Wednesday, June 10th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Chola Makeup Tutorial
Everybody needs to watch this video, take notes and pay close attention to everything Baby Smiley does! Homegirl speaks the truth! She's right when she says that if you don't put your eyeliner on hella thick, nobody will take you seriously! The "bitch eyebrow" test is also a very important. The gorgeous cholita look isn't only for riding around in an Impala while listening to oldies, it's also practical for the office. Think about it. The next time your boss tries to make you stay late, he will take one look at your Sharpie eyebrows and back down. Bitch may even give you a raise.
Baby Smiley covered almost every base, but she forgot to mention to stick razors in your hair and cover your neck with hickeys for the full effect!
(Thanks April)
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:24pm.
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Sounds like going to work is easy and fun compared to the weekends!
Bradi - *sheds lone tear* That was beautiful.
daillestbabyd - that would be our fugly lady of Cheeto's, Shitney Smears and her landing strip sporting pap, Adnoid.
"fucking paps in random retail store dressing rooms"
whooaa lmaoo whose fucking the messenger??
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:22pm
EVIL MOM EYES ON BIG BUTT BURNS AND SLUT STACKS FLASH THE TOILET BATS!
JUMP THE SOCK SLOTS Y'ALL!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Oh yes Stocky, the Grande Frapp with extra whipped cream. The pack of ciggies, the stolen lighter random cell phone and a HUGE purse that none of it seems to fit in.
snowy - if only my weekends were that entertaining.
Lately my weekends have been nothing but puke, poop and jizz.
Not necessarily in that order, or by me.
EEG,
Bj for 500$...hmmm it'll have to be sans condom.
I dont get why heat would be so expensive there. You're in between Alaska and Alberta two oil producing regions. WHy the hell is it so high?
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
PERIOD STAINS! Crotch shots, Jizz covered cut off jean daisy dukes, fucking paps in random retail store dressing rooms, coke boogies, uhm, what did I leave out?
oh is M.E. telling us about her weekend, AGAIN!?!?!
LMAOOOO hoooo haaaa M.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
M.E. ~ you left out the Frapp.
Bradi, she's going to call COUNTY on you!
The stupid weather man has been promising us thunder storms for two weeks now. Fucker has not come through.
M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:19pm
hahahahahha...DJ BLACKS!
Just wait daillest, your ASS TAX bill is in the mail.
Also your WIG TAX.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
PERIOD STAINS! Crotch shots, Jizz covered cut off jean daisy dukes, fucking paps in random retail store dressing rooms, coke boogies, uhm, what did I leave out?
eekzz i didn't knw MK could retain this much info wit all his whoreness and "purple drank" is it??
haha i shall tryy tho
*adds tru romance, gigli, and
battlefield to netflix
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
Provy,
GD 5 lousy shrimp. Two Stellas. Fuck me. I have a wood burning fireplace and use it nightly. Also am an Alberta girl so know how to layer and turn off the heat. That is just how much it is.
Interested in a BJ?? Yours for $500. (pay directly to Teresan Motherfucking Gas)
Bradi, EEG, you forgot to have the shopping cart loaded with BLACKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:54pm.
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I think Julia's turning into a trainwreck - her expiration date just passed. She's no longer the hottest babe in hollywood.
daillestbabyd ~ then you need to watch Gigli and Battlefield Earth.
Test is tomorrow so study up.
LOL EEG, that damn cloak again!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
green beans tennis cans duck butter???? lmaooo i'm already overwhelmed
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
Snowy,
Yeah I mentioned it earlier when I was wearing my invisibility cloak.
Submitted by daillestbabyd on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:54pm.
*nervously introduces herself*
hi...hii everyone
i'm bored n juss trynna see what kinda trouble i can get into tonight aka i wanna laugh til i get off work!
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Um, you might also want to read YESTERDAY'S Open Post to learn about "duck butter"
EEG- goddamn thats a serious heating bill. LAYERS!! i think if i was you id rip a hole in the ceiling and make a chimney. That bar bill sounds like a NYC bar bill. What was your appetizer, oysters rockafeller??
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
ok yes i saw that earlier...true romance??? with brad pitt *runnss to youtube*
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
EastEndGirl on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:09pm
AND STOCK UP ON GREEN BEANS AND TENNIS CANS!
OKAY WOW!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
EEG have you not seen True Romance? you gotta watch it!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Good to know Snowy.
Provey, I am still willing to rent you my house during the Olympics. I promise to have beer in the freezer. BTW, is easy but fucking expensive. Very fucking expensive. Two beers and an appy just cost me $34. My one treat of the month. Did I bitterly mention my heat bill for December was $750??? Oh yeah I did but am still angry.
Newbie, Also brush up on everything ginge, chola and as I learned today True Romance. You should also research YOUR BOOT MOVES IN LOWER CHATS.
@stock broker
haha golden girls DONE i've seen each episode ten times easy! and re making showgirls is in my resume
no the lifetime movie channel is what i gotta prepare for...stopped watching ever since my older cousin (then 17) it would turn me into a man hating lesbian
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
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@Stock Broker and daillestbabyd
WELCOME to Dlisted! Your homework assignment is to watch Showgirls, Golden Girls, and 24 straight hours of the Lifetime Movie Channel.
There will be a pop quiz tomorrow.
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haha! and MK spanks us if we're tardy.
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I need Bejeweled rehab. Does Promises help with that?
*still seeing flickering jewels all over monitor*
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:57pm.
Um...done?!
Stupid cold beer store out of my favourite (cheap) had to get the good stuff.
I just read that vancouver is ranked #1 as the city easiest to live in. not having cold cheap beer just placed it in my mind between Nairobi and Kabul
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
hello EEG, you're not invisible !!! ♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by daillestbabyd on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:54pm.
hi...hii everyone
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hey dailest!
welcome to the House of Pecan
;D
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Submitted by daillestbabyd on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:54pm.
*nervously introduces herself*
hi...hii everyone
i'm bored n juss trynna see what kinda trouble i can get into tonight aka i wanna laugh til i get off work!
WELCOME to Dlisted! Your homework assignment is to watch Showgirls, Golden Girls, and 24 straight hours of the Lifetime Movie Channel.
There will be a pop quiz tomorrow.
Um...done?!
Stupid cold beer store out of my favourite (cheap) had to get the good stuff.
Miss Jane; I don't judge, I copied the first two seasons onto dvds! LOL
here's the link to the dance I mentioned, I love it ~watching it again now, BRB, LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQeiKvazvL8
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:48pm.
anklets. with cut-offs and tank top.
*whispers* In my hood.
She looked a bit cracky so I just stared.
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drink more beer to erase the memory. lol
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:46pm.
im a huge fan of scott ferrall who does sports radio on sirius radio and one of his websites just has some guy posting pictures of hot girls on it. church of ferrall.net or something. and this was one of the pics. so just some random chick w/ a spatula and cut off shirt aka my DREAM WOMAN
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
That Chola video was f-ing hilarious!
Bawaaaahhaaaa~!
@ Provolone and DiamondDawg
Yeah, I heard what Julia Roberts said. Never liked the bitch anyway. I'm not really going to take anything that a slutty, horse-mouthed husband stealer like her has to say. There was no reason for her to say what she said. There is plenty of viewers at 11:30 for everybody.
I may not have cared for Leno, but at least Leno turned the show over to Conan with more class and dignity than he was shown when he took over for Carson. He didn't put up a fight and tried to make things easy for Conan.
Letterman, on the other hand, has basically let his guests like Julia and Howard Stern come on and try to trash his competition. Sure Letterman doesn't say anything in agreement with them, but his silence speaks volumes. He doesn't want to be the bad guy, but he also wants them to trash NBC.
And the Eisenhower mug is there! Both of Conan's mugs are on the desk, but I miss the mic.... and interaction with Max and LaBamba.
*nervously introduces herself*
hi...hii everyone
i'm bored n juss trynna see what kinda trouble i can get into tonight aka i wanna laugh til i get off work!
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
~i be on twitter yo
anklets. with cut-offs and tank top.
*whispers* In my hood.
She looked a bit cracky so I just stared.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:35pm.
Did you hear Julia roberts last nit made a jab at conan saying to letterman 'your soooo much funnier then the other guy at this time' i was like wtf?
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Damn! Her azz is waaayy to fat for her to be starting a b!tch fight with Conan right now. What's wrong with her?! And why would Letterman need an ego-boost?
@ Provolone...I keep meaning to ask you this. Who is that in your avie?
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:42pm.
OMFG...stopped for a beer and a bite and saw a dumb ho in high heeled open toed sandals and WHITE SOCKS.
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Where was that?
Were they those silky trouser socks or full on athletic socks?
Was she she trolling a Paris Hilton look?
Maybe she had gnarly feet?
Was she a stripper?
So many questions!!
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:35pm.
Did you hear Julia roberts last nit made a jab at conan saying to letterman 'your soooo much funnier then the other guy at this time' i was like wtf? did conan do a fucked up if they mated with her?
i dont really care for letterman. top ten list SUX, will it float SUX, never saw a good recurring skit from letterman. its that 'it makes no sense so its funny humor' that the faux-intellectuals of the world seem to like. that way when you say this stupid they get to say 'o you just dont get it'. The fact that he only gets viral video hits or press from making fun of guests like Speidi or paris hilton says it ALL!
but yea they need to bring all the good skits back. bring back the eisenhower pencil holder (i cant remember if he still has it) and the microphone. conan is at his best when hes goofy and awkward. hopefully they have a triumph sketch loaded for this week....
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Snowpiece! I don't off the top of my head remember that dance...but I will watch it when I get home. Sometimes when I've had a bit too much to drink I watch old SYTYCD dances on youtube over and over again! (don't judge me) hahaha.
It's hard to say what my fav dance was EVER. But, I loved Lacey and Danny's Samba and the Mia dance that Lacey and the guy with the red mohawk whose name escapes me right now did.
I also loved the Transformer dance that Shane did that season with Lauren and Pasha.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
OMFG...stopped for a beer and a bite and saw a dumb ho in high heeled open toed sandals and WHITE SOCKS.
I wanted to chase her down and beat her with the fashion stick.
oh and ASKA or Oscar LOL that Asian chick is my fave. I like the Asian dude too, forget his name? I think he's in the top 20.
last season didn't really get me like previousl years, I actually quit watching and didn't see that dude win!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
she lent her Sharpie to her niece for her quinciniera (sp)