A Cover Straight Out Of Jennifer Aniston's Wet Dreams
Brad and Jen are back together! Brad and Jen are getting married again! Brad and Jen are having triplets together! Brad and Jen adopt Maddox! At least that's what I'm thinking the next 4 covers of Star Magazine are going to look like. This week, Brad and Jen had a super secret meeting and the limo driver is spilling the sauce. No, the limo driver's name is not Norman.
The limo driver claims he drove Jennifer Aniston to the Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC at 1am to meet Brad. The limo driver said the two spent a couple of hours together in the back of the private roof club. The driver went on to yap, "It was well planned so no one would see them. They were really careful not to be spotted."
Let me get this straight. They don't want to get caught yet they meet on the rooftop of a hotel? An open roof?! Don't they know that God has eyes? Don't they also know that St. Angie is on God's Fave Five? It just takes one quick text message and their shit is EXPOSED! Creeping around: They are doing it wrong!
And after reading this story, I feel like this is a sign that Brad and Jennifer should star in a remake of My Chauffeur. My brain always goes back to the 80s. Always.
Here's Brangie's fuckery on 3 more covers this week. Can the tabloids please find a way to get Brad to leave St. Angie for Megan Fox? That's where this is headed....
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those magazine covers gave me a good laugh. thank gawd for the tabloids and their shouting headlines.
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And look out, People-ina Magazine has THE FACT vs. FICTION!
You SEE THAT, FACT vs. FICTION!
I'll thumb thru it at the checkout, I'll make sure to get behind someone writing a check and a pile of coupons.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Anonymous101 : Kate's still there, just demoted to the small pics. LOL
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I'm totally believing they're over.
EEG - OH! I didn't seen dat.
I just can't believe the ragz have keept this love triangle thing going for, five years??? Or is it four? Or five if you include the months of adultry??
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:22pm.
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You are on a roll today EEG!
Is Jen Brad's only ex? Is she the only woman he could possibly cheat on Angelina with? Dayum these mags are dumb and so are the people who spend actual real money on them. Ugh!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:20pm.
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:20pm.
Hold on a minute!!! Is that Kate's hair on a vagina??? Genius!
I cant believe this bulshit stle te cover for the Ninjas killing David
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
well, if it's true and Jen takes him back she's a retard, but she prolly will.
Then he'll make a movie with M. Fox called Mr. and Mrs. Jones and it will be all on again.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Yay!! No more Jon & Cunt on the covers!! Woo-hoo!! We're now back to Brange!! Yaa . . wait. Oh - We're now back to Brange :(
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M.E.,
Carrrie D or LA will not type out JENs name. she uses an X instead.
I find it funnay.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:21pm.
I'll open with, I totally buy it.
The Brad is OVER Skeletina. It is a fact and true telling and soooo obvious.
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I agree, he is totally over her. Get busy with Angie would be like fucking a dry oyster shell. You just know he wants to get back with Jen who has some nice meat on her bones.
Happy, happy, joy, joy!
*does happy dance*
I only wish this were true...I do believe that Brangelina are OVAH! Next!
I've never cared about these people, EVER. Is that weird? I just don't care if Brad leaves Angie and goes back to Jen, or if he doesn't or if they sleep in the same bed, or if they actually love each other...I've never cared. I always skip these stories on Dlisted. I don't even know why I'm commenting right now...maybe cause I'm bored and anxiously waiting for Open Post, who knows really...the point is...i don't care.
I would really love it if this were true.
Didn't Anniston remain close with Brad's parents? I thought not too long ago there was a photo of her and his mother.
I have a really good imagination.... I live in dream land all day. Think I can get a job at one of these mag? I can come up with some really good shit.
Even when someone's homeless, jobless and saneless they still buy this crap so it's a recession proof job... Gwad I'm brilliant.
KD it was pure torture in the theater but it might be ok on dvd, it's more than THREE FUCKING HOURS LONG!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
EEG - WTF is with the "X" in all your posts?
What the hell hor?
Quick, someone go dangle a piece of AJ labia over on JJ as a peace offering to get some of 'em over here.
I hear Leemo drivers are the BEST sources for information.
Branjenlina news beats the shit out of Ambien hands down!
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Pete's marriage or fatherhood or something are really aging him. Or maybe he just missed his eyebrow appointment. Brad's gettin' old too.
Anyone see that Benjamin's Button movie? Is it worth renting?
forget Brangelina, did you notice Kate in her damn bikini on all the rags too?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Also, Jen had Brad at his hottest. The removal of his balls by the hypnotic vag has clearly shortened his telomeres. He looks old and puffy now.
Miss Jane - I can picture MK sitting back cackling madly when and if he ever reads the loons posts or the epic beatdowns.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 12:20pm.
MK must get off on this shit. He just sits back and laughs with his mothers animal cookies and his cup of sanka while we fend off the loonies and their crazy talk.
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Fend off? They're practically endangered. Dlisted should start a captive breeding program to help build up their numbers.
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Saving the world one million dollar painting at a time.
*applauding & clapping like a LOOSER*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....
And we're off....
I'll open with, I totally buy it.
The Brad is OVER Skeletina. It is a fact and true telling and soooo obvious.
neXt...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Jen may still be single, but at least she didn't try to pull any of that self-serving save-the-world horseshit. Jen has so much more professional integrity than old Vein and Bones Jolie.
MK must get off on this shit. He just sits back and laughs with his mothers animal cookies and his cup of sanka while we fend off the loonies and their crazy talk.
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Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Have you bitches had your redbull yet??? I bet this blows past 500 comments within the hour.
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LOONOFF!!!!
OH CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!
And these dumbasses beat K8's whoredo for front cover??
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At this point, they should just have a Jen Aniston cover that says, "I Dodged The Bullet, Motherfucker!" The Brangelina saga got old like 3 crotchfruits ago.
This is so fucking retarded. They probably haven't spoken in years!
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