Wednesday, June 10th 2009
The Penguin Called Jenny
Never before has a fugshot caused my brain to almost malfunction because of the dozens of images flying at me. I saw DEATH, an anorexic Penguin, an overcooked Gollum, Mr. Burns in need of a haircut and a methed-up Riff Raff.
Who knew that Phil Spector was hiding a mullet and some broke down plugs underneath his wig.
This mug shot is trying to lure me into the back of a van by promising me endless supplies of candy. I am not taking the candy. NO.
Send your dry cleaning bill to The Smoking Gun for providing this portrait of fugness.
he is really ugly
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He is one ugly motherfucker.
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Submitted by Wren on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:39pm.
I'd convict him of pretty much anything based on those photos alone.
That's a big 10-4 mmmmbuddy.
Holy Crap, MK, you nailed that description.
I wonder if this explains Spector's nuttiness. I'd go batshit insane too if I had to look at THAT in the mirror every waking day.
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Whoa! dude wore a wig the whole time!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Oh my ... thank you for the nightmares ... and to think he thought the wigs looked better??? I have to agree .. no woman in her "right" mind would do sexy times with that ... unless she was wearing a strap on!!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:34pm.
YAY!!! EL Bastardo, your wish is granted!!!
Hahaha! You remembered!! I'm not dissapointed! :o)
Exceeeeeellllleeeennntttt!
Everybody wasting time typing, KDraco summed it up!!
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:40pm.
Boo!
what's he gonna do without his gun collection in the pen?
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Thank you MK for making me stick RHPS into my DVD player once again for the one hundred and six thousand, three thousand and two hundred and twenty-eighth and eleventy times this decade.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:10pm.
Who is Jenny? Can someone explain the headline to me?
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Jenny Craig. He looks like the Penguin on a severe diet.
Who is Jenny? Can someone explain the headline to me?
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I wonder what worse for him, going to jail or taking off the wig and having his picture taken and everyone around the world seeing his bald head.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
What I want to know is why did he kill her?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 10:43pm
Word Mani!
the over the top wigs makes sense now. they drew the eyes away from his face.
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Even the Ramones thought he was a pain in the ass...die already.
Pet Sematary is too good for him.
Go Joey!
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Even the inmates are saying "Hell to the No".
Let us all join hands and give thanks that Veronica GOT THE HELL AWAY from that freak before he drove her as crazy as he is.(I always loved her voice. Although her sisters and cousins ALL resembled her looks, her voice was unique.) It is sad that Mr Wall of Sound went barking mad, but there is a thin line between creativity and insanity.He should have been put away long ago.
Take three asprin with 50-75 mgs of Benadryl, MK.
If you're out of sleeping pills,it just might sedate you enough to avoid nightmares.
I'd convict him of pretty much anything based on those photos alone.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:36pm.
Yes, it's quite unfortunate. It's the part that holds the whole shoe together too-- you know the part that goes between your toes? Yep, that's the one. Broken at the base. Unfixable, unless I want to wear a broke ass glued version of this flip flop, which is just not cute. LMAO. Anway...
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Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:29pm.
In other unrelated news, my flip flop just broke. I am sad now.
Aw, man! Not the chonkla!!! That sucks.
In other unrelated news, my flip flop just broke. I am sad now.
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away screaming*
He looks like the worst pedophile/murderer EVER!
*pukes on my shoes*
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Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:13pm.
Holy Shit! So that thing he had on his head before was either a combover or someones pet racoon!
I think it was roadkill, personally.
Or the squirrel that lost the fight with a mountain lion.
I guess Spector's "stylist", his gold-digging wife from Beaver Falls, PA, got too caught up with the Stanley Cup playoffs to maintain his "look".
Fucking sicko murdering asshole will die in prison.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
{{{Screeeeeching in horror}}}
Aaaaaaaaaaah! Mine eyes, mine eyes!
This dude is spectacularly gruesome in a most heinous way.
Ick. Nast.
Anybody got a barf bag? I already used all of mine up!
I'm gonna need therapy after looking at that fug mug.
Holy Shit! So that thing he had on his head before was either a combover or someones pet racoon!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:33pm.
your chanting woke me from a sound sleep..
i just checked again and photoshop is still broken after the gossie work. it just refuses to start.
which is a crying shame as there is nothing in this world i'd like more than to stare closely and intently at that mans face for a long period of time while i purtify him.
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The real kicker is this thing looks like the guy I saw pushing a grocery cart down Main St. yet the women flocked to him. At his best he has all the charm and looks of a used car salesman in a boarded up neighborhood.
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THANK YOU MK!!!
I've been sick with a horrible cold and this is the first thing that's made me feel better!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:14pm.
Am I the only dumbshit that thought this guy was sporting his own hair?
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OMG!!! Me too! Who in their right mind would ever wear wigs that looked as awful as he looked???
Sick Man is sick.
years ago i worked in a store where Spector's adopted son was also employed. his father would come to visit and the son would refuse to speak to him.
WTF? LOL!
This is Mr. Burns in the flesh for reals. SAY NO TO THE CANDY, MK!!!!! It'll give you nightmares just like the acid they slipped into your drink last nite! (LOL)
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Man this is such a sad comedown for one of Rock music's pioneers..
however, tales of his crazy are legendary, he pretty much ruined Ronnie Spector's career when he married her & kept her in isolation.
and before murdering Lana, she was def not the 1st person he pulled a gun on ...
lordy... he should have gotten plugs before jail..
Mr. Burns.. LOL.. MK on point as usual..
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Mr. Burns!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I love you MK
*stop*
*blink*
*bwahahahahahahhahhahahaahaa!*
Dying.
I dont get it
I totally just got the title of the post.
what I want to see is Phil Spector with the Gosssum!
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Hey TITS, wasn't it you who FINALLY succeeded in making a PURTY version of Tori Spelling via photoshop? I thought you were hot shit for that, BUT make a PURTY Phil...Go on, TITS, you know you can do it! It will take EVERYTHING in you, but you can do it TITS....
C'mon, DListers chant with me to our own DListed Photshop Purty-fier...*TITS, TITS TITS*....
I CAN'T HEAR YOU DLISTERS!
"TITS! TITS! TITS!"
That's better, whores.
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MK couldn't have said it better.
That photo is some fuckery!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I can't take all the credit, snowpiece. I saw a video where they put the hair on Cheney and I wanted it for my icon, so that's where the idea came from.
I had Picard with the hair before, but Cheney is better.