Tuesday, June 9th 2009

You've Got A Friend In Quween

A Quween's work is never done! When does Quween find the time to get her whites so white, her pinks so pink and her teefs so yellow? It seems that she's always busy saving celebrities on the famewhore stroll!

Quween doesn't only protect bitches from the posarassi, she is also a friend and a confidante. Look at how she's counseling Taraji P. Henson like a traveling preacher. And look at how Taraji is keeping her eyes forward and holding still like she's got a wasp on her shoulder. Taraji was taught well. The first thing all parents should teach their kids is to never look a crackhead dead in the eye. NEVER! They will either slap you in the teefs (ala Amy Wino) or refuse to leave your side unless you give them something of value (ala Quween). With that being said, I'd give Quween the filling in my molar if she wanted it!

Posted by: Michael K


Bowchickawawa's picture

Why does MK and many others continually refer to this eccentric and homeless woman as a crackhead? She may be "different" but as far as I can tell, and no, I don't know her, she doesn't have the characteristics of a crackhead. She's always clean and relatively sober looking/acting when she's photographed on the street. Crackheads are dirty and wild acting. Think Amy Winehouse, not Quween. Crackheads are usually hiding inside due to extreme paranoia, not sitting out on the corner, posing for pictures. That's the last thing a person who is addicted to crack would do. Not all homeless people are drug addicts.

NativeNYker's picture

What she shoulda been doin is keeping her eye on her purse!

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

She has the face of a wayans brother! & I don't get it celebrities usually run away from their 12yo fans, but they let a middle aged ghetto crackwhore next to them. Makes sense.

gucci's picture

She's a damn good(queenie) actress.

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Queen of Poo's picture

Her poo is like a rolling stone

v.c.andrews's picture

Her poo is some benjamin buttons crap!

Queen of Poo's picture

I have smelled her poo before and it smells like flora and fauna.

v.c.andrews's picture

I bet her poo smells like crap.

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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 8:08pm.

these people have patience. i'd be swinging the instant this crackhead gets near me.
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Yeah, something like that. I'm not really entertained by seeing this annoying woman on this page every day lately.

I seriously don't understand how these celebrities patiently tolerate her. If she was hanging all over me, pestering the shit out of me, and trying to carry me away I'd tell her to leave me alone and get her hands off me. And I'm not yet convinced she's genuinely trying to "protect" them, not that I believe she's 100% competently cognizant either. She would just piss me off.

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I wuvs my Quweenie so much and I don't know whyyy! Don't judge or you get the Bushbaby death stare!

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Message In A Bottle's picture

I feel sorry for this woman. Can't help but wonder what kind of life she had before she got like this.

Methinks she was terribly abused and came from a broken home that left her felt abandoned, she then turned to drugs and now is a lonely woman on the street. And by helping these celebs, maybe she hopes they'll help her...that or she feels some sort of importance and temporary self-fulfillment out of this; ok, I'll stop playing DR. Phil for now.

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rebanndel's picture

Am I the only person sick of these damn "fringe" boots and sandals? I didn't like this shit when the trend first hit and my dislike has morphed into all out hate. Taranji needs a stylist! And again, those shockingly blue fringe boots need to go!

RJII's picture

Quween is a mess-- and not in the interesting way.

I want most celebs to drop dead or explode spontaneously. However, I want one to clock this annoying sidewalk slag in the throat.

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Kandykane's picture

I suppose the crackhead's exploits were funny the first couple of times but now the whole thing is OTT and that bitch needs to step off from that building so that ppl can come and go without her stank all up in there n over 'em.

moomarse's picture

I'm getting sick of this bitch........ she's the sidewalk version of the car window cleaners at stoplights.

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TexnDoc's picture

It won't be long before White Oprah, Ali, Spencer, and Heidi are on that street actually asking for Quween. Speaking of which, whatever happened to those Landers sister's daughters? Back being "big in Japan", I guess.

letinstar's picture

i'm more concerned about what taraji was thinking about when she pulled this look together...
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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Love queenie, always has money on her mind and she's focus. Her hankerchief tells u so. Hey this could turn into a tv interview photo op with queenie. She's clean, her nails are done and she makes money harassing celebs. Only in America!!

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

YellowMarigold's picture

Ha ha Quween is my new hero.

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get serious's picture

Who is this crackhead, and, more importantly, why should I care?

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Manimal5's picture

She does seem to be kinda pesty!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 8:39pm.

your hoofs scare me. i can't look at anything you post without gagging.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:04pm.
LOL in your dreams. that shit will nevah happen.

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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 8:35pm.

Ha jazzfish_77!

But then what??
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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

THANK YOU, Stank! Ive been AWOL a bit but not to the point where I thought Id been forgotten.
The bitch is trying to be the next Dollhouse Dude. Nasty~

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like-wow's picture

Who is this person Henson and why should we care?

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Mittmah's picture

I agree Chris..it's annoying now.

This is a person who sits around ALL day EVERY day doing nothing. Well, except waiting for celebs to walk up so she can get camera time.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 8:37pm.

God I wish people would stop reporting about this bitch. It stopped being funny about 2 months ago.
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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

God I wish people would stop reporting about this bitch. It stopped being funny about 2 months ago.

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madam s.'s picture

Ha jazzfish_77!

But then what??

jazzfish_77's picture

When we grow tired of watching celebrities become crackheads, we will watch crackheads become celebrities.

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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 8:28pm.

She's some crazy homeless lady who sits on a corner where the paps bother celebs.

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 8:03pm.
Say what you will about Quween, but she's excellent as Tara's mother in True Blood.

LOL!! I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it was HER body in the car in the finale, not Lafayette's!
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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

Mike, Evil, can someone fill me in please? Who is this crack head? Where is Sheeps, Hoffers, or someone who will let a sistah know...damn.

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jaydawg's picture

and to those who don't know who Taraji is she was nominated for an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for the Curious Case of Benjamim Button (she was also really good in Hustle and Flow)

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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 8:08pm.

these people have patience. i'd be swinging the instant this crackhead gets near me.
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Patience?? They just do this shit because of the cameras. Think of the money these celebutards would have to pay their PR people just to make us forget they screamed "FUCK OFF!" to a poor, frail homeless woman.

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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 8:08pm.

these people have patience. i'd be swinging the instant this crackhead gets near me.

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I heard that! I don't even particularly like people I know getting up in my personal space like that let alone some weirdass crackhead. I would definitely tell her "step off bitch or I'll shank you"

I work in downtown San Francisco and there are lots of wacky homeless people (some with serious mental or drug problems, but even they will back the fuck off if you give them the DO NOT FUCK WITH ME CRAZY look that I have patented.)

xerquina's picture

these people have patience. i'd be swinging the instant this crackhead gets near me.

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mike's picture

Say what you will about Quween, but she's excellent as Tara's mother in True Blood.

madam s.'s picture

Fucking_Classy,

You and I are pretty much always on the same page.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 7:37pm.

I thought this was the crackhead that yells to MK:

Twenty-five cents or a quarter?

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 7:45pm.
I know who the crackhead is. But who's Taraji?

She was in Hustle and Flow and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Meh.

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Hotmami's picture

I am loving homegirl's Wet and Wild nail polish...work it, guuuuurrrrllllll!

I love how all the celebrities look so afraid of her.

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shut the smurf up's picture

Why is this crackhead allowed to touch people like that?

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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

Can someone please fill me in? Who the hell is this nut job? Thx~

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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 7:35pm.

Quween is going to push her luck until she is arrested. She's been emboldened with this recent attention, and her already distorted lack of boundaries has dissolved even further to sort of dangerous zones.
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You're spot on, as usual.

Mmmm, Quween actually dresses nicely... for a crackhead. I mean, look at Taraji, bitch has money and is not on crack (at least as far as we know) and THAT is what she comes up with?

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TANGELINE's picture

Bitch, that QUWEEN, Dlisted HOT SLUT of the friggin Month!! Well, she will be.. ;-)
Who doesn't know Quween?