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Window licker Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning left a recording studio in Los Angeles yesterday where they were beginning vocal work on The Runaways biopic. This isn't just a day terror you can snap out of. This is really happening.
Kristen is Joan Jett, Dakota is Cherie Currie, CoCo is Lita Ford and Phoebe Price is Sandy West. No, that would have saved this soon-to-be epic mess. Alessandra Torresani is going to be Lita Ford and Stella Maeve is Sandy West. Unfortunately, the cast doesn't include the role of a bear who mauls all of them at the beginning of the movie and saves us all!
Every time I see pictures of Dakota Fanning, it always feels like she's reading my mind. She kind of makes my palms sweaty, but I've always liked her. She isn't a fuck-up and her acting doesn't make me go cross-eyed. It's that Kristen Stewart ho I have a problem with! The half-eaten Hot Pocket sitting next to me would make a better Joan Jett. They are going to have to stick a taser in Kristen's ass just to get a little raw emotion out of her! Dyeing your hair black and taking a pair of scissors to it doesn't make you a believable Joan Jett! I already tried that shit in junior high school and it didn't work.
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Well, it's official: the only live culture left in Hollywood is the yogurt in Trader Joe's dairy section.
A pox on all of them for this fuckery most foul.
Dakota's a good actress and all, but isn't she a little too wholesome to be in this fuckery? The look on her face says she's about to head off to Bible study. But kudos to her parents for rasing a seemingly well adjusted kid. You should be taking notes Dina!
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"Ick. Nast."
Cunten Stewart I fucking hate you and your lack of talent, you try too hard. It won't work, out of the Twilight frenzy no one will know who you are. Disappear already.
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Janet Charlton has one ugly fuck of an RPatz pic on her site. I KNEW he was a scumbucket!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Dakota Fanning isn't a fuck-up? I guess you never saw her on Jay Leno when she was younger. She would speak a rehearsed line, then look at the audience and do a scary baby laugh. She was like a robot.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:16pm.
I have nothing bad to say about Dakota Fanning. I love her, and I hope she keeps her head and straight and keeps improving as an actress.
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Yeah, I'm whichu. I like Dakota. Kristen Stewart? I'm bored of her being so bored.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:06pm.
Kristen Stewart always looks like it took a forklift to get her off her couch and away from her bong.
LOL!
I have nothing bad to say about Dakota Fanning. I love her, and I hope she keeps her head and straight and keeps improving as an actress.
Kristen Stewart annoys me. The bitch has zero energy and always looks bored and hungry. SMILE sometime, ho!
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Ok, then. You're all a buncha window lickers! ;p
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Submitted by The Fly on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:12pm.
Sugaroo my avvie wants to take you to Vegas for some Naked Lunch shit!
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Oh my! ♥
*roots in closet for clean galoshes*
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Sugaroo my avvie wants to take you to Vegas for some Naked Lunch shit!
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Help me!
This Kristen Stewart really rubs me the wrong way. Something about her "slow" face, maybe the way her mouth is always half open when making sexy faces. She seems to have the personality of a wet sock.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:09pm.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:03pm.
Jinx to Joe & Sug! I might lick a window if it had frosting on it. Or a delicious wine.
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My luck, The Sisto would be on the OTHER side of the window. BWAH!
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Are you telling me you couldn't lick through glass to get to the Sisto?
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What am I, an amoeba? I don't do osmosis, mon!
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♪ Break on through to the other side!
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If The Sisto was on the other side, the glass would shatter when I scream in ecstasy!
Oh dear. If The Sisto was reading this thread, you know he's LONG GONE after reading THIS post! BWAH!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Is it wrong if I want to marry The Fly's avvie?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:03pm.
Jinx to Joe & Sug! I might lick a window if it had frosting on it. Or a delicious wine.
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My luck, The Sisto would be on the OTHER side of the window. BWAH!
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Are you telling me you couldn't lick through glass to get to the Sisto?
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What am I, an amoeba? I don't do osmosis, mon!
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♪ Break on through to the other side!
This is going to corrupt them sweet girls!
Or maybe it's gonna be like Josie and the Pussycats (which would corrupt them even more. Look at Tara Reid.)
MK, didn't you know? Dakota is an Indigo Child! The last survivor of an extinct race from a dying planet in the third quadrant. Oh wait, that's AnnaSophiaRobb.
One of us. One of us.
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Is that a bag of Cheetos Kristen is carrying? I still love her. Not into Twilight, I'm a True Blood kinda gal. But I will always love Kristen for the movie Speak.
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Don't you know
You supposed to be the man?
Not pale in comparison
To who you think I am...
Its simple everyone .. just like these 2...
S T A Y A W A Y... do not spend a dime on this fuckery opening weekend.
Goddamnit this shit pisses me off.. Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett.. fuck me.. AS IF.
whats next?
Denise Richards as Meryl Streep in a bio pic?
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:03pm.
Jinx to Joe & Sug! I might lick a window if it had frosting on it. Or a delicious wine
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Or Javier or Daniel...
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...Craig or Radcliffe?
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HAHA! I'd have to go with Craig. I like them out of nappies.
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Maintenant, le principal est fait. Je tiens quelques évidences dont je ne peux pas détacher. Ce que je sais, ce qui est sûr, ce que je ne peux pas nier, ce que je ne peux pas rejeter, voilà ce qui compte.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:03pm.
Jinx to Joe & Sug! I might lick a window if it had frosting on it. Or a delicious wine
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Or Javier or Daniel...
Edited to add: My tongue would be like a windshield wiper on hi-speed.
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LOL! I've kissed one of those before - a tongue darter!
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:03pm.
Jinx to Joe & Sug! I might lick a window if it had frosting on it. Or a delicious wine.
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My luck, The Sisto would be on the OTHER side of the window. BWAH!
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Are you telling me you couldn't lick through glass to get to the Sisto?
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What am I, an amoeba? I don't do osmosis, mon!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:03pm.
Jinx to Joe & Sug! I might lick a window if it had frosting on it. Or a delicious wine
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Or Javier or Daniel...
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...Craig or Radcliffe?
Kristen Stewart always looks like it took a forklift to get her off her couch and away from her bong. And when she is doing an event, it always looks like she is about to go unconscious from boredom.
I have socks with more personality.
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:03pm.
Jinx to Joe & Sug! I might lick a window if it had frosting on it. Or a delicious wine
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Or Javier or Daniel...
Edited to add: My tongue would be like a windshield wiper on hi-speed.
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Maintenant, le principal est fait. Je tiens quelques évidences dont je ne peux pas détacher. Ce que je sais, ce qui est sûr, ce que je ne peux pas nier, ce que je ne peux pas rejeter, voilà ce qui compte.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:03pm.
Jinx to Joe & Sug! I might lick a window if it had frosting on it. Or a delicious wine.
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My luck, The Sisto would be on the OTHER side of the window. BWAH!
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Are you telling me you couldn't lick through glass to get to the Sisto?
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:03pm.
Jinx to Joe & Sug! I might lick a window if it had frosting on it. Or a delicious wine.
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My luck, The Sisto would be on the OTHER side of the window. BWAH!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
well atleast these two are not fuck ups...yet..I feel clean. lol
Coma Caca!!
Jinx to Joe & Sug! I might lick a window if it had frosting on it. Or a delicious wine.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:52pm.
What's a window licker?
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Well. Would *you* lick a window?
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May-bee. Depends what's on the other side.
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Maintenant, le principal est fait. Je tiens quelques évidences dont je ne peux pas détacher. Ce que je sais, ce qui est sûr, ce que je ne peux pas nier, ce que je ne peux pas rejeter, voilà ce qui compte.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:52pm.
What's a window licker?
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Well. Would *you* lick a window?
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Well that would depend on what's stuck to it.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Dakota's got a wack-ass sense of style but she's cute. The other one looks like trouble.
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Kristen Stewart is AWFUL!!!!!!! Is she from a famous family or something? There's NO WAY she made it in Hollywood on her looks or *coughcough* talent.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:52pm.
What's a window licker?
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Well. Would *you* lick a window?
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Doh! I just googled it. Lurve that Urban Dik. That is mean. I'm using it.
I'm inclined to think that if Dakota Fanning agreed to take part, it can't be TOO bad.
That said, I'm not old enough to remember The Runaways, so I'm not worrying about it much either way.
Kudos to Dakota for keeping a good head on her shoulders.
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:52pm.
What's a window licker?
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Well. Would *you* lick a window?
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Dear Kristen or whatever the fuck you name is;
Instead of tieing your t-shirts to show your tummy, why don't you try buying a smaller t-shirt?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:48pm.
Obviously you did not witness Kristen's fuckery in "Twilight"?
She massacred Twilight with her stinkfest of horrid acting now she's going to do the same to Joan. *wipes tear*
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Nope. Missed that. Sorry. RPatz creeps me out so badly, I couldn't watch that flick even if The Sisto was in it.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
It's too bad all of the talented women of the Runaways are still alive to see this anal raping and tearing of the taint of this "biopic" about to be made.
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
What's a window licker?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:48pm.
Obviously you did not witness Kristen's fuckery in "Twilight"?
She massacred Twilight with her stinkfest of horrid acting now she's going to do the same to Joan. *wipes tear*
I dont like jokes Indeed. wtf?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
kristens shirt looks like sometype of sambo drawing
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Who are these two?
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