Jessica Alba Didn't Think This Through

While MiserAlba was in Oklahoma City shooting The Killer Inside Me, she decided to spend her off hours saving the sharks by fucking up other people's property! You know, because it's widely known that Oklahoma City is a popular summer vacation spots for sharks.

The Lost Ogle says that last week MiserAlba pasted shark posters all over Downtown Oklahoma City as a way to raise awareness to the shrinking population of Great Whites. The problem is that there was no kind of information on the poster. It's just a poster of a Great White that she probably bought at the swap meet. This looks more like a gorilla marketing campaign for Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Now that would've been brilliant.

There's also another problem. MiserAlba covered up a billboard for United Way. The United Way told TMZ that they will probably have to pay to get the billboard replaced.

My favorite part is how she looks all proud of herself! She's like "Yay me!" I mean, she's even SMILING really big. She probably bought herself a cupcake afterwards for a job well done. And don't even accuse MiserAlba of not knowing anything about sharks. She was in Into the Blue after all and there were sharks in that movie. Duh.

You know the sharks are down in the ocean pasting posters of MiserAlba's angry face with the text, "You aren't helping" written on it.

UPDATE: MiserAlba issued an "I'm sowwy" statement to TMZ, but she kind of just blamed the shark people for leading her to vandalism: "I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."

Image source: The Lost Ogle

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses • Jessica Alba

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:39pm.

When people are left scratching their damn heads like flea-ridden monkeys, it's because you forgot to MAKE YOUR FUCKING POINT!!

Submitted by HereForTheRide on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:39pm.

What a fucking moron.

Sharks on a United Way billboard?!?! You know her publicists wish they could shank her right now.

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:39pm.

Didn't she say Sweden, not Switzerland? I can't remember but whatever she said was hysterical because she got her panties all in a wad over it and tried to prove she knew something about history, lol.

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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:38pm.

Hahaha...what a stupid fucking twat!

Submitted by blackolds33 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:38pm.

I live in OKC and was wondering what the hell all of those shark posters meant. Thank you for the clarification. Now I can explain to my other curious friends. I love the lost ogle.

Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:37pm.

"The Killer Inside Me"? Like, from the Jim Thompson novel? I gotta investigate this. I think they did a version in the 60's (maybe 70's) with Stacy Keach. I can't imagine JAlba the Hut in a Jim Thompson piece though. His shit is crazy gritty and she lacks grit among other things.

I'd still give her the tip though since she's cute and into vandalism.

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:37pm.

Hasta La Vista mah main hookers! I am off like a prom dress. Sadness that open post is not up yet. I was reallllyyyy looking forward to EH's HO SWEATER story.

I'll have to check in and read it later.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:36pm.

I don't think it's an issue of not thinking it through... I think we figured out a long time ago that she is an idiot.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:36pm.

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:33pm.

She learned about this issue by being Switzerland.
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Submitted by thehoustongirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:36pm.

OK what fucking BODY OF WATER is around OKLAHOMA CITY? I can understand Corpus Cristi, Orlando or somewhere by a body of water [ocean]

ok just WTF? OK City of all places? These people don't SEE sharks on the regular!

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:36pm.

shouldnt these stupid pretentnious cunts be freeing tibet or something.

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:35pm.

I hate it when stupid whores think they're all smart and evolved and shit. Go home, hooker!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:35pm.

And there will be an Internet blog post from her defending her dumbfuckness in 3, 2, 1........

She is an embarrassment to people who are really in the cause who make things happen. My cousin is a well-known Oceanographer (among other things regarding the ocean) and she is fuckin' mortified by this DUMBASS.

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Submitted by Buggerem on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:35pm.

She's smiling and that scares me. Oh yes it does.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:35pm.

I am cracking up!!

"Yay!!! I put up shark posters all over a land locked state!! Yay!!!!"

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:35pm.

She makes Megan Fox look like Einstein.

Are charges pending?

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Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:35pm.

The sharks would probably like to crack her head open and look for candy right about now. So this never occurred to her - campaign does the most good in places where there are actual great whites. And Oklahoma is not one of them.