Pregnant Dude Is A Daddy Again!
With all this OctoMom and Jon & Kate fuckery going on I completely forgot that the Pregnant Dude was knocked up with his second child. Well, ABC News reports that Thomas Beatie and his wife Nancy have a new baby son that was born earlier today. Their first child, Susan Juliette, was born last June.
They haven't decided on a name yet, but they have decided that Nancy would be tittyfeeding their new son. Some source-type also said it was a natural birth. I guess that means the baby came out of his peen hole. It happens. Bigger things have come out of my peen hole before. There I go again. Ruining some beautiful with gutter talk.
Enough of me. Congratulations to Pregnant Dude and Big Butch Nancy! I'm sure we'll learn all about their new baby in a 10-hour long special hosted by Barbara Walters followed by a People Magazine cover spread.
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:32pm.
there are ways for a woman to produce milk even if she wasnt pregnant. some women who adopt babies try relactation or induced lactation techniques...
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My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
I'm all for gay rights and everything, but being pregnant and giving birth is a woman's "natural" role, not a man's. This is more disturbing then Octomom.
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I don't really get this either. Technically, she's a woman. She's given birth twice, for fuck's sake. There are plenty of things that both men and women are perfectly capable of doing. Giving birth is not one of them. So calling her a man is really just stupid.
It's also fucking insulting. This is a lesbian couple trying to skirt the issues and be recognized as something else. At first, I didn't think that, but she's popping out babies left and right . . . she's a female. A beard, a flat chest and pit hair does not change that.
She's not a dude, and she won't be a daddy. I'm all progressive and shit, but this person is nothing but a confused attention whore.
How is Nancy going to titty feed if Thomas the He-Skank had the baby?
Has anyone see that porn star "The Man with a Pussy?" Buck Angel.... There's another sick fuck who think she's a dude because she takes hormones what make her grow facial pubes.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:28pm.
angel_i ...
SURE IS!
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SAH-weeeeeeet! Congratulations, mama! :D
(it just occurred to me...did someone tell Jimmy that his mama's a breeder too?)
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Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
angel_i ...
SURE IS!
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Submitted by Rintendo: "I honestly think this will end up being the straw that breaks the politically correct back of the American people.
...I used to be very liberal about this stuff but pregnant dude changed my mind. I'm putting on my judgmental tshirt and saying that this is a very confused little lesbian couple."
Agree 100%
I'm liberal on most social issues, gender-bending, sexuality, etc. But this person turns me into Archie Bunker. It disturbs me on such a primal level, I can't even describe it. It's just WRONG. More wrong than OctoCunt.
Get this freak a shrink.
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Submitted by Katt on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:16pm.
For the record I think it's a lil fucked up that he/she/it continues to straddle the gender fence.
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That doesn't bother me so much as using "I'm really a man" to sell her pregnancy story for cash money...cuz, like, once you have a baby you're a woman. I don't care what you look like. You wanna be a manly looking woman, well good for you! You wanna be a manly looking woman with a manly looking woman for a wife? Well, ok - whatever floats your boat. You wanna be the manliest of women in your manly woman relationship? Fine.
Just don't stand around telling people you're a man cuz you're not. End of story.
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I'm not calling her a 'him.' It boggles my mind that this person feels she has the right to call herself a man... if she has a working vajayjay, she's got to be a woman... when men get gender assignment surgery they invert their penis and lose their testicles... hence the transition of male to female, reversal is kind of, well, out of the question...
Submitted by Rintendo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:11pm.
No stoning....(unless you like it ;))
I see your point.
As I wrote, I'm all for a loving environment for kids, no matter if mum and dad or dad and dad or mum and mum raise.
But I have not come to terms with seeing someone who GAVE BIRTH as a man.
I know one transgender woman (man to woman)and have huge respect for her and for what she has been through.
However......she will never experience period cramps and PMS. Lucky, you may say, but....it's still not 100% woman to me.
To the new fother (father + mother), it's not a man....the essentials are missing.
chefcammi, is that your smiley booboo?!?!
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For the record I think it's a lil fucked up that he/she/it continues to straddle the gender fence.
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blech!
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Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
I honestly think this will end up being the straw that breaks the politically correct back of the American people.
You can't say that you are a male in a female's body and then pop out some kidses and have me believe you really feel like a guy on the inside. Men don't have kids. Men supply sperm. Men can adopt kids. Women can adopt...er, sperm. Pregnant "dude" didn't supply the sperm. SHE provided the egg and had the freakin' baby. Verdict: female.
I used to be very liberal about this stuff but pregnant dude changed my mind. I'm putting on my judgmental tshirt and saying that this is a very confused little lesbian couple.
Let the stoning commence.
Yay!
Happy Baby day!
If it makes those guys happy, I'm all for it.
Looks like their kids are being raised with load of lurrrrve. And that's never a bad thing, if you have a dads or mums :)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 4:25pm.
So... a woman had a baby.
*yawn*
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A woman with a beard and long scraggly pit hair and no boobs who looks like my male friend Jason had a baby!
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If you have a vagina, uterus, etc. and it works to carry and deliver a baby then you most certainly are not a dude. You're just a greedy asshole who cut off their chi-chis and still wanted the benefits of being able to reproduce.
wasn't this "man" once a winning Beauty Pageant Queen?
Not a dude, so not a big deal.
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that's NOT a dude, it's fuckin hairy lesbo.
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Not his peen hole, MK. Her vagina.
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Why is it that the more insane you are that you feeled impelled to squirt out more baby friends?
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 4:13pm.
Considering the ever-lowering standards of entertainment and the public's unquenchable thirst for spectacle, I'm shocked that this freakazoid does not have it's own reality tv show.
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Oh my God! You are so right...TLC must have their heads up their asses...I doubt pregnant dude (this lesbian with a mastectomy & a beard) wouldnt contemplate selling out to that level.
So... a woman had a baby.
*yawn*
She's still a woman. Mutilated your body all you want, you can't change your sex.
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no reality show yet...well I guess no network has come forward with an offer the pregnant LADY with the mustache can't refuse. probably negotiations are still in the works on the down low.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 4:17pm.
Ow ow ow, why would any woman do that to their boobies??!?!? *moans*
this person is INSANE!! its self mutilation to achieve the impossible. whatever mental disorder it is the bride of guildenstein and micheal jackson has, this bitch has. Mike you'll never be a white fairy, pregnant dude your faux-cock will never feel what my cock feels and you wont be able to bbq, guildenstein i dont know what the fuck you were going for...
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 4:18pm.
This may not be how it happened, but I think they just opened up the vagina underneath the faux peen so the baby could come through. And then after the birth, sew 'er back up! I guess?
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Does Tom get to shirk all the messy child-caring duties on the grounds he's the male?
edited because I'm a stupid bitch who totally forgot pregnant dude went from being a chick to a dude. Vagina still intact.
*slaps self*
Look, sorry to be a nick picky bitch, but Thomas is biologically, a FEMALE, so they need to calm down about him/her being pregnant again. Thomas is a female to "male" transgendered person who is able to give birth because his 'female' organs are still in tact.
K? Ain't no miracle going on up in here.
Ow ow ow, why would any woman do that to their boobies??!?!? *moans*
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Sorry but you can't call yourself a dude just because you have facial hair and like girls. She is nothing more than a hairy lesbian. Unless you have a dick and balls you are a chick. Period.
Ahhahaha Provolone,
I want you to be the first pregnant aardvark dude, and go on Oprah.
pregnant dudette...
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Pregnant Lady Dude kinda looks like Jon. She/he better watch out or old Possom Head Kate will come and get him/her.
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Considering the ever-lowering standards of entertainment and the public's unquenchable thirst for spectacle, I'm shocked that this freakazoid does not have it's own reality tv show.
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I totally hate pointy pregnancy times. Gives me the creeps.
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dudes cant have babies...ITS FUCKING SCIENCE!!!
Get this bitch a psychologist.
I wanna be an aardvark!!!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Yep, I recall it was ABC that had it's head up this woman's ass the first time and hyped the "dude" angle as loudly as they could for as many shows as they could.
ewwwwwww Enough already!
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