Wednesday, June 10th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Chola Makeup Tutorial
Everybody needs to watch this video, take notes and pay close attention to everything Baby Smiley does! Homegirl speaks the truth! She's right when she says that if you don't put your eyeliner on hella thick, nobody will take you seriously! The "bitch eyebrow" test is also a very important. The gorgeous cholita look isn't only for riding around in an Impala while listening to oldies, it's also practical for the office. Think about it. The next time your boss tries to make you stay late, he will take one look at your Sharpie eyebrows and back down. Bitch may even give you a raise.
Baby Smiley covered almost every base, but she forgot to mention to stick razors in your hair and cover your neck with hickeys for the full effect!
(Thanks April)
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Thanks MK....That's one hot Bitch! I got to get a sharpie before work tomorrow.
Madtv's Lida & Melina!!! Love that accent homey
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
I just wanna vote that this is damn funny... this girl should replace all those other d-bags on SNL. She is a riot!
"if you don't put that shit on hella thick, nobody will take you seriously"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTRvY8V5Zo
That was fucking hilarious!
Baby Smiley for HOT BITCH! (okay, SLUT)
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The New Improved Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
I strongly suggest you view more details at ** B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g . c o m ** where you can find me and many handsome black and white men, where I'm waitting for the one!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist
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lol
ok ok..i'll continue tomorrow. ima go zzzzz. night all. have a good one tomorrow.
Coma Caca!!
Does love confuse anyone???Cause it sure does me.
Coma Caca!!
This video made my day! [[coming from Hacienda Heights and everything]].
I actually want to try the chola makeup look minus the sharpie eyebrows and obvious lipliner.
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
i thought i was the only person who says "eyebrowns". i have to delete the "N" every time i type it! lol
btw, this is totally a skit
She's funny as hell :D
Damnit....where is Snowpiece??? I want to talk SYTYCD....*huffs* Guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
So, did that stupid desert story ever appear?
Submitted by daillestbabyd on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 7:20pm.
i need to find someone who lives in LA...
i'm moving there from md come end of august and i need idk...some shit to do
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You can either become a celebrity and then get hooked on crack or get hooked on crack and then become a celebrity.
I really was lovin her till the gun part, her left eyebrow needed to be filled in, which bothered me most.
Reminds me of Secretarial School when Amy Green (the then foremost authority on make up in world ~ according to our teacher) from Henri Bendels came and did our makeup. (say in your best Locust Valley Lockjaw)'Dahhhhhling You and HER need to go hand in hand to get rid of those horrid eyebrows!' I like this bitches chola brows better. She's one sexxay bitch.
"Tough-ass puta" has always been my favorite lip liner shade!
OMG YOU GUYS! Baby Smiley is totally a friend of mine in real life- well Gloria is... Baby Smiley only comes out when she's drinking :P
CONGRATS GLO!
I LOVE JOO!
ick.nast and risk a rash
i rather smack hohan juss for laughs
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
Just hunt down Shitters and yank her weave off. Should keep you busy.
Jill, only one Gosselin. Hmph, actually surprised.
a job????????? friends eeeek?? and urm some nice restaurants cuz i luvv food?? SOMEBODY PLZ HELP ME
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
i need to find someone who lives in LA...
i'm moving there from md come end of august and i need idk...some shit to do
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
OK, I was at a local amusement park all day for our school picnic.
I counted:
5 mowhawks
4 mullets
1 Gosselin
haha ok
but honestly i don't pay attn to what comes out her mouth...usually cus its too slimy with cumm but i've sed too much
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
It was Parasites spawner when she was in jail.
Gonna stop or will ruin Snowys quiz.
@EEG
i have no clueee but i wouldn't be the least bit surprises if scientology was involved cuz that juss sounds creeepy
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
You got it right. Blohan in full action.
Got another one...who said "Oh it is so cruel and cold. I think her arm is broken."
Bye Snowpiece - ENJOY we can discuss tomorrow :)
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Will help Snowy, DM on twatter.
that last post was in reference to the coloured boi did it...ugh i need to refresh alotta lot
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
0o0owait i knw that one!! ms sevinenine herself
*takes a bow* oh shud i not be too proud to knw that??
hmm anybody live in LA???
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
ebil double post....
later whores
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
EEG but you will help me with it right?
Lubs U!
I'm outtie,
Miss Jane going home to watch our show now! YAY!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Sorry I went missing in action in the middle of convos but they were trying to make me work more so I had to escape.
@Snowpiece! Oh yes, I remember that dance now! I loved that one. Like I said, so many great dances that season.
@ Provy thanks for the clarification. So all a girl needs is a spatula and a half shirt??
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Shit Snowy, great ideaer!!!
But I don't FB, it are evil.
Submitted by daillestbabyd on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:31pm.
In all seriousness these ho's and minches got me through one of the worst years of my life. Free and better therapy.
Shout out to the absent Mrs. K. and all her wisdom.
EEG last night I came up with the idea that we need to make a Facebook quiz, "How DListed are You".
I am going home soon but I will bring it up again tomorrow.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Fucking amazing, love it.
How did we forget?
NOT MY PANTS.
IT WAS THE COLOURED BOY.
Go Big D!!!
awww M.E. that's great little mama! enjoy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Thanks ho!
aww yay Congrats M.E!!
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
And with that I am out sluts. Going home to celebrate Big D's graduation from Kindergarten and his transition into First Grade!
*grabs 4 bottles of vodka*
And now of course we have our beloved La KooKoo: choking, Ho sweater, and we may never learn what really went down that day in the desert.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
0o0o i get it now
i luv the D!
as in dlisted n all its fuckery
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
EEG - Furiously masturbating to her BEOWOLF poster.
*hands EEG STD testing kit*
DIRTY HOR!
M.E., Bradi, Snowy,
Watching porn without masturbating!
Twatwaffles.
Mom jeans.
Panty pudding.
GREEN BEANS, KEVIN BALLS SMELL, CARLA SAYS, OK!
(I know too much)
Provy, because we are a socialist province and every fucker wants to live here. I ate alot of KD that month.
Bareback all the way baby!