Our Lady Of Cheetos Has Got Herself A Man!
Ooooooh Chester Cheetah is going to melt down into a puddle of processed cheese smegma after he hears the news that Brit Brit is in love with another man! Then when Brit hears Chester is now a puddle of cheese, she's going to run over there and eat him up with Ritz crackers (GONG!). Need. More. Coffee.
So......People has confirmed that Brit Brit is dating her agent Jason Trawick. For months now, there's been rumors that Jason was rubbing his pork rind all over Brit's deep fried coochieroni. A source said, "They are totally and definitely dating. Her dad loves him. He's the best thing that happened to her. He makes Britney really happy, and he's great with the boys."
Jason is also one of Brit's brother's best friends, so this is pretty much a perfect match for her family. Daddy Spears can now add cupid to his resume, because he probably told Brit that she could either date Jason or the Build-A-Bear he bought her for her birthday. Those were her only choices.
But seriously, this is good news. It's nice to hear that she finally found a man that isn't only using her for her money. Oh, wait. What's his cut as her agent?
And this is also a perfectly perfect match, because if you glance at Jason's last name really quick, it looks like TRAINWRECK. All aboard!
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Never mix business with pleasure Shitney.
Whatever...Daddy Spears is going to pawn her off on the first live catch. He's got to be tired of babysitting her crazy ass.
could she possibly date a CUTE guy for once? all had close-set rat eyes, nahhhhh
jason
justin
kevin
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PS this one looks like a fake european prince
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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:01am.
So he’s the guy behind the Dancing Bear tour and topless Gimme Less vid? Hmmm....we'll see.
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C word, I love your siggies. So funny. This guy is post-gimme less vid. Those were Sam Days.
whatever. I just want to know what her real hair looks like now. I totally think she should sport the gospos do.
Are there absolutely no ethics in being an agent? This seems like one huge breech.
Haha, when you said "deep fried coochieroni" I was toooooootally thinking of CHICKEN TETRAZZINI! Hahaha....chicken tetrazzini? Anyone? Anyone?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:09am.
I'm getting a strong Jonathan Silverman vibe from him. Maybe they're doing a remake and calling it "Weekend At Britney's" where she's the lifeless, comatose thing he drags around everywhere.
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AHAHAH! Brill! You know he is totally throwing parties at her place and he's 'we're filming a video for your new song.' And she's all 'I still got my rose pasties on y'all!'
@ ISMU
That's actually kinda sad when you really think about it, huh?
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
lol @ you guys! What was that line about Sally slapping? I can't remember now...
Maybe this relationship is serious and she'll introduce him to the toilet bats.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
I'm getting a strong Jonathan Silverman vibe from him. Maybe they're doing a remake and calling it "Weekend At Britney's" where she's the lifeless, comatose thing he drags around everywhere.
NO MORE SINGLE MOM BOOT MOVES
HELLO! BALLS LIKE KEVINS DO SMELL NICE AND HE PUTS IT IN MAH SOCK SLOT!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
He looks like an older, chunkier Josh Radnor from How I Met Your Mother
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LOL LoveAndi
Ding Dong! hahahah
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
The dude has to endure cheeto/nicotine/frappacino breath and dirty crotch rot, so all in all, I think it's a fair trade.
Daddy Spears is pretty impressive so far, I have to say.
So he’s the guy behind the Dancing Bear tour and topless Gimme Less vid? Hmmm....we'll see.
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Viper in the bosom.
I am kinda of happy that Britney pulled herself together, if only so she can now peacefully fade away into obscurity. I just can't stand to watch her anymore. She dances like she's in a body cast with a halo brace screwed into her skull.
Miss Priss on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:59am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
DING DANG!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:55am.
37, not as bad as I thought. He looks haggard.
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Brit Brit don't exactly look like a spring chick, y'all.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:54am.
Snowy, I'm guessing those really are the only people she comes into contact with these days since Papa Spears probably has her locked in a padded cell whenever she's not performing.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
MAH PUSSY'S GOT CUMPANIE Y'ALL!!
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
HE'S PUTTIN' THE GRAVY ON MAH BISCUITS Y'ALL.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Umm....yah.
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TEAM KIEFER!
She's paying him to be her boyfriend. That's gotta be healthy. I bet he's a sexual deviant.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Oh that has gross just written all over it.
Now Cheetolie can really lose her money.
~*Everybody's Doing the Gosselin!*~
Gold digger!
Can't wait til a year from now when she's claiming he stole money from her.
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Why does every picture of this mouth-breathing hillbilly seem to have a wad of gum front and center?
She is still a pig. Hope this guy takes her worse than the last.
37, not as bad as I thought. He looks haggard.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
she is also so hot since i saw the Private photos of them were exposed on__classymingle.com___ although i hate the Paparazzi Long-term follow-up
"if you glance at Jason's last name really quick, it looks like TRAINWRECK. All aboard!"
LMAO!
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
right? he looks old and chubby. and yeah, why does she only date her agents, managers, papz, dancers? I guess those are the people she meets in her world.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Yeah, this doesn't seem like a good idea.
I hope he makes her happy and I had to laugh at the Trainwreck comparison! :)
I'm happy for her. He looks like a fairly stable, mature guy. I'm so relieved its not another fucking backup dancer.
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Yeah, dating someone with whom you work is ALWAYS such a good idea.
It's the gray-haired guy in the photo? How old is he? I suddenly have the creeps.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
Oh Britney, can't you live without a damn man for awhile?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Awwww! So happy for the britters! Rock out with ur cock out biatch. mwa.