
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Oklahoma City needs a lot more of this type of glamour.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:09pm.
Okay that made me LOL.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Someone please post a picture of JA with huge words underneath saying "SAVE THE CUNTS".
someone from the movie willl pay for it. and all this did was give the movie publicity. she probably should be smiling
Sweden, my bad. I'm a piss poor speller. Still, she's stupid and that can't be fixed. I have spell check for when it counts.
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Submitted by ricki lake
Jessica Alba will suck satanic cocks in hell for the plagues she unleashes upon the world with every movie opening and Maxim cover she taints with her insidious presence. She is a vile, evil weed and must be summarily plucked from existence by one who is heroic enough to chop off even one of this hydra bitch's heads. She keeps coming back and coming back like goddamn Cher in nuclear winter. Shoot the bitch, gut her fetid insides, and bury her mutilated corpse and eviscerated organs in a filthy cesspool of piss and shit like she deserves. It is only through this purifying ritual that we shall be saved from her ruthless dominion. Suck it, Alba.
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So, basically, we can infer that you're not a huge fan of her work.
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Not only is this person smiling, but she is also caring about something outside of herself. Therefore, this cannot conceivably be Alba. INCONCEIVABLE!
i don't know...if she wanted to help she could've spoken about it...like hayden panettiere does instead of smiling like a fool and pasting posters. you know, do more than just pose for the cameras.
kanderso :)
Okie always had the good shit, LOL
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That can't be Alba, the chick in that picture is smiling.
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:06pm.
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Never regret something that once made you smile.
She really is stupid. With no words or call to action on the poster, random Oklahomans will have no idea what the posters are for. They don't know bout no sharks.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:53pm.
Snowy, that made me about piss me drawers
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:05pm.
Because it's fun now and she has a good sense of humor about it and some of us like to hear her ridiculous shit so we can make fun of her because she's such a stupid whore!
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They are and protected.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:00pm.
Jessica Alba will suck satanic cocks in hell for the plagues she unleashes upon the world with every movie opening and Maxim cover she taints with her insidious presence. She is a vile, evil weed and must be summarily plucked from existence by one who is heroic enough to chop off even one of this hydra bitch's heads. She keeps coming back and coming back like goddamn Cher in nuclear winter. Shoot the bitch, gut her fetid insides, and bury her mutilated corpse and eviscerated organs in a filthy cesspool of piss and shit like she deserves. It is only through this purifying ritual that we shall be saved from her ruthless dominion. Suck it, Alba.
~~~~~~~~~~ I read that whole thing and all I heard was new-q-ler! Damn you George W, get out of my head!!!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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She must be out of her mind! What on earth...?!?!?
I don't even think Great Whites are endagered...
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I'd like to take Alba's ass lips and pull them up over her head like a rolled up pair of socks and then give her to Rosie O'Donnell as a butt loofah.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:52pm.
She has a tattoo on her wrist just like Alba.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!! You are good, C word. And you look so innocent in that avie.
OOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:00pm.
Just reminded me of a saying my mom used a lot, very popular in Argentina.
"Evil weed never dies"
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:33pm.
She learned about this issue by being Switzerland.
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No, freebird. SWEEDEN. She was being Sweeden, you know, the country most famous for its neutrality. DUMB CUNT. ARHG, stupid bitches make me pissy.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:42pm.
Why is it that last week everyone was slamming Falkor for the sweater story but this week everyone now wants it re-told? Why the hypocrisy?
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Ricki, who do you hate more? Jessica A or Kate G? Give me your top 5 suck it list.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:52pm.
Maybe she heard the Jets own this part of town and wanted to tag her Shark territory before Office Krumpke took her ass down with a tazer.
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Ahaah! That was what I was thinking. Still trying to backpeddle that 'don't call me latina' fiasco.
Stoney,
I'm hoping for a rhino campaign in Maine.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:57pm.
OMG!!!! Jazzfish's avie!!!!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:00pm.
Hahahahahaha! That avie is hysterical!
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Thanks! Now I have to figure out how to make one with Madonna's pubes on Kate's head.
Stupid. Fucking. Moron.
You know, if she wanted to do something helpful, why didn't she inquire into being a spokeswhore or celebrity ambassador for a cause? Oh rite, because being a famewhore cunt is less work.
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I hope she'll come to Tennessee and teach us all about the African Wild Dog with some cool posters.
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What a dumb cunt. Can she please age and become irrelevant at a quicker pace, please?
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A "smiling" Alba just doesn't make sense. poster imposter?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:57pm.
Hahahahahaha! That avie is hysterical!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Jessica Alba will suck satanic cocks in hell for the plagues she unleashes upon the world with every movie opening and Maxim cover she taints with her insidious presence. She is a vile, evil weed and must be summarily plucked from existence by one who is heroic enough to chop off even one of this hydra bitch's heads. She keeps coming back and coming back like goddamn Cher in nuclear winter. Shoot the bitch, gut her fetid insides, and bury her mutilated corpse and eviscerated organs in a filthy cesspool of piss and shit like she deserves. It is only through this purifying ritual that we shall be saved from her ruthless dominion. Suck it, Alba.