Kendra Wilkinson Is Going To Be A Mother
Why does that headline kind of terrify me? Maybe it's because I don't know if the world can handle another human with a laugh like Kendra's. A laugh that can turn several brain cells to dust in just a few seconds. A laugh that will make you finger fuck your own ears. And now there might be two of those laughs on this planet. Ahhhhh! Jump for your lives!
Kendra tells E! that she's expecting a BABY!!!! with her fiance Hank Baskett. Hmm. That's a creative way to guarantee a second season of her reality show. And I"m guessing she still doesn't know exactly how babies are made. She probably burped during sexy times and thinks that had something to do with it. No worries. When her baby turns 2 or 3, it will explain to Kendra how it was made.
Kendra went on to blab, "Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans." Kendra and Hank are due to get married on June 27th at the Playboy Mansion.
Holly Madison was supposed to be there, but she'll probably be busy mumbling to herself and slowly tearing out her own weave in a padded cell somewhere after she hears that Kendra got knocked up before she did. So if you see Holly carrying around a little ball of weave hair and cooing to it like it's her baby, just politely smile and quickly look away.
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*sigh* Why Hank Baskett, why? *chugging mah drank*
She's a year older than me and has the mentality of a 5 year old. I like Kendra she's okay but hopefully Hank is around a lot (seeing as how he plays in Philly) because knowing Kendra she'd forget it somewhere or leave it under a pile of clothes. Hank seems like a nice, quiet, shy guy, I don't know how he puts up with Kendra's messiness and child like behavior.
Nice... the pole dancing whore got knocked up. She was heels up for 5 minutes. Good job kendra; it's the only thing you're good for...
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Well I guess he won't be getting out of it so easy
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
You all know Holly is ready to cut a bitch right now.
um...i just checked out of curiosity how old she is and it says she was born on june 12th...1985!! my god, i had no idea she was so young! i thought she was at least 28.
lol at the laughing part...let's hope the kid won't laugh like kendra.
As I was reading about the news of Baby Basket, I was wondering how long it would be before you all started naming it.
Here's my two cents:
Easter Basket
That kid is going to be one dumb kid.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Then he'll dump her bla bla. OT I didn't know Rob Lowe had knocked up that buck tooth chick from Little house on the Prairie. Why did she wait till now to pimp that story out or was I just lieing in a ball of phglem in the corner and missed it?
I hope this is a joke...the world doesn't need another dumbass's spawn. She is entertaining becuase she is sooo incredibly stupid, to the point where I can't believe it's an act. I was under the impression that she was slightly retarded or had a touch of down's during the GND run. I am praying for that unborn child. She can't even clean up after herself, how will she ever manage with a baby?
Also, isn't she like 23? And recently got engaged? I am predicting a quick split for these two. Recipe for disaster.
*curtsies* thank you, thank you very much..... :)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:31am.
name it Helena Hank Baskett. Please.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*laughs ten minutes later*
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stoney, just in case you aren't being sarcastic.... :)
hell in a hand basket. Helena Hank Baskett.
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I don't get it.
*twirls blond hair*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:31am.
name it Helena Hank Baskett. Please.
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I just got that! Durr!
Funny!
or Slut Baskett, Whore Baskett, Bimbo Baskett!
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Tiskit A Tasket Baskett would be perfect! Or just Wide Baskett after Kendra.
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name it Helena Hank Baskett. Please.
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One, she's too young, and two, wasn't she just doing tequila shots one after the other on the premier of her show? Exactly how far along is this cunt and why is she announcing it so soon?
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Good luck to her...
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@Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:49am.
I agree. I am only 20 and can't imagine haven't kids right now. Many of my friends have them and I see how much they struggle--especially my bf. I am not talking just financially, but she is on her own raising a kid. And, I guess that's what happens when you have a baby by a man that is in and out of jail. UGH.
When the weekends rolls around, she is always calling around trying to find a babysitter. She is a flat out bitch to her mom because she won't watch her kid. NO THANK YOU. I love my freedom. 29 was the age I thought might be right for me. By then, I will be done with school and on a job for some years.
ONTOPIC: Kendra was the only one that I liked. But, she doesn't seem mature enough to have a baby. We shall see, I guess.
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Holly is probably shitting bricks at this news. After Kendra gives birth she can finally come out of the closet.
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I LOVE KENDRA so much....shes my type of gal!!!
Its so cool watching her from the first moments of the show until now. You know, being the lowest ranking and ditsiest girlfriend to the one whos turning out to be the most successful in love, life and career. shes a real girl girl with realistic priorities...not being a pathetic 42 year old loser with her embarrassing ass body sprawled naked in a magazine like Bridget, not trying to start a family with a notorious 82 year old playboy like Holly.....she as the one who knew not too take it too seriously and just have fun while she was young and when the time was right for to move on she did.....I just love her and that baby is gonna be fly!!!
P.S. No offense to 42 year olds...theres alotta hot ones, but you dont act like a 22 year old naive like Bridget did....its just fake and pathetic!
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My eyes seriously popped out of my head like a chola whose ponytail is too tight when I read that. This is a train wreck I don't want to miss.
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Knocked up, wearing a maternity weddin dress, and gettin married at the Playboy mansion.
Isn't that what every little girl dreams of?
I will never understand why women feel the need to get married and have kids at such a young age. I'm 25, and there is no way in hell I would be a good mother right now. Hopefully Kendra WILL be a good mom; this will be interesting.
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I watched part of this & had to turn it. She is so unbelievably dumb I can't figure if she's acting or not. She has no idea how to shop for groceries, cook or pick up her dirty laundry off the floor. She is completely useless. I just can't imagine not knowing the basics of caring for oneself. She sure can shine a stripper pole with her crotch though!
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Kendra was my fav from the show. I can see her being a good mommy. If not hopefully she'll have a really good nanny.
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Out of the three of them, I liked Kendra best. Holly was nothing but a jealous beyotch who thought her blondeness was the end all. She even told Elvira (who is a blonde underneath the black wig) she couldn't live there..ONLY blondes. Hmm sounds like Holly does root touch ups ..um..daily? But anyfuckingway..Kendra is a boinko and she reminds me of a friend of mine (in looks and actions) and she ain't as dumb as she acts.
Congrats Kendra!
Congrats.The kid will be a total stud.A tall,strong,fast green-eyed redbone with a goofy laugh.
She's more suitable a mother than Nicole Richie was. Homegirl only got pregnant to avoid jailtime for that DUI.
I wonder if she knows who the mother is?
congrats to them. their show is cute.
While this is the ONLY celebrity baby news that has made me smile in YEARS, I'm a little worried about Kendra. I just watched her reality show for the first time last night and wondered if she was getting married too quickly. She went straight from her moms house, to hefs, then to a relationship and let's face it- girlfriend probably still has a bag of wild oats. Now a baby? Ahh well, I hope she is happy, and I mean that.
Sounds like a relationship patch spawn to me that was conceived during a beer bender.
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:12am.
aawwww! beautiful babeh! he's smiling ;D
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Submitted by EvilShoe:"There have been studies over the last I dunno four or five decades that the outcome was that couples should spend one year together before having a baby. Getting to know each other...."
Exactly! You should wait until the sex gets boring and THEN have a baby. That way, you won't miss it so much when it stops completely for a year or so.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:43am.
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Haha, OT but I'm in E.Asian class right and we're learning about N. Korea and your avie just made my day. Thank you XD
I've always liked Kendra too, haha. I'm happy for her, although I think she's a bit young.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:43am.
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Haha, OT but I'm in E.Asian class right and we're learning about N. Korea and your avie just made my day. Thank you XD
I've always liked Kendra too, haha. I'm happy for her, although I think she's a bit young.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:12am.
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Wow, chef....how did I miss your new addition? What a gorgeous little guy - congrats again!!
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I actually like her too. Atleast she is a proud gold digger. Both of her last two "victims" were consenting adults, so who cares. Not sure if a baby is the best idea, but oh well. Atleast it's not Lindsey Lohan or Amy Winehouse *shudders*
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