Wednesday, June 10th 2009

Carrie Prejean Is Out Of A Job

Carrie Prejean will be reporting to the back of the unemployment line tomorrow, because has been fired as Miss California. TMZ says that Donald Trump and the Miss California organization has had it with Miss Tits 4Jesus skipping out on scheduled appearances and not getting permission for non-pageant shit. Donald Trump also added that Carrie has been a total cunt to everyone in the organization except for him. The Donald said, "To me she was the sweetest thing. Everyone else -- she treated like shit."

TMZ also posted a couple of bitchy e-mails Carrie sent to pageant officials. In one e-mail Carrie wrote: "You do not cooperate with me, and you pick and chose [sic] the the [sic] things YOU want me to do. That is not happening anymore. Stop speaking for me. I have MY own voice." And in another e-mail, she really brought on the charm, "Also I was asked to fill in for a dj on a local radio show.. I'll be reading from a show biz script Monday. I am doing this."

Did Carrie go to the Courtney Love School of E-mail Writing?

Anyway, Carrie will be absolutely fine. She'll get a job at Fox News. She'll marry some billionaire. She'll only wear Talbots. And she'll spend her afternoons drinking martinis, snorting crushed up painkillers and slapping the help.

After a few years of marriage, her husband will get caught in a park restroom with some gay hustler. Then Carrie will write a weepy tell-all, star in the Lifetime TV version of her book and never be heard from again. Oh and somewhere in there she'll record a Christian disco album.

I hope I'm at least right about the very last part.

Posted by: Michael K


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Michael, I think this is one of your top-10 best posts ever. I'm going to save it and laminate it and hang it on my wall.

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Good riddance bitch. I hate all of these stupid "pageants" and wish they'd fall off the face of the earth. Who gives a fuck? These young women parade around on a stage, thinking they're hot shit, just because they got lucky in the looks department. And don't even get me started on those motherfucker toddler and kids pageants with their psycho fucking stage mothers.

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Of all the vibes I get from her, "christian" is not one of them.

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GET THAT SKANKY WHORE OUT OF THE SPOT LIGHT AND INTO A PORN MOVIE WHERE HER PUSSY BELONGS. YOUR NEW CAREER AWAITS YOU YOUR PORNOMAJISTY

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I saw her some hot pictures on***>>B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g . c o m "<<,it said that she just enjoyed hot dating with a black big guy~!it's ture?!

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tds517's picture

Having worked with her, all that is said is true. She thought that she was better than anyone else, she's the biggest C**T I have ever met...karma's a bitch baby!

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Is it wrong that I sort of want to throw a brick at the computer monitor after reading all the comments on this thread?

I'm just in a really foul mood. I just got rejected by someone, and at this point I'm beyond disgusted.

You'd fuck her. All you assholes would love to stick your dicks in her.

Stop pretending you give a shit what inanity comes outa her mouth. Even if she had "SS" tattoo-ed in her armpit and all she knew how to say was "Heut die deutschland" and "Juden raus", you'd still climb over each other to get in her pants.

So who gives a fuck what she says about anything? Suppose she had Einstein's brain and a heart as pure as Saint Francis of Assisi's -- but physically she looked like Donald Trump. Would she be any more attractive to you?

She's the winner of the Miss California contest, not the recipient of the fucking Nobel Peace prize. It's not her words or opinions that matter, it's tits and ass. That's as far as it goes. And it's NEVER gone further than that.

So let her say whatever she wants to say and do whatever she wants to do. She wouldn't be the first ditzy cunt that stiffened my dick. I don't think about sitting at her feet while she quotes Tennyson at me. All that's on my mind is how available she is.

The very fact that she HAS opinions is evidence that she has more intelligence than I give a shit about. So lighten up.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Don't let the door hit you on your ass on the way out, stupid.

Every year the same thing happens to draw attention to this event most people don't give a fuck about anymore. That's why that attention whore Perez Hilton hosted this yearly shit storm anyway. Oh that crazy Perez Hilton! What will he think of next?

He's pretty much one of the most useless pricks involved in the media. Thanks for asking this vacant, sheltered bitch what she thought about gay marriage...as if her opinion affected the competition anyway. I bet if you asked every single one of these twits the same question, you'd get the same exact answer from about 75% of them, and about 20% of the remaining contestants would be trying to save space. Whatthefuckever. You have to be able to wear a bikini to be judged for your inner beauty and intellect? Go suck asshole.

Thanks for giving this waste of plastic her fifteen minutes of fame. The fact that this was debated for this long kind of disgusts me, actually. And yes, I can forgive disagreements with people. After all, my family is socially conservative and doesn't believe in gay marriage, but I love them and can overlook that even if I find it a little bit silly.

This girl-woman is a fucking vapid ignorant bimbo who's been so sheltered she knows nothing more than what she was raised to believe. She's a spokeswoman for the Rush Limbaughs of the world. She sucked at articulating her response and when she provided her cop-out explanation, it signalled for all the bitter homophobes to wave the "oppressed" flag in everyone's face and it's bullshit.

It's not affecting HER choice to marry whoever she wants, which is far more perturbing than Sam and Bob down the street getting married, because that means...IT HAS A SOULMATE.

Oh yeah, and she also didn't deserve to win because she's not really that great looking. Can you say "horse gums"?

Yawn

moosh's picture

buh- bye.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:43pm.

Carrie: I'll do whatever the fuck I want.
Trump: You're fired!...can I still call you?
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Carrie: Only when I don't have Bill O'Reilly jacking off on the other end.

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Carrie: I'll do whatever the fuck I want.
Trump: You're fired!...can I still call you?

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Creepella's picture

Who cares?

Snideychick sez:

I guess the fame was too much, too soon. It seems like she could out-cunt Heather Mills in a contest.

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She sounds like a Royal Cunt.

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Without Dlisted.com I wouldn't have found out about

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THANKS DLISTED!

i probably spoke too soon...i dunno what the hell i think about this whole bowl of cheetoes. i say that if you want to go do the wedding registry for popcorn makers at target, you go right ahead.
i know, i am so deep like that. haha

But more importantly, do you see how diarrhea orange Donald Trump's face is? How the hell did he become the head judge dude of miss america? Also, Trump has filed for bankruptcy so many times that I wonder what his assets truly are beyond the facade he has constructed. what a douchebag.

Submitted by ClintonT on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 7:26pm.
....I agree with you.

I haven't had time to read all of the comments,
but you know who I blame for this mess???
Perez "cum shot" Hilton.
it is all his fault.
that little dumb cornhoolio twat I never go to his site.
lol

that was a great story, MK.!

Honestly, I do not care either way if they get married or not. I just think it's crazy at how this girl is made out to be the devil just because of what she believes. Gay people go on and on about equal rights, tolerance, and open mindedness, but then crush anyone who doesn't agree with their way of thinking. Hypocracy, thy name is.

Submitted by ronnyk on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 7:17pm.

Nothing like a Carrie Precum thread to bring out the homophobes and right wing ass lickers.

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You do great things Im sure. You sound really stupid.

Some of you all have no clue what really happened. My best friend works for the Miss California pageant. She didn't get fired because of her opinion (even though it was a slap in the face to all the DOZENS of gays who worked tirelessly to get this horse looking twat prepared for the Miss USA competition and gave her a truck load of freebies she had no reservations accepting in The Lords name, of course)....the straw that broke the camels back was when she emailed biblical quotes on a daily basis to the pageant staff. When she refused to call them back and would say "Call my people, I'm better than this little tiara now"....when she said she would never do another public appearance unless she got paid a lot of money for it. This girl has been a nightmare to deal with WELL BEFORE she ever stated her opinion. She rarely showed up to staff meetings or events and when she did, she'd always be an hour or two late. She was also the least liked contestant in pageant history. She'd look her competition straight in the eyes and tell them they were fat slobs right before making a biblical refrence on stage. This has been a LONG time coming and those who defend her defend her strictly because they do agree with her jaded opinion and would excuse any of her destructive behaviors. This girl would throw her own family under the bus if the price is right, so before you go claiming she's a victim make sure you know the kind of black soul this person has. It's anything BUT beauty queen material.

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Submitted by ClintonT on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:37pm.

Tear yourself away from celebrity gossip and you might already know that people are pissed at Obama. He's not doing shit, but then again, he does have a lot more on his plate than this idiot.

She's the one who chose to take this beyond the original remark and support NOM. She's the one who is obsessed with being "biblically correct" when it comes to things that have nothing to do with her, but she sure is eager to ignore that whole "women shall not speak in churches" rule.

Yeah, Obama might be silent, but I am actually willing to cut him a little slack when it comes to this since he isn't taking every opportunity he can to remind the world what a fucking hateful pig he is.

And you want to talk about the majority of Americans? Ok, the majority of California that passed Prop 8 was what? 52% to 48%? Hmm, Bush won two terms in office by about the same margins. So I can't see any valid reason to believe the "majority" of Americans are capable of making intelligent decisions.

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Nothing like a Carrie Precum thread to bring out the homophobes and right wing ass lickers.

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Submitted by ClintonT on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:53pm.
You know good and well if she had answered the gay marriage question the way gay people wanted, then they would be outraged that she got fired today.

No, you don't know that at all. You're making a sweeping supposition which has no basis in fact. It would appear that you don't endorse gay marriage so you're arranging an unknown to accomodate your point of view.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Just like Perez was one of Obamas biggest supporter until he realized Obabma is doing nothing for gay people. If this lady would have been all for gay marriage then not a word would be said against her.

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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:13pm.
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Wow, somebody actually gets that. If Jesus were alive he would never hang out with Republicans. Or Democrats.

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You know good and well if she had answered the gay marriage question the way gay people wanted, then they would be outraged that she got fired today. They would already be protesting and crying about her getting fired over this contract issue.

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ITA, Gry. Maybe, no one is saying anything out Obama and her having the same ideas about gay marriage because it doesn't have a damn thing to do with this story.This is exactly what this dumb bitch gets. If she wasn't fulfilling the contract SHE signed, then she deserved to be fired. This is her job and the scheduled appearances are her work. I would love to waltz into my fat ass boss office and tell him what the fuck I am going to do and what I'm not going to do. But, sorry, don't have that luxury.

I could care less about her stance on gay marriage. She is a typical hypocrite Christian. I am sick to death of these people whose religious devoutness is somehow awaken at the thought of gay marriage, but when it is time for them to do the shit that they want to do, everything gets thrown out the window. Just like Michael Lohan. It's one thing to not believe in the bible, but it's a completely different thing to say you believe in it and do the opposite of everything it says--or only pick and choose what you want to believe/follow. I am calling the bitch out on her hypocrisy. I just knew people would try to come on here and say she got fired b/c she doesn't believe in gay marriage.
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Submitted by ClintonT on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:37pm.

Why do gay people give this girl such a hard time? Her beliefs are the same as the MAJORITY of Americans, and even President Obama. He has said the exact same thing about gay marriage. Why are the gay people not raising hell at him?
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Right why does Obama get a pass and she gets hell for the same thing??

Why do gay people give this girl such a hard time? Her beliefs are the same as the MAJORITY of Americans, and even President Obama. He has said the exact same thing about gay marriage. Why are the gay people not raising hell at him?

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MK: Oh and somewhere in there she'll record a Christian disco album.
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I'm praying to the Baby Jeesus right now that this happens! I wore out my vinyl copy of the Ethel Merman disco album eons ago and need a suitable replacement!

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HA! I hear Hooter's is hiring.

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She should fit right in with the shrill christian facists at fox and theyll be stupid enough to give this ho a job for a while until she fades back into obscurity and the trailer park she came from....

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Stock Broker's picture

I'm sure there's a stripper pole out there she can warm up to.

Diego's picture

Now can we please stop talking about this horse-faced douchebag? She can go back to her granny's trailer and resume her life of "christian" bigotry and we never have to see or hear from her dumb ass ever again.

Hysteria's picture

good. about time. the bitch

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Tex-Bro's picture

Ding, Dong, the MF-ing Witch is DEAD...although I bet she turns up on Fox or as a hostess on the 700 Club soon.

Damn it Michael K you totally done wrong by describing Carrie the exact way as my beloved Karen Walker of Will and Grace fame - drinking martinis, snorting pills and slapping the help(Rosario!) That shit ain't right. Carrie will never be Anastasia Beaverhausen!

Whatever's picture

This girl is into church? Guess she did not learn the part where they tell you to treat others as you would like to be treated. Hope she learned her lesson.

Grandma J's picture

forget her, is the Donald rubbing some cheap ManTan stuff all over his face? It looks so orangie fake, and nasty.

FilthyBitch's picture

I love how that skank Shanna Moakler could get out of bed when she heard this news and fling some shit. She tweeted literally minutes after the story hit. Obviously someone called her and woke her up.
Too bad she can't get out of her bed to be a mother.
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Dayum...what a smackdown. I'm loving The Donald again. Who I feel sorry for is poor Dolphin Boy. He's fucked up his races this year, lost his endorsements and now he's stuck at home all day with Heather Chandler here.

Whats the overunder for him lighting up the old bong again by mid-afternoon tomorrow?

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Just goes to show that this whole mess was not about her religious beliefs; it was about her being Cunty McCunster. She's finished in Hollywood, and it couldn't happen to a more deserving twat...

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YES! Justice. Fuck you, Bigot Barbie!

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Of course she was nice to Donald. She was hoping to be his next plastic whore wife or girlfriend.

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It's about damn time. I'm taking money that Tits for Jesus will be a speaker at the Republican National Convention 2012 and the bitch will be VP nominee in 2016.

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miss california appears to have her finger up the donald's ass...how else can you explain that look on his face...
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