Wednesday, June 10th 2009
The Penguin Called Jenny
Never before has a fugshot caused my brain to almost malfunction because of the dozens of images flying at me. I saw DEATH, an anorexic Penguin, an overcooked Gollum, Mr. Burns in need of a haircut and a methed-up Riff Raff.
Who knew that Phil Spector was hiding a mullet and some broke down plugs underneath his wig.
This mug shot is trying to lure me into the back of a van by promising me endless supplies of candy. I am not taking the candy. NO.
Send your dry cleaning bill to The Smoking Gun for providing this portrait of fugness.
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and i thought this mofo had real hair. why am i so naive?! why!?
Submitted by freebird
You KNOW his wig fell off during sexy times.
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I'm thinking that this crazy mofo had a special sex wig with a velcro chinstrap to prevent such mishaps.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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Well at least Bubba will have something to hold onto when he is riding Spector like a rented mule!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:52pm.
You left out, the old singing
preacher ghost from Poltergeist.
LOL he's the scariest thing about those movies! "God is in his holy temple..." So nightmare inducing!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I feel sorry for LANA - but that is what happens when you fuck fuglies for cash!! They feel entitled to kill you!
oh
my
gawd
he is effing freaky
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:44pm.
Angelina Jolie called, she wants her forehead back
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AHAHAHHAH!
OMG. This dude is ugly. I had NO idea he was wearing wigs. They were so horrendous that I figured that was the best his real hair could do. You KNOW his wig fell off during sexy times. EWWWWWWWW!
OK, if he was wearing wigs all that time why didn't he choose better ones. WHY???!!!
Cause he's CRAZY. You know like people who wear coats in the summer. Sane people do sane things and crazy people get wigs that look like tribbles from Star Trek.
If you're not referencing "A Fish Called Wanda" I have no idea who "Jenny" is.
You hos need to quit frontin'. You know he has your loins quivering in the hopes that he'll make a break for it and show up on your door step looking for some action.
His wig fitter has one of the worst jobs on earth!
I mean....touching THAT! ERGHH..
OK, if he was wearing wigs all that time why didn't he choose better ones. WHY???!!!
You know you're ugly when no one wants to rape you in jail.
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You left out, the old singing
preacher ghost from Poltergeist.
It's not really a mullet, it's more of a skullet-usually seen on middle aged balding men who think the long hair makes up for the baldness in the front. I love Skullets!
Migraine - at least he's not in clown make up.
*runs away screaming*
He's really going to have to work on that look if there's to be any hope of him finding a decent boyfriend in jail.
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT WHAT IS THAT? I went to refresh the page and get this?
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Making Riff Raff look like a Calvin Klein supermodel.
Dammit MK, you forgot to inform us that this picture is NOT SAFE FOR LIFE!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Wow. He really does look like a young Mr. Burns.
MK, all of your descriptions were deadon. He is a straightup mishmash of all those characters! Except he's real and he's crazy. A truly frightening person.
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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:40pm.
But his wife DID NOT marry him for his money....JUST FUCKING REMEMBER THAT.
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hahaha I was thinking the same exact thing! I bet he didn't propose without his hair. Jesus, this man is scary. Thank God he's locked up. Crazy MF!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
He will haunt my dreams tonight
*sobs uncontrollably*
i hope he rots in jail.
fuuuuuck! i knew there was fug going on but damn...there's not enough money in the world to willingly lay under this...ick....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
oh my precious....
He looks Spectorcular!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Angelina Jolie called, she wants her forehead back
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Damn, now that's some fugly.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
I believe this is to his advantage, I mean who fuck would want THAT tossin' their salad!
Okay, frightening... and fucking HYSTERICAL!!!!
LMAO @ methed up Riff Raff!
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I don't think he looks any worse, actually. Just different.
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wow.... that is really kinda shocking - he makes Gollum look quite attractive.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Why the hell are his ears so fucking big?!?!?
omg - that is truly scary. I flinched looking at that photo!
Next time give a girl some advance warning before you post a pic like that!!!
Boo!
But his wife DID NOT marry him for his money....JUST FUCKING REMEMBER THAT.
Gawd, can you imagine walking up to that horror?
*shudders uncontrollably*
This is the awesomeness that his 28 year old wife got to look up at while he was giving her the Wall of Pound? Some people will fuck ANYTHING for money!
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That is some America's Most Wanted, escaped pedophile, methed-up, serial killer shit right there. Good luck in prison, fool.
that is truly frightening.
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I don't know what you done to me but I know this much is true
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TRUE BLOOD starts this Sunday!!! WOO HOO!
how can you put riff raff and THAT in the same sentence? i hope he keeps his "true love" rachelle? after this.
That right there is what nightmare are made of.
BTW, he's 5ft???
Theheheeeee...
YAY!!! EL Bastardo, your wish is granted!!!