A Cover Straight Out Of Jennifer Aniston's Wet Dreams
Brad and Jen are back together! Brad and Jen are getting married again! Brad and Jen are having triplets together! Brad and Jen adopt Maddox! At least that's what I'm thinking the next 4 covers of Star Magazine are going to look like. This week, Brad and Jen had a super secret meeting and the limo driver is spilling the sauce. No, the limo driver's name is not Norman.
The limo driver claims he drove Jennifer Aniston to the Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC at 1am to meet Brad. The limo driver said the two spent a couple of hours together in the back of the private roof club. The driver went on to yap, "It was well planned so no one would see them. They were really careful not to be spotted."
Let me get this straight. They don't want to get caught yet they meet on the rooftop of a hotel? An open roof?! Don't they know that God has eyes? Don't they also know that St. Angie is on God's Fave Five? It just takes one quick text message and their shit is EXPOSED! Creeping around: They are doing it wrong!
And after reading this story, I feel like this is a sign that Brad and Jennifer should star in a remake of My Chauffeur. My brain always goes back to the 80s. Always.
Here's Brangie's fuckery on 3 more covers this week. Can the tabloids please find a way to get Brad to leave St. Angie for Megan Fox? That's where this is headed....
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I think Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie deserve to be together.
They're both cold, smug, shallow, self-righteous, and detached. What can be more perfect for a match made in hell?
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I bet the loons here are believing this, is after all their wet dream.
Angelina Jolie will never be a victim people, you should know that.
After all, you hate her for being just that, the cold and heartless bitch.
I think Brad is whipped and ain't going anywhere. That being said, how much longer do we have to have these three asswipes shoved down our throats?
Jenifer is still pretty hot and Brad doesn't need any more kids...just fucky times!
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Sluttsville on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:36pm.
Maybe Brad just isn't into Angelina anymore, after all this guy became tired of her.
Haha, would you not laugh your ass off if Brad got caught with Jen by Angie?? I would. Bitch would totally deserve it. But hopefully Jen wouldn't take him back - just get a little and walk away. But talk about payback!! I can't think of a better person to get it from JA.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Maybe Brad just isn't into Angelina anymore, after all this guy became tired of her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqTWQiTlhKQ
The fact that Scrangie called upon her minions at People to get involved is enough to make me think there's some type of mischief afoot.
Forget about Pitt starring with Megan Fox. I want to see Scrangie star with Shia so she can be his mama.
YAY I knew it! JK but even if they are having 'confession time' Angie deserves it, the little mousetrap snatch.
they probably have threesomes and get high while reading the tabloids and plotting what kind of story they should make up next.
i don't care.
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Good for that CUNT.....ST. Angie!!!!! There is nothing like passion pussy!!!! and that is what Aniston has!
Submitted by Carrie D on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:12pm.
I have read many articles that say that Angie is actually the one who doesn't want marriage again because of her parents' terrible marriage and her marriage ending.
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HAHA! If that were the case then why did Angie get married TWICE!.. The second time with a guy she wasn't even dating... hence Laura Dern's fiancee at the time. I beg to differ, Angelina absolutely NEEDS for her men to go all the way as soon as possible. Why do you think she got pregnant before the ink was even dry on the divorce papers. Brad doesn't want to marry your idol, but don't worry at least she has him trapped with her babies.
Bah! These tabloids are off the hook with this shit. I wonder if it's all really true...even People!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I can smell the stench of stale cat piss and fresh purple drank... with a dash of meth. That can only mean one thing: Brangeloonies have sullied this thread. Sweet!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
If he's smart he's looking for a way out of that cesspool of batshit crazy that is Angelina Jolie. Jennifer Aniston is just better than her in every fucking way.
Carrie D
You guys take fandom to a crazy level and your obsessiveness make it easy to mock.
If you morons didn't act like Brangelina were the second coming, people wouldn't make fun of you.
i never liked him and angie together though i have nothing angainst her. brad and jen are just a better match. period.
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lisa @ 06/10/2009 at 3:47 pm Damn I remember that interview when that picture was taken. Angelina was just glowing (always does when she is pregnant). but she was just so cute and giggly.. I just loved that interview. Little or no makeup and her face… Her face.. HER FACE… I could see why Brad was so taken with her..
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Are the JJ people totally obsessed? I hate to bring it up again, but thanks to freebird, I just started actually reading the posts there yesterday & Its fucking crazy.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:21pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Angie is a twat who is such a control freak, even her bowels are only allowed to move on HER timetable! (I wish mine would!)
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hahahahaha!!!!Prunes, Hun... just shove a handful up your ass and everything will work itself out! ;D
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AHAHAH! No. I drank the joos and it were thick and nassy. Also, it didn't werk! AARGH!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:36pm.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! not THOSE twins, silly!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! but the visual was worth it! ;)
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Damn it ! I hate when I miss a good long thread.
Well, I don't believe ANYTHING out of Star magazine. Shit, even Enquirer is more reliable than the Star twats. There could be some truth to Jen and Brad being in touch but not necessarily hanging out or reminiscing over cocktails ... but they may dial each others digits. He has made it clear for all the years he's known Jen that she is his "best friend". It would take BIG balls for him to lean on her through this break up... and considering Angie Ho has his balls in her bag - I think it's unlikely he's crying to Jen.
The truth is, it took Jen almost a decade to forgive her mother for talkin' shit about her. I think it might take a little longer for her to forgive the humiliation that this douche put her through! Then again... when passion and sex play a role, it might be easier for her to give him a pass on the crap he pulled.
Everything comes out in the rinse cycle and so will this.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:36pm.
but wait! the holy twins haven't been "presented" yet, have they??
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They'll be presented when Angie wakes up one morning with Brad tea bagging her (while Jen laughs gently over a cup of warm coffee).
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:21pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Angie is a twat who is such a control freak, even her bowels are only allowed to move on HER timetable! (I wish mine would!)
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hahahahaha!!!!Prunes, Hun... just shove a handful up your ass and everything will work itself out! ;D
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:45pm.
Brad always said, "Jen puts the X in sex."
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I heard that too.
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:23pm.
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With all this negative press YOU KNOW bitch will adopt a new kid soon. She will not sit back and take this. I expect some sort of leaked story, new baby, pap pics that are totally not set up, to be released soon.
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but wait! the holy twins haven't been "presented" yet, have they??
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:51pm.
It went back to it's Loon Manual for the chapter on "How to argue intelligently"
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Nuh uh. They took that chapter out and replaced it with Naomi Wolf's "Why Angelina is the Single Most Appropriate Symbol of Feminism EVAH!" (retitled, of course, for clarity)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:28pm.
Oh I'm so sure the chauffeur would have been allowed to follow them into the hotel and up to the rooftop bar. *rolly eyeball*
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and they were SO careful, only the DRIVER saw them.... yeah..... suuuurreee.......
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
If you guys want to read some good fiction, check out Queen bee in the Ann Curry Is Up The Jolie-Pitts' Butts post on JJ.
BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS THINGS TYPED IN ALL CAPS ARE THE GOSPEL TRUTH!
And I think someone posted this link as a joke to show how ugfug Papa Pitt is these days and they're gushing over it like Clarisse at a Christian Bale striptease.
Oh I'm so sure the chauffeur would have been allowed to follow them into the hotel and up to the rooftop bar. *rolly eyeball*
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
M.E. You are forgiven. Gee where are Brad's films? I thought they were the hottest couple in Hollywood? God knows they never stop working, but it doesn't seem to pay off?
With all this negative press YOU KNOW bitch will adopt a new kid soon. She will not sit back and take this. I expect some sort of leaked story, new baby, pap pics that are totally not set up, to be released soon.
I saw this thread and you know I just had to drop in and give my buddy Carrie D a shout-out!
Carrie D! Brad likes it up the old tan track while he watches Angie suck sushi off clits!
Angie is a twat who is such a control freak, even her bowels are only allowed to move on HER timetable! (I wish mine would!)
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:51pm.
It went back to it's Loon Manual for the chapter on "How to argue intelligently"
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ME, someone needs to update that fucking manual, STAT!
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Weeeelll...it was created BY loons, FOR fellow loons, so....collective logic there.
GlitterKitty - I watched Mall Cop this weekend.
*hangs head in shame*
I actually laughed out loud.
M.E. No Angelina in that list but DAMN that is depressing reading nonetheless. Mall Cop? Really?
Oh a JENNIFER ANISTON Movie in 2009!
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:13pm.
I love your siggie!!! Did Michael Douglas really say that???? hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
He truly did but then unfortunately (kind of) apologized.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
So far for 2009:
Gross Movie
209,313,884 Star Trek (2009)
194,421,864 Monsters vs Aliens (2009)
170,843,712 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
153,945,790 Fast & Furious (2009)
146,336,178 Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
107,509,799 Watchmen (2009)
104,913,439 Angels & Demons (2009)
104,150,268 Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
93,934,381 He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
90,949,924 Terminator Salvation (2009)
Yes, still no AJ.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:51pm.
It went back to it's Loon Manual for the chapter on "How to argue intelligently"
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ME, someone needs to update that fucking manual, STAT!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:46pm.
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I love your siggie!!! Did Michael Douglas really say that???? hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
only sad that it wasn't true.... *sigh*
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Top Grossing movies 2006:
Gross Movie
423,032,628 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
250,863,268 Night at the Museum (2006)
244,052,771 Cars (2006)
234,360,014 X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
217,536,138 The Da Vinci Code (2006)
210,592,590 300 (2006)
200,069,408 Superman Returns (2006)
197,992,827 Happy Feet (2006)
195,329,763 Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
167,445,960 Casino Royale (2006)
2007:
Gross Movie
336,530,303 Spider-Man 3 (2007)
320,706,665 Shrek the Third (2007)
319,014,499 Transformers (2007)
309,404,152 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
292,000,866 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
256,386,216 I Am Legend (2007)
227,137,090 The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
219,961,501 National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)
217,326,336 Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
206,435,493 Ratatouille (2007)
2008:
Gross Movie
533,316,061 The Dark Knight (2008)
318,298,180 Iron Man (2008)
317,011,114 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
227,946,274 Hancock (2008)
223,808,164 WALL·E (2008)
215,395,021 Kung Fu Panda (2008)
191,465,414 Twilight (2008/I)
179,982,968 Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
168,368,427 Quantum of Solace (2008)
154,529,187 Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
Jeez, I only see ONE Aj movie in there and it was one that only her VOICE was featured in!
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAHAHAH!
Carrie D I really think you either need a BF or join Scientology so you can hang out with fellow loons. Trust, the Dlist sluts care X (oops I forgot X stands for JENNIFER ANISTON)
Maybe HEND is a reference to Angie Ho's veiniest part of her body and therefore the source of her power (since her power runs through her veins).
As in: THE GODDESS ANGELINA'S VEINY HEND WILL SMITE YOU!
Wait...actually, if my vein theory is correct, the source of her power might be her fucking forehead.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
HEND
Holie
enlisted
nutjobs
dropping misinformation
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:53pm.
Here's the thing, since they only respond one way and only slightly differing variations of the same points they try to make, it is logical to conclude that in fact Skeletina is less than dimensional.
Her loons are a direct reflection of their leader.
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*ponders for a moment* I see....the world makes sense now.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:28pm.
Now Megan Fox is a hottie. I don't see why people compare her to the skeleton like Jolie. Plus, you can tell that Megan is much, much smarter than Angie.
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Haha, this statement, I can't quite get behind.
I mean, at least the smarter part. She's def. hotter than Jolie body-wise. Although, there's something about Megan's face I don't care for...
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I randomly watched MF on GQ or something doing a photo shoot...super hot. I don't think AJ ever had a body like that. The faces do not look alike. I guess it's a brunette, light-eyed tattooed thing. I think age for age MF is just as smart as AJ at this point. (if not smarter b/c she doens't flaunt weirdness to gain popularity when can just uses her T & A...duh!
Stoney,
A HEND is a hen typed in rage.
I am sad I could figure that out.
Thanks bitch.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:54pm.
Seriously, please tell me what a Hend is?
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Hend is the past tense of hen, which is what Angie is.
IF they met and wanted to keep it secret, why would Jenifer have a driver? pure BS
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:44pm.
Wanted was also terrible. Changeling was not horrible but I guess that had something to do with Clint Eastwood and the other good actors in the film. Angie always pulls off the I've been stuck in mental institution roles. But seriously, if I have to turn my tv on one more time and see Angie's bony arm hanging off another building or car violently machine gunning the entire city around her because studios think it's sexy I'm gonna be sick.
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AMEN!!!!
Seriously, please tell me what a Hend is?
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