Wednesday, June 10th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Chola Makeup Tutorial
Everybody needs to watch this video, take notes and pay close attention to everything Baby Smiley does! Homegirl speaks the truth! She's right when she says that if you don't put your eyeliner on hella thick, nobody will take you seriously! The "bitch eyebrow" test is also a very important. The gorgeous cholita look isn't only for riding around in an Impala while listening to oldies, it's also practical for the office. Think about it. The next time your boss tries to make you stay late, he will take one look at your Sharpie eyebrows and back down. Bitch may even give you a raise.
Baby Smiley covered almost every base, but she forgot to mention to stick razors in your hair and cover your neck with hickeys for the full effect!
(Thanks April)
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OMG Miss Jane, you should have seen him, he was so twitchy and odd and trying to be too aloof to say hi to me, I mean I recognized him in the damn street, he should be honored.
Shane, on the other hand was a doll, LOL.
My fave dance ever was the one with Sabre and Dominick that Shane did for Make it Work (NeYo) Do you remember it?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
@Provolone
I think Twitter Tracker is a weak sketch too. It's probably the one sketch so far that I really haven't liked. I don't think they're making it clear enough that those are actual celebrity tweets that happen to be lame, and not ones the writers made up. And while I usually love Brian McCann's intense voiceovers, I don't like it works for this bit, like it did for "Late Night Sausage Party"
I also don't think he should have changed "In The Year 2000" to "In The Year 3000". Fuck the old people who don't get the joke.
I think Conan needs to pull out the Clutch Cargo moving lips sketch, and If They Mated. Both were super popular on Late Night, and I think would translate well to 11:30. I don't think we'll ever see the Masturbating Bear at 11:30. If Conan ever does bring the bear back again, I don't think it will be until he is spanking Letterman in the ratings.
He also needs some stronger jokes in the monologue.
I think his wacky personality and physicality will grow on people after awhile, so I don't think that's a huge issue. I do miss him having a mic on his desk, because I liked it when he would purposely knock it over.
Even though I don't mind Letterman, I want Conan to kick his ass. I think NBC will can Conan if they don't maintain their #1 spot at 11:30 like they did under Leno, whereas CBS seems fine with Letterman coming in 2nd or sometimes 3rd.
HAHAHAHAHA! SEX refused to speak to you ?!?!?! WTH? That guy is a goober...I hated that whole battle nonsense they did this season.
IMHO the best season thus far has been the one with Lacey, Danny, Neil and Sabra. By FAR the best dances.
I totally agree that last season was somewhat lackluster.
I guess we will see how this season goes. Who are your favs? My fav girl is Caitlyn (the sister) and my fav boy is either the Hawiian guy or Phillip!
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
MissJaneTexas OMG totally, Tabitha and the other one are nowhere near Shane's level, I was telling my BF last year, this is just not the same shit, Shane's stuff is much harder or something. They're ok. Mia scares me, but one of my friends took a class with her around the same time as I saw her and she coudn't believe how nice she was and how she hugged then all afterwards, she also said it was like the hardest class she's ever taken!
Guess who else I met that week? Sex! and his mother, LMAO he refused to speak to me but his Mom was really nice, LOLOLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:13pm.
I dont know. he needs to lay off the twitter jokes, leave all the shitty social website jokes to jimmy fallon. he really needs to bring back all the characters from the 1230 show. i havent seen any of them on the new show, have you?
now that andy richter is back they NEED, repeat NEED to bring back amy poehler as andys sister. that shit was HIGHlarious
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
@ snowpiece - I am super jelly of him too. And jelly of you! I LUUUUUUUUURVE me some MIA. I totally have a non-standard lesbian crush on her. I used to dance and danced mainly contemporary/ballet so I have always idolized her. I love Shane Sparks too. What do you think of Napolaen (spelling?) and Tabitha? I wish they would bring back some more hardcore hip hop!
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Okay, I need to vent, because there has been so much shit written about Conan in the last few weeks, mainly by old morons:
I am so sick of people trashing Conan and saying he doesn't hold a candle to Leno. These are probably the same people who said Jay was nothing compared to Carson when he took over.
Trying to argue about who is funnier is completely worthless. Because it's an opinion. I personally thought Leno was lame as hell. I honestly tried to watch his show on many occasions before tuning in to Conan and I never laughed once. It's all a matter of personal taste.
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MissJaneTexas so jelly of your friend. A couple years ago I went to a dance Expo thing they had in Manhattan since it was right down the street from work (yeah right and because I was obsessed with Shane Sparks, LOL) and I saw Mia etc up close and personal. I was a little scared!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
hey now! leave me outta dis! I want no part of the desert story shenanigans!
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:06pm.
I am actually not sure, but I think so! I hope so. My friend went to the taping yesterday and said there are a lot of really great dances...so I am stoked.
I need a very strong cocktail while watching, it's been a stressssssssful day.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
MissJaneTexas is it 2 hours tonight? I can see I am going to be up all night watching that and I'm A Famewhore....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
that's the funniest shit I've seen in WEEKS (and on this site that's say a lot) Mmmm hmmmm !
UGH I just actually had to work for 10 hours. Anything exciting going on.
So you think you can dance comes on tonight!!!
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
lmao @ Happy Hours 'this close' comment
and DD: Jail? ohellnothankyouverymuch!
ok sexy sluts
Iam outty! be back later - home time :)
Thanks, M.E. and ISMU...
Well, my popcorn was all gone anyhow. Apparently, EH is a cock(roach)tease...
No Words - No story. Cocktease McBlueballs is all talk and no put out.
No Words - nope. She must be busy pounding the local ROTC class, teaching them choking techniques.
*peeks in*
Desert story here? Tell me where to look.
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:43pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTRvY8V5Zo
the chick at the 2:13 mark scares me
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she looks like a man, too.
chances are high you will not encounter any of these gals (so long as you stay out of jail).
I am embarrased to admit that I had a mini Chola phase... the lipliner and big shirts.. and I was thisclose to getting a perm.
the one at 1:22 looks like a dude!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTRvY8V5Zo
the chick at the 2:13 mark scares me
ME: Ok - check! - don't stare
DD: she is rather 'pretty' compared to some I've seen on videos, specially 'lean like a chola' video
check-out this svelte beauty:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/beautiful%20chola/mute_voice/CHOLA-2....
kdraco #1 see a real life chola rule: Don't stare, actually don't even look. She'll be all over you like white on rice.
Submitted by nclgemini on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:21pm.
You putas could all thank the beautiful April Flores aka Fatty D on Twitter for this magnificence! Not a chola but DAMN I have to respect these bitches, lol. They are fuckin serious!
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Duly noted. Keep bringin' it! This (sub)culture needs to be exalted. Anna Wintour's got nuthin' on these locas!!
and LOL/snap @ snowpiece and "eyebrowns"
eyebrowns is the best part IMO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Happy Hour & DD: I've never seen a chola up close and personal, we have the 'ghetto' latina look from the projects but is nothing compare to the gorgeous cholas.....you lucky sluts!
(DD: yeah its a fake, she has other videos but she is truly talented)
Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:20pm.
lol.. ok that's what I thougth.. 'cause her chola make up was not that impresive, my eyes have seen better.
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To be sure, there are some AMAZING beauties in the L.A. area, but this one's on YOUTUBE tellin' it!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:25pm.
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I kNOW!!! i got people walking by my desk trying to get a peek at what's on my screen!!
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:20pm.
lol.. ok that's what I thougth.. 'cause her chola make up was not that impresive, my eyes have seen better.
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:23pm.
DD: she is mocking the cholas but dang! she is good....."you know that thing called Ozone Layer, we have like 15 more"
bawhahahahahahahaaaaa
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There are SOOOO many good parts, but my favorite part was where she accidentally stabbed herself in the eye with they eyeliner. THat sht HURTS!!!
Just watched the video. I laughed so loud when she stabbed herself in the eye my boss asked me what the fuck am I doing!
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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:20pm.
Happy Hour: LMAO! I want a car just so I can use them too
O and this video is a fake...she has others - she is talented! I couldn't stop laughing
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it is not fake!?!? i live in chola CENTRAL and these gals are just like that. Like the girl at the burrito place. rilly! I always play nice cuz i don't know what getting shanked really means, but i think they could do it.
DD: she is mocking the cholas but dang! she is good....."you know that thing called Ozone Layer, we have like 15 more"
bawhahahahahahahaaaaa
OMG. I just watched the video. I'm crying and laughing. How the hell do these chola chicks have more technology to post on youtube than my loser azz from a good school 100 years ago?
I NOMINATE HER FOR HSOTY!!!
You putas could all thank the beautiful April Flores aka Fatty D on Twitter for this magnificence! Not a chola but DAMN I have to respect these bitches, lol. They are fuckin serious!
Estrogen a-poppin!
Happy Hour: LMAO! I want a car just so I can use them too
O and this video is a fake...she has others - she is talented! I couldn't stop laughing
DD: OMG Yes! You must send picture!
*laughing!* I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After watching that I don't think this should be an open post. We should all be discussing the absolute WTFedness (slightly tipsy edit) of Baby Smiley... or worshipping her fierce 'bitch what?!' game. This was more riveting than some shit I've seen at the theater! oh my this must be shared a million ways...
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Who the fuck are the Knutzens?!?! ~The Dude
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Submitted by Boob3rries on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:10pm.
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this is so f'g corny...but i feel like that doggy has been begging in his heart to be free from the violence and i think you are the answer to his prayers. GO FORTH AND PROSPER! The power of rainbows, glitter, and Unicorns is with you!!
Not you, snowy
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alalalalalalalal!!! *ignores*
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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:01pm.
You bitches owe me! lmao!
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Ok. When I get a new phone with camera, I'll send you a picture of a car I put a note on. It could be awhile. I dropped my Moto in the toilet the other day when I was pooing and talking. BUH BYE nice phone, hello old beat up phone in the "kitchen everything drawer"
In my early 20's I had mass copies of the Mickey Mouse one and it was printed on 3x5 stock. I left those things EVERYWHERE!
stoney; seriously fuck her. what day is she not on here 24/7? all of a sudden she has to go to work, has to go to the state line etc. blah blah blah, I'm not in the military bitch, you can't fool me that easy, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:06pm.
You know, he's the first Canadian I met that initially scared me, then disgusted me. All other people I met were cool and polite and sweet even. Well except for the methfaces downtown, those are plain scary as hell.
Thank you, we will be doing everything in our power to help the doggie. Yes he's a GORGEOUS black and brown Daschund, he looks like a dwarf doberman with extreme long ears. He's a cutie and if it is in our power, I want to adopt him myself.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Support the cause, save a cunt http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi/36997877
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:08pm.
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LOL! I thought of "Selfish Basturd" as another one for "Other"
Or how about in "Other" - The Repo-Man is looking for you!
Someone please teach my mother how to season food.
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:57pm.
DD: I Am glad to help! LMAO
I sent them to all my friends, they are all laughing
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Lester Burnham to Kdracofan: YOU RULE!