Granny Got Tasered!
A great memaw was driving to Austin, Texas to buy some Werther's, Metamucil and Icy Hot when she was pulled over for speeding. Officer Christopher Beize told 72-year-old Kathryn Winkfein that he was going to write her a ticket for going 60 in a 45mph construction zone. Kathryn wasn't about to roll over and play the sweet grandmother role. No, Kathryn refused to sign the ticket. That's when Officer Beize threatened to arrest her old ass if she didn't cooperate. Officer Beize should know that you don't fuck with a memaw, because bitches don't play!
Memaw Kat got out of her truck to give Officer B a big slice of FUCK OFF PIE. Memaw Kat eventually agreed to sign it and tried to wrestle Officer B's ticket book out of his hands.
And Memaw Kat should know that you don't fuck with a police officer, because they carry taser guns. That's exactly what happened next. Officer B tasered Memaw Kat! How are you going to do that to a memaw?! Officer B is lucky Kat's heart didn't jump out of her prune hole and run away!
In his report, Officer B said he had no choice but to taser Memaw Kat. He said she was trying to push him into traffic and if he didn't subdue her, she would've hurt him or herself.
After paramedics arrived and changed Memaw Kat's Depends, she was arrested for resisting arrest. If convicted, she could face up to a year in jail and a $4,000 fine.
Officer B should get his taser gun taken away! This is wrong on so many levels. First of all, he didn't need to fry the granny! He could have just given her a caramel square to calm her down a bit. Second of all, I think by tasering Memaw Kat he made her eyebrows jump up a couple of inches! Messing up a ho's eyebrows is the biggest crime of all.
And I'd also like to congratulate Kathryn Winkfein for becoming an official member of Latarian Milton's Hood Rat Stuff Gang.
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Submitted by shandi on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:32pm.
She was wrong and she had it coming. I side with the cop on this one. If she gets off with the "poor me, I'm old" argument, I'm gonna be hella pissed!
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I second that!
When you're 70 you really should have learned not to fuck with the police. Though it's never too late for a valuable lession - just beg hard enough like this granny did.
The only good cop is a dead one.
I'll call it even...she had no respect for the PO and he had no respect for her.
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Pain in the balls parents..lmao I hope my children don't taser me when I get old.
That sense of entitlement doesn't just apply to old people it applies to the young and middle aged too.
My mom will be 70 in September and she is a great-grandmother. She had my older brother when she was 21, he had his twin sons when he was 21, and one of the twins became a dad at 21. This keeps up, she could very well survive to be a great-great-grandmother, as my grandmother achieved before she died at the age of 95.
As for this story...geez, I just don't know. There's fault on both sides. He was trying to get her out of the path of traffic, but he probably over-reacted. She *dared* him to taser her, and if you take her age, gender, and the fact that she's a great-grandma out of the equation, that's just stupid.
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What a piece of shit. He pushes her and is clearly bigger than she is, screams in her face like the dumb hillbilly white trash he is and then tasers her? What if she had had a heart attack? What a dumb fuck piece of shit. I hate Texas cops (and yes I live in Texas), they're either Mexican's who are racist against everyone (including other Mexicans) or they're white racists cops. Either way they're pieces of shit.
She was wrong and she had it coming. I side with the cop on this one. If she gets off with the "poor me, I'm old" argument, I'm gonna be hella pissed!
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i just commented that i was w/her in jail...
she kept going back to make more phone calls even tho they kept yelling at her, she was so oblivious.. and then asked me "who do you call for information around here... 911?" haha n then bitch tells me "i kno why god sent me here..to see the injustices going on in here" ha which is true, fuck the police! but this lady was actin like she was bout to shut the place down... she was sure that we were besties and kept whispering crazy things to me..
i was in jail with this memaw bitch that night!! u have no idea... shes def got the crazies
...fuck the old cunt!....you do not get to ignore the police just because you're old....I'm getting to hate these old bastards more and more because of their privileged, entitled attitudes....southern California is full of these old nasty turds and I am sick of them all...
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Don't underestimate the strength of the elderly!
I worked in a nursing home way back in high school and college.
One female resident, who was senile and sometimes had to be restrained for fear of her wandering off,(those were the days) would get up and walk around with a heavy recliner on her back!
Another resident who refused to bathe, needed two aides to give him a sponge bath, plus good ducking abililty. The guy's fists would be flying....
The old cunt deserved it. Done.
I'm as quick as anyone to bitch about the police and their abuse of authority, but I saw this video....
She fought him when I tried to cuff her, refused to sign the ticket, dared him to tazer her after he warned her repeatedly, and then tried to walk away..... Maybe I'm just tired of dealing with my own elderly pain-in-the-balls parents, but I would have given her the shocker too.
She didn't have a heart-attack thankfully, but wrestling to cuff her would have likely broken a bone or caused more damage.....
Or not, what the fuck do I know.
Saw the video from the squad car, she's a real cunt. If I were him I would have kept tasering that belligerent bitch's ass over and over.
This happened in Travis County? Usually they save these shenanigns for Williamson County. This bag of douche seems to have an ego problem. Not only is he not police, he's only a county constable. Tasering Grandma will be the highlight of his career. Especially when the bleeding heart hippies here in Austin have him fired.
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She will be popular in the women's prison! In the Lesbo world the older, fatter, and uglier you are, the more you are in demand!
We liked it much better 20 years ago when Zsa Zsa Gabor - who was at the time about 75 years old and a hundred times better looking than this old bag - did not take ANY shit from the traffic cop and SLAPPED him (after calling him a motherfucker)!
I don't care if that cunt was 172, you still have to do what a cop fucking tells you to do! Fuck, the older you get the MORE you should know this. She's a stupid old bitch. Put her ass in jail!
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Oh, an old bitch 72 years old from Austin isn't the same as some 72 year old from Phoenix. Austin Granny still has a bong and hasn't bathed since 1973 I'd wager.
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That cop is a pussy. "That old lady was pushing me into traffic even though I've supposedly been through training that involves much bigger and stronger conflicts!"
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Submitted by Hautie on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:05pm.
Muah! I love Texans, they don't fuck around. Fire up Old Sparky!
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If this would be my grandma, I would have killled that son of a bitch. I would have cut his balls of and shoved them down his fucking throat and fucked him with his own cut off dick. Die of cancer, you fucking piece of shit!
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I realize I am going to hell for this... but I laughed my ass off the first time I saw it. And laugh everytime I see it. By living in Texas we saw it all over the local news within 24 hours of it happening.
That was one belligerent old bat. And where she got pulled over, there is tons of construction going on and she earned the ticket.
But the best part was the squaling as he juiced her up a little. hahaha! If she has simply signed the dang ticket none of it would have happen.
But she was belligerent from the time he walked up to the window.
And I LOVE how she now wants to play the "I am just an elderly grandmother who was beaten by the cops..." Puhlease....
Let this be a lesson... that motto we have on our highway signs in Texas... "Don't mess with Texas"... if you do jack with us... contrary to age... we will taser your ass for misbehaving in public. hahaha!
What people don't know is that a high percentage of police fatalities are the result of them being swiped by vehicles on traffic stops when they're trying to deal w/assholes like this old bitch. If this cop wouldn't have pushed her off the road, she probably would have gotten them both killed by a passing motorist because at that point, they were both on the road. She should have shut her fucking mouth, signed the ticket and been on her way, but no, she couldn't do that, she had to be a defiant bitch and keep saying how old she was and implying she should be able to do whatever the fuck she wants because she's 72 years old. Tell that to the kid of a construction worker you just hit and killed because you were driving too fucking fast in a construction zone. I hope they throw the book at her wrinkled old ass.
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I would just like to point out that in order to make a 72 year old greatgrandmother, all mothers involved had to be an average of 18. No judgement! *snicker*
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Submitted by Mopa on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:40pm.
Yah she was resisting arrest! Nice how Fox always leaves out crucial parts to stories!
72 or not, don't break the law and resist arrest assholes!
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She's a great grandmother at 72? *does math* Um, yeah.
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I dislike old people. Taser her again! And AGAIN!
Here's an idea granny...sign the fucking ticket.
Stupidass.
i consider cops to be a sometime necessary evil...that being said, i've encountered many rude old goats who think just because they're old they can say and do what they want...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
The fact that she's a great-grandmother is irrelevant. The fact that she's a miserable old cow who deserved a kick up the arse before, during and after being tased is.
I like how, on camera, she denied everything but when the tape came out she refused to comment. You got pwned, grandma.
Also, when she's on the ground - that's how my cat sounds when he's doing his drama queen act when his food bowl is empty.
I saw a story about this on the Today show today. As usual, the FOX News story doesn't tell the whole story. This shows more...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/31202947#31202947
Sorry, no one is a bigger supporter of the elderly than me, but how much is this cop gonna take? One or both of them was gonna get hit by a car.
She should have signed the ticket. Age has nothing to do with it. She wouldn't listen.
Couldn't he have just cuffed her and called it a day?
Don't be fooled by that "I'm a 72 year old woman" shit...one of my grammas was the most evil, self-centered mega-bitch who ever drew breath. She got worse as she got older, using the memaw defense to cover activities like trying to push my mother in the oven (twice), spitting, punching, sneaking up on anyone she could to dole out vicious head jabs for fun. My cousin once delivered a right cross to her after she stuck a fork in him at a family reunion and put her on the floor. Everyone walked around her at the buffet table secretly wishing they had put the smackdown on her. Classic.
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Actually what people don't know is more harm is done to people resisting arrest by being taking down phsycically than with a taser. So no idiots it's not laziness is a liability issue! You can thank all the criminal fucks that sue the police department daily for unessasary force and injuries!
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I hope she sues the fuck out of that ridiculous pussy. I mean, come on... That's way out of control.
She deserved it. Wish I could've seen it.
Whats she going to do to the big cop? Lets see... grab his gun, kick him in the balls, push him into traffic. Actually they cut out the parts where she was fighting and resisting and trying to walk around him into traffic to get in the truck.
She fucking deserved it. He should have kicked her in her old saggy vagina while he was at it. Sorry, but I don't have sympathy for anyone who acts like that. She can go to hell.
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I'm all for cops not having to put up with shit but this was ridiculous. If a cop doesn't have the people skills to deal with a crotchety old lady without TASING her, he/she shouldn't be a cop.
I had a brother 8 years older than me and when I was 11 and he was 19, our size difference was about the same as this old lady and the cop and when I'd get mad and rush him, he's just put his hand on my forehead, holding me back. Or he'd just put me down on the ground.
I mean, what was I gonna do?
What was she gonna do to that big cop? Bump him with her head? I hope he's embarrassed to death, I don't care if he went "by the book", that's bullshit.
sorry, i got no sympathy for granny, you can tell she uses that "i'm a 72 year old woman" card waaay to much and gets away with it. you don't get to be an asshole to me because you are old, i'll put your ass in check just like i would a teenager. an asshole is an asshole at any age, she has probably been a fucking grouchy old bat her whole life. 72 years on this earth should have taught her how to fucking act.
I don't know how I feel about tasing, but I'd like to be put in the position to cutta bitch every once in a while.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:57am.
EH: Wait for the open post you retarded cunt!
*still fuming that you lingered at the state line*
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Duly noted!! And I didnt linger...the lady I was with did, but shes part owner so she can linger her lingering ass on as much as she wants!
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:25am.
If you reach the ripe old age of 72 without realizing that you have to be nice to cops, you deserve to be tasered.
Yes, they are generally power-mad sociopaths, but isn't that all the more reason to be nice to them?
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Save it for Open Post EH! Lesson learned! lol
ON-TOPIC. I just can't read taser stories anymore. The break my heart.
When my little sister had cancer she started bleeding unexpectantly and my mum ran her to hospital with me in tow. We were told the amubulance would be a little while and we didn't have far to drive so she took the car. After we had parked up, illegally, my mum said to me she'd explain in writing what had happened if we got a ticket but there was not enough time now.
Anyway my sister was OK, it was just a weird reaction to her chemo, and we were free to go. As we approached the car we saw a ticket warden writing out a ticket, my mum ran up holding my sister explaining she was ill and apologising but we were going now etc etc. My sister was bald at the time and a tiny weight so it was clear she was unwell. Anyway the warden ignored her, continued writing the ticket and mumbled something about the law. My mum, incredibly, held it together. She looked him straight in the eye and just told him 'you are a disgusting excuse for a human being' and took the ticket and got in the car. The man's face fell and a couple who had seen the whole thing applauded her. It was crazy. I know that man was just doing his job, but come on..
Honestly, I wouldn't mind tasering a memaw here and there. Is that wrong? probably.