Wednesday, June 10th 2009
The Penguin Called Jenny
Never before has a fugshot caused my brain to almost malfunction because of the dozens of images flying at me. I saw DEATH, an anorexic Penguin, an overcooked Gollum, Mr. Burns in need of a haircut and a methed-up Riff Raff.
Who knew that Phil Spector was hiding a mullet and some broke down plugs underneath his wig.
This mug shot is trying to lure me into the back of a van by promising me endless supplies of candy. I am not taking the candy. NO.
Send your dry cleaning bill to The Smoking Gun for providing this portrait of fugness.
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Mr. Burns! LMAO!!!!!!
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"Ick. Nast."
Statler and Waldorf LMAO I never saw your avie before, hahahahahha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Holy crud - the guy sleeps with one eye open!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MmvE0mr4VY&NR=1
I'm scared. This mug shot has me shivering.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 5:46pm.
OMG! LOL
I am sorry but Gollum looks a hundred times better than Phil. Creepy much?
"Put the lotion in the basket".
his upper lip looks pumped up with Wesson Oil
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:13pm.
I think all dlisters need a hair overhaul.
KatGos is out, greasy PhiSpe is in!
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cool! count me in. just someone other than me needs to create a template of the hair. i am NOT looking at that face again. no way. nu uh.
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I just went into premature labor while looking at that hotness. Brad Pitt's got nothing on that ancient hirsute turtle.
no wonder he dint want to go to jail. echhh
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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:49pm.
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT WHAT IS THAT? I went to refresh the page and get this?
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you and me both.
i have never ad blocked a picture so quickly before. this one set a record.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
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wow, has the fallen and fallen far...what a creepy mccreepster...ouch! I mean I don't believe for one second that "wife" of his did sexy times with that...she must have only thought of $100 bills when intimate with him..what a major douche bag..he looks like a killer/pervert to me...no wonder Lana wanted to get away from him...yeech!
Speechless!
lol Clarisse
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
No she does not!!!
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Holy fuck it's Buffalo Bil aka Jame Gumb. Does Clarice approve?
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You're right..it might be more than I could handle..but man what a pleasure to sell it to some rag you know?
"This is an infriction of his wig rights...so how come they won't allow him to wear his wig for this?"
Probably because he's in prison for essentially life, not just a few weeks in jail, and they don't want to hide something dangerous in there. Can you imagine what he could hide in that afro wig he wore to the first trial?
Submitted by lara on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:35pm.
He looks like Professor Farnsworth in Futurama.
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bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that is so true. NAILED IT!
http://talentedapps.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/promofarnsworth2.jpg
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
Jaysus ...he looked bad enough WITH the wig never mind without.
Poppus on Wed: I don't know , I'd maybe peek at it thru my fingers......I have enough horror in my mind.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Snow, I'd kill for a good pic of that guy douche-hatless!!
My god; what a freaking wierdo. They're going to LOVE him in prison (if you know what I mean), and it couldn't happen to a more deserving creep...
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:14pm.
Am I the only dumbshit that thought this guy was sporting his own hair?
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Call me dumbshit....me too"
Who would have thought that fro was a rug? Who would buy a rug like that?? Phil Spector, that's who!
I was fooled!
Submitted by Poppus on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:56pm.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I bet it too!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I bet that's exactly what lies under Bret Micheals bandanna and "fine European extensions".
Bleah.
oh my fucking god
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:13pm.
I think all dlisters need a hair overhaul.
KatGos is out, greasy PhiSpe is in!
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okay but if i take the gosselin's hair off of Gargamel you know what i'll get!? the same effect!
phil spector = Gargamel
He looks like something a $5.00 truckstop hooker would turn down...
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We need to elevate this bitch to the lofty heights of complete wanker. (TH when asked his opinion of Spencer Pratt)...
SpiceDong - that sounds familiar. At one point he did say it was his own hair, didn't he. Of course he's a complete liar. Ronnie Spector said he'd been threatening her with a gun for YEARS.
Submitted by JMP on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:14pm.
Am I the only dumbshit that thought this guy was sporting his own hair?
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Call me dumbshit....me too
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well, me too...but i called myself 'naive' only...lol! let's go easy on ourselves, guys!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:14pm.
Am I the only dumbshit that thought this guy was sporting his own hair?
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Call me dumbshit....me too
He looks like Professor Farnsworth in Futurama.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:27pm.
I put your avie under the tag
you faces scares me, not really it scares me
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Whadduyumean?
It's Angie without her wig!:)
SpiceDong~ it's just like every time someone famous gets busted for a DUI, then gets like 20 community service hours and a $50.00 fine.
Tis' Bullsh*t, Oui?
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"Whatever Bi-otch"
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:27pm.
I put your avie under the tag
you faces scares me, not really it scares me
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Now, this is the way to use this glorious hair!
Put it on Angie.
Like it, Carrie D?
I'm dying...between the post and the comments I'm laughing my ass off!!!! Oh man, it's time to go home. Have a good night!
M.E. are you still here? he kinda reminds me of the mobster dude from Prison Break, I can't remember his name.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Now there's a man who could benefit from a Sophisticated Reverse Mullet wig.
And, yes, despite his ridiculous hairstyles and advanced age, it never occurred to me he was wearing a wig either--though in hindsight its the only rational explanation.
Does he need a haircut, or just some carbuerator cleaner to degrease it?
Prison won't be as fun as threatening everybody with guns.
PS smoking gun rocks!
This is an infriction of his wig rights...so how come they won't allow him to wear his wig for this? Paris and all the other skanks did not have to take their weaves off when it was their turn in front of the jail lens.
But I think he'll be safe in jail...after seeing these pics not even the most desperate convict will get a hardon to hit that....he can drop the soap all he wants...I just don't see this happening....what a hideous creature. I am considering making masks molded after this to sell for Halloween.
And I always knew he was bald with a really bad taste in wigs...even though at some point he was denying it and claiming his hair was real...the nerve...real polyester that is.
No, evil - it was so crazy, I thought for sure it was his
What'd I tell ya - there's no way that plastic 35yo ho would be all up in his stuff if it wasn't for the MONEY
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 4:14pm.
Am I the only dumbshit that thought this guy was sporting his own hair?
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Nope. Me too.
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Am I the only dumbshit that thought this guy was sporting his own hair?
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Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
I think all dlisters need a hair overhaul.
KatGos is out, greasy PhiSpe is in!
LOL. I didnt know that mess wasn't his real hair...
If you are going to invest on a effing piece, why don't you get a nice one?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Molesta...
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We need to elevate this bitch to the lofty heights of complete wanker. (TH when asked his opinion of Spencer Pratt)...
his ears are so fucking huge.
Wow, you hit all those comparisons on the mark!! He is one fugly bitch.
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