A Cover Straight Out Of Jennifer Aniston's Wet Dreams
Brad and Jen are back together! Brad and Jen are getting married again! Brad and Jen are having triplets together! Brad and Jen adopt Maddox! At least that's what I'm thinking the next 4 covers of Star Magazine are going to look like. This week, Brad and Jen had a super secret meeting and the limo driver is spilling the sauce. No, the limo driver's name is not Norman.
The limo driver claims he drove Jennifer Aniston to the Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC at 1am to meet Brad. The limo driver said the two spent a couple of hours together in the back of the private roof club. The driver went on to yap, "It was well planned so no one would see them. They were really careful not to be spotted."
Let me get this straight. They don't want to get caught yet they meet on the rooftop of a hotel? An open roof?! Don't they know that God has eyes? Don't they also know that St. Angie is on God's Fave Five? It just takes one quick text message and their shit is EXPOSED! Creeping around: They are doing it wrong!
And after reading this story, I feel like this is a sign that Brad and Jennifer should star in a remake of My Chauffeur. My brain always goes back to the 80s. Always.
Here's Brangie's fuckery on 3 more covers this week. Can the tabloids please find a way to get Brad to leave St. Angie for Megan Fox? That's where this is headed....
VIA Cover Awards
ShareThis
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:18pm.
the horrible thing about Sleepers is it is a true story. The book goes into such detail.....it is horrifyingly good.
________________________________________________
great book, but traumatizing to read was'nt it?
PSL - yes, awful that it's true.
Trini, it's one of Christopher Walken's best roles EVER. He's probably the best one in the movie.
_____________________________________________
CLICK ME www.theanimalrescuesite.com
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:13pm.
-----------------
Christopher monkey fighting Walken is all I need to read. I want to go there. ...and I will be going there, this weekend, sunday to be exact.
the horrible thing about Sleepers is it is a true story. The book goes into such detail.....it is horrifyingly good.
*********************************************
I don't know what you done to me but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
TRUE BLOOD starts this Sunday!!! WOO HOO!
Grammercy Park Hotel is a favorite. Glad they've re-opened the roof-top but if they let limo drivers up there for hours as apparently they do now, fugget-abo-it.
Migraine, Legends of the Fall was just such a great movie all around. But yeah, Brad had an awesome role, and it was back when he was HAWT.
Fave Aerosmith song is from True Romance
"Otherside"
Here's the trailer for "True Romance"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz5S5UCPjAg
BBL for Open Post.
Fave Brad, Legends of The Fall. Pure HAWTNESS
trini here's the cast:
Christian Slater ... Clarence Worley
Patricia Arquette ... Alabama Whitman
Dennis Hopper ... Clifford Worley
Val Kilmer ... Mentor
Gary Oldman ... Drexl Spivey
Brad Pitt ... Floyd - Dick's Roommate
Christopher Walken ... Vincenzo Coccotti
Bronson Pinchot ... Elliot Blitzer
Samuel L. Jackson ... Big Don
Michael Rapaport ... Dick Ritchie
Saul Rubinek ... Lee Donowitz
Conchata Ferrell ... Mary Louise Ravencroft
James Gandolfini ... Virgil
Anna Levine ... Lucy (as Anna Thomson)
Frank Adonis ... Frankie
plus Val Kilmer in a secret role, LOL
plus Chris Penn and Tom Sizemore
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Never hear of it, dd.
*passes cold beer to migraine*
Is it too early?
_____________________________________________
CLICK ME www.theanimalrescuesite.com
Migreaine! !! Hey ho! Keep on topic! Shit getting deleted again! WOOT! What's your favorite Brad movie?
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:09pm.
Brad Pitt movies are more important than giving a bitch a shout out?
--------------------
Hi Sally,
You're not a b!tch. You're b!tchin!
I just saw Mr. & Mrs. Smith on tee vee last week and MY GAWD IT WAS F'G AWFUL!!!!!!!! Every time AJ came on it was like my heart sank to my stomach she was so bad like that.
Brad was SO F'G AWESOME in "BURN AFTER READING" -- seems to me he was channeling his true self in that movie. How else could he play the part so well?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gGZAIFteAg
Floyd getting visit from the mob
MK gimme an open poooost!!!!!(in a wantma son back accent)
I'm sick off all these assholes,
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I totally forgot about Sleepers. That was one fucked up movie.
But it was good!!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:07pm.
OMG I totally forgot about the Katrina shit they just randomly inserted into the movie! I can't even believe I actually stayed until the end. I kept hoping it would get better, but it never did. Soooooo bad!
-----------------
There's a movie currently being made about Katrina. The DH said he heard about while in NOLA a few weeks ago. Or did y'all know that already?
trini: you won't regret it!
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Brad Pitt movies are more important than giving a bitch a shout out?
Well....I NEVAH!
*pouts*
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:00pm.
The Assasination of Jesse James sucked such donkey balls that I couldn't even finish that POS movie.
me neither...worst western EVER!!!
I just watched true romance the other day for the 100th time. most underrated movie ever!
+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
I just watched "Sleepers" again last night (one of my favorite books)...he was pretty good in it. Everyone was.
*********************************************
I don't know what you done to me but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
TRUE BLOOD starts this Sunday!!! WOO HOO!
Trini,
Shhh...I haven't seen it either.
Bradi - I agree, True Romance's cast was DEFINATELY best cast ever. Each actor was cast in the role they are best at!
*runs to youtube*
OMG trini! It's like the best movie of all time. For reals.
_____________________________________________
CLICK ME www.theanimalrescuesite.com
Submitted by joanne on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:03pm.
Pitt and Fox, that would be great. My favorite Pitt movie was Sleepers. I was totally convinced Kevin Bacon was a pedophile. I also liked the tricks Holies breasts did in the first Tomb Raider, they were hysterical.
************************************************
Sleeper was a good. Kevin was great in that movie. I love....
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:06pm.
Juliette Lewis was fckin' awesome in that
--------------------
Her awesome-ness seems to be fading. I wish she would bring the crazy back.
OMG I totally forgot about the Katrina shit they just randomly inserted into the movie! I can't even believe I actually stayed until the end. I kept hoping it would get better, but it never did. Soooooo bad!
_____________________________________________
CLICK ME www.theanimalrescuesite.com
So clearly I gotta download True Romance for my hangover theater this weekend. You bitches have me sold!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 1:03pm.
I need an Open post right now MK, or i'll go off topic :(
--------------------------------
You'll get deleted if you go off-topic. (whispers: it happened oncet already today.)
ON-TOPIC. I cannot even stop to read all those word thingys. THE PICTURE ALONE MADE ME HAVE TO CHANGE MY PANT-EES.
I forgot about Sleepers.
That was a brutal movie in content.
Kalifornia....
Juliette Lewis was fuckin' awesome in that.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:34pm.
KD;
Benjamin Button was horrendous. It was like the actors were TRYING to act. You know, like Angelina and her hysterical accent in everything she's ever been in? Especially Brad. Come on dude, just play the stoner and quit trying so hard. Anyway, it was way too long, like, atrociously long, and Cate Blanchett was annoying as FUCK.
-------------------------------------------
I just saw it the other day, and I totally agree with you. What a letdown! Apart from Brad Pitt's lackluster acting, there was no chemistry between the two leads, and Cate Blanchett was just as annoying as she was in the Aviator (and I actually like Ms. Blanchett, but you just wanted to bitch slap that woman in that film).
------------------------------------------
I agree! Especially the Katrina shit that they put in there, ruined it even further for me. If they told the story in one timeline I think the movie would have been at least tolerable. If I didn't pay for the damn movie, I would've walked out.
True Romance is one of the best movies EVAH
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Kalifornia was a movie I enjoyed.
"Put your titty up, Adel."
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Pitt and Fox, that would be great. My favorite Pitt movie was Sleepers. I was totally convinced Kevin Bacon was a pedophile. I also liked the tricks Holies breasts did in the first Tomb Raider, they were hysterical.
I need an Open post right now MK, or i'll go off topic :(
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Didn't Angie Jo use the same Count Chockula accent in "A Mighty Fart" as she did in "Beowulf" and "Alexander?"
He musta thought it was white boy day, it ain't white boy day is it?
ahahahahahahahahha I am over here watching all the best scenes on YouTube for the bajillionth time
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:56pm.
Stoney, Angelina wasn't in Troy, she was in Alexander.
*************************
Yes, and that "accent" she had going...UUUUGGGHHHH. The worst. Well, Wynonna in Bram Stoker's Dracula was pretty bad, but definately ranked right up there.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Have to get this out,
True Romance was a movie that has been one of the best cast movies ever. All the actors were allowed to do exactly what they do best.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:57pm.
****
*giggle* And it was how he said it, too.
DR: Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here?
C: Nope. Tell me.
DR: I don't know, but it's a fuckin' lot
Jolie and retarded accent? No more better example than Bewolf.
Pitt's only movie worth watching is The fight club and is only because my Ediie is there.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Brad + Angie = Walking Yeast Infections
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:57pm.
Bunny Rabbit - I liked a River Runs Through It. Just not one of my fave "Brad" movies. LOL
-------------------------------------------
I'm a sucker for those type of films. It's probably why I also loved AngieJo's Original Sin..don't hate me (starts dodging tomatoes).
The Assasination of Jesse James sucked such donkey balls that I couldn't even finish that POS movie.
Is it bad my wicked self thinks this would be hilarious?
_____________________________________
My teenage angst has a body count!
I'll fuckin' kill ya man..
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I think the problem with Pitt is that before he started emulating the bag of bones, he actually tried to act... even when he failed miserably. Now, his acting skills are stale and smelly. He's like Jolie, the same facial expressions and same mannerisms all over his movies and seems like he just forgot what it was to "try to act".
And I completely agree, Meet Joe Black is atrocious. It's not only a completely ridiculous story, it's an extreme case of super sugary chick flick, it felt like my teeth were going to decay right then and there. I wanted to punch that chick that played his love interest so badly!. Honestly, I don't know if her character was suposed to be so naive, but I just hated her. It was like a super sweet-dumb little girl trapped in the body of a 30-something year old woman. Pitt's acting failed when he was suposed to be amused with normal earthly-stuff like peanut butter. Overall, he made Forrest Gump look like a genius.
**************
-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.