A Cover Straight Out Of Jennifer Aniston's Wet Dreams
Brad and Jen are back together! Brad and Jen are getting married again! Brad and Jen are having triplets together! Brad and Jen adopt Maddox! At least that's what I'm thinking the next 4 covers of Star Magazine are going to look like. This week, Brad and Jen had a super secret meeting and the limo driver is spilling the sauce. No, the limo driver's name is not Norman.
The limo driver claims he drove Jennifer Aniston to the Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC at 1am to meet Brad. The limo driver said the two spent a couple of hours together in the back of the private roof club. The driver went on to yap, "It was well planned so no one would see them. They were really careful not to be spotted."
Let me get this straight. They don't want to get caught yet they meet on the rooftop of a hotel? An open roof?! Don't they know that God has eyes? Don't they also know that St. Angie is on God's Fave Five? It just takes one quick text message and their shit is EXPOSED! Creeping around: They are doing it wrong!
And after reading this story, I feel like this is a sign that Brad and Jennifer should star in a remake of My Chauffeur. My brain always goes back to the 80s. Always.
Here's Brangie's fuckery on 3 more covers this week. Can the tabloids please find a way to get Brad to leave St. Angie for Megan Fox? That's where this is headed....
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:34pm.
KD;
Benjamin Button was horrendous. It was like the actors were TRYING to act. You know, like Angelina and her hysterical accent in everything she's ever been in? Especially Brad. Come on dude, just play the stoner and quit trying so hard. Anyway, it was way too long, like, atrociously long, and Cate Blanchett was annoying as FUCK.
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I just saw it the other day, and I totally agree with you. What a letdown! Apart from Brad Pitt's lackluster acting, there was no chemistry between the two leads, and Cate Blanchett was just as annoying as she was in the Aviator (and I actually like Ms. Blanchett, but you just wanted to bitch slap that woman in that film).
M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:56pm
DAMN SKIPPY!
It was on one of my Starz HD channels.
I have Dish Network and the channel is part of my package.
He musta thought it was white boy day, it ain't white boy day is it?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"Hey! Get some beer and some cleaning products!"
I doubt chick wants anything to do with that shell of a man. Hotness sucked out. Gone. Done. Absent. Nuttin'. Natta'. Used the fuck up.
I am just sayin'.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:48pm.
and Legends of the Fall and 12 Monkeys both sucked too. Damn, did he ever make a good movie?
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Assassination of Jesse James was good imo. Brad's a great actor and Angelina can be at times. But generally Brad is good...oh and Burn After Reading was okay and he did a good job in that one too.
You just know Brad 'n' Jen will get back together, and then she'll dump him for Mayer.
Bunny Rabbit - I liked a River Runs Through It. Just not one of my fave "Brad" movies. LOL
Bunny Rabbit - I liked a River Runs Through It. Just not one of my fave "Brad" movies. LOL
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:55pm.
Freebird - I loved M&MS. What line?
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Oh woops do I mean Alexander? Yeah.
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Brad was so fucking funny in True Romance!!!
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Stoney, Angelina wasn't in Troy, she was in Alexander.
WOW! just before logging on dlisted i was reading a book...'Brad and Jen' that came out with US weekly a few years ago. talk about coincidence!
Wait, WHAT? True Romance was on cable TV and I didn't DVR it?
Shit, I stumbled upon "Wonderland" last night and set up the DVR.
DAMN! I need some stoner Brad, bonging out of the honey bear!
There isn't enough hot man meat in the world for me to be able to stomach Angelina's retarded accent in Troy.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:44pm.
The only Brad movies worth watching are:
True Romance - plays complete stoner.
Troy - because his bod is fucking SMOKING in that.
Fight Club - nuff said
Kalifornia - play a psychotic killer.
Legends of the Fall - good role, excellent movie
Snatch - just because
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Wait, what about my fave? A River Runs Through It. That film was gorgeous. Definitely worth seeing again.
Freebird - I loved M&MS. What line?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:44pm.
Changeling was not horrible but I guess that had something to do with Clint Eastwood and the other good actors in the film.
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I agree. Changeling was OK, but she didn't really speak much. 90% of her part was running around looking distraught and the other 10% looking like a glamorous 1940's movie star.
Her appearance was shocking though. She was so thin and the way the clothes just hung on her was distracting.
Bradi - Shit, I forgot about the Oceans movies, I liked those too.
I've pretty much liked Angelina in everything she has been in but Alexander because it was an epic fail. From the rootah to the toota. Just ugh and so very long. F- on the editing especially.
People Mag is going to downplay the last 3 months as unfair jealousy, maliciousness, lies, misinterpretations, and creative writing, then they'll do it with a dash of smugness to make the article sound authetic.
These 2 and their brood is their biggest cash cow ever, and there ain't a-chance-in-hell they're gonna mess that up by displaying any sense of integrity by telling the truth...
No open post yet? I figured there would be, since I am just getting here.
Oh well......Happy Hump Day Bitchez!!!!
snowpiece on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:51pm
I already have it bookmarked in my Favorites.
I DVR'd True Romance in HD.
CLARENCE & ALABAMA 4EVAH!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
To add to my post, basically she plays herself.
The only "rolls" I've ever enjoyed AJ in is "Gia", "Girl Interrupted" (W. Ryder ruined it for me), "Gone in 60 Seconds" (finally a role with no fake accent)and finally "Shark Tale".
In all those roles she plays a verson of a crazy, psychotic, man stealing bitch.
jazzfish -
how about Interview with the Vampire. too bad Tommy Girl had to ruin it. But Brad was good.
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how about Interview with the Vampire. too bad Tommy Girl had to ruin it. But Brad was good.
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HA! Oh God please let this be true!
This will driove the loons even loonier.
Suck it Angie!
WTF??? Where's the OP?!
MK's remaking the Sound of Music!
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I liked 12 Monkeys and i even like Ocean's 11.
Yes, my douche capacity is over limit but I can't lie, I loved Ocean's.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I liked Troy, but just because of the hot men in it....
Eric Bana
Peter O'Toole
Brad from the neck down
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:47pm.
I have not seen one movie of either of these people since their selfish hook-up. Not even Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
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I actully liked that movie. It's not the best one you'll ever see in your life, but it was good. Brad had one line that made me laugh so hard that people started laughing at me laughing because I couldn't stop.
Stoney - Goopy got hers in the end. John Doe took her purty little head.
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Oh, just to clarify, my "no watching Brad Pitt movies" rule only applies to new ones that are coming out. I didn't mind him in the Ocean's movies and I like Legends of the Fall. Don't remember what other ones I've seen.
I actually like Wanted. I think it had a good moral to it. Sure it was a little rediculous the things that they could do and that stupid gigantic loom, but hey, it's a movie, not real life.
i heard Bradley is up for the Steve McQueen movie. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm thinking more like Daniel Craig.
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and Legends of the Fall and 12 Monkeys both sucked too. Damn, did he ever make a good movie?
snowpiece on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:47pm
You're part Eggplant!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Yeah, Meet Joe Black was really, really bad.
I still heart True Romance. DUH.
And Seven was good, minus the Goop.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:44pm.
The only Brad movies worth watching are:
True Romance - plays complete stoner.
Troy - because his bod is fucking SMOKING in that.
Fight Club - nuff said
Kalifornia - play a psychotic killer.
Legends of the Fall - good role, excellent movie
Snatch - just because
And the only reason I'll put "Se7en" on there is because that is one of my favorite movies of all times, and it has absolutely NOTHING to do with the Brad.
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I second that emotion, except I never saw Snatch. He's not an awful actor, he just doesn't have much range. Wanted was only good because James McAvoy rocked the shit out of it and there was some good action. I got so bored of her 'smoldering strong woman' acting. I liked the story though.
I have not seen one movie of either of these people since their selfish hook-up. Not even Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
Will not put a penny in their baby buying pockets.
Brandi: that's my fave scene from the movies ever! "You're a cantelope!"
"I think I'll have one of those Chesterfields now" I used to know the whole thing by heart.
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Submitted by sugar free on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:43pm.
worst Brad Pitt movie = Meet Joe Black.
horrendous.
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A River Runs though It sucked. It was one of only three movies I ever walked out of.
Interview with a vampire was by far the worst thing ever!!!
i still didn't see old baby movie.
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I really liked AJ in "Playing By Heart". That was an insanely good ensemble cast, though. And she was opposite Ryan Philippe who made her look like a master thespian.
Submitted by sugar free on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:43pm.
worst Brad Pitt movie = Meet Joe Black.
horrendous.
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Se7en
Fight Club
Snatch
True Romance, and the most epic scene ever with Hopper & Walken.
I saw M&MS only for The Brad and SAW NONE OF THE ALLEGED FUCKY TIMES the loons love to showcase.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I want Brad & Angie to stay together but if they do break up I can't wait to see the bitch fight between these rags for who gave the scoop first.
I totally concur with all the Benjamin Buttons vitriol. The only part I actually liked was when it was really far in the past (like right after World War 1) for scenery's sake, and also for the action parts from World War 2 when they ran over the German submarine.
Other than that, Tilda Swinton's character made me gag (and I am a person who can watch people eat an entire bag of Hot Cheetos), and when it became apparent that the old Cate Blanchett character was going to molest the child-like Brad Pitt character I had to tear the DVD out of my player and return it to Hollywood Video, exchanging it for Mall Cop.
That movie sucked too, but that's a different, fatter story.
Benjamin Buttons seems like either one of those movies you acquire a taste for, or maybe it's even one of those movies that only artsy, affected types like. It also was nothing like the real Fitzgerald short story.
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I mean when I am praying that Cate B would fucking hurry up and die already....you know it's a bad movie. the most interesting thing about it to me was when I realized the woman playing his adoptive mother was Sug from Hustle and Flow, she was ok in the movie, everyone else SUCKED.
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