Shia LaOedipus Strikes Again!
Shia LaOedipus already made us all turns our heads, cross our arms and give him a side-eye for saying that if he could be with his super sexy mother, he would. Well, Shia is back for more! During an interview with Parade Magazine, they asked him where he got his sense of humor from. They probably regretted asking the question.
"My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked -- just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor."
You know, fuck Shia for giving me the image of him smoking the good shit while laughing at his parents wet humping like two seals. Since they are hippies, they are probably into doing that tantric shit on Persian rugs. The room probably smelled like patchouli, burnt weed and hot mayo. Not hilarious. Not humorous.
Shia, save this kind of shit for your deep conversations with Professor Whore Face.
Damn. When Shia and Megan have a private conversation, every light bulb in the room burns out.
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He is my favorite. His blog and photos were found at wealthy men for beautiful women personals site " *******sugarscupid. c o m" last week. Is this dude single now? Just curious.
Damn. When Shia and Megan have a private conversation, every light bulb in the room burns out
That's really good MK
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Submitted by Queen of Queens on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 11:43pm.
*raises eyebrow* holy shit
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Ok...well at least he said "seeing" this time instead of "watching".
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I am still not sure how I feel about his looks...I do know however that these young dumb celebs are pissing me off with all this TMI b.s.
Sure, spill all this personal shit now, but later on the second they have a relationship they are all tight lipped about it, like its all private...I am thinking seeing your mom naked & fuck your dad should be a lot more private than who you are dating.
He looks like a typical Russian 43-year-old with that mustache.
Not sexay for me ;)
No wonder this guy is effed up.
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I don't think I would laugh at getting to see Shia going at it with Megan! I'd want to join...
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If this is true, did anyone really expect this kid to turn out normal? No wonder he's fucked up!
I had a crush on him as Lewis Stevens. He'll always be Lewis Stevens to me. That'll never change...
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he is looking stranger and stranger
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"He is a goofy looking thing."
Yeah, but I'd still take a few mustache rides. Especially after reading this here: http://www.backstagepazz.com/search?q=shia
Shit, the more issues they have, but the better dick. It's the golden rule of sex.
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Shia will say anything to get laid won't he?
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I used to watch "Even Stevens" with my kids, so I don't find Shia "hot" cause that would be just too weird for me. But I do find him really twisted and not in a good way. In a Trent Reznor way.
I like 'em cute and fucked up.
Therapy, Shia. Lots of it. That's the ticket.
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He looks like he just stuck that up someone's vadge and he wants to smell it!
I'd fuck him!!
he wants to fuck his mom? big deal...just wait till his mom comes out and talks about how his parents were actually siblings
Submitted by Dgrin on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:54pm.
Thanks! I think he'd love it and lol about it.
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Submitted by Dgrin on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:54pm.
I love those cow couture photos! You know why he did that right? His last name means The Beef.
That was a healthy childhood (raises chola painted on eyebrows).
As for Professor Whore Face: I thought the original PWF was Sharon Stone..OH! Forgive me! My mistake SS is Professor Cunt Lips..big dif!
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i find him strangly attractive...
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I think Shia really needs to see somebody about his childhood.
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Shia really needs to shut up about his mother.
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Shia is so hot. He can take all his mommy issues out on me anytime he wants.
EvilShoe's avie is awesome and I'd love to see his reaction to it. I think he'd dig the Possum cut! It so flatters him in a sick 'n twisted way.
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TMI.
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i'm sure he was paid good money for that! i actually give him slack cuz he's not ungrateful like some twats
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he has turned out to be a nice lad, he can be so honest, free, and not judging. his parents did a good job.
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something in the milk 'ain't right with this guy...
I never gave one thought about him till all these new interviews. I kinda feel sorry for him now.
I feel so wrong that I wanna do dirty, dirty things to him in that pic. He brings out the cum whore in me and I hate myself for it! *smacks self in teefs*
Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:19pm.
I thought Parade was that free piece of trash that came in the Sunday paper. Lord I hope not. I hate to think of millions of grannies sitting down to read this after the funnies and shitting their Depends.
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I was quite the whore in my days but didn't do that stuff in front of my kids. This guy is just tacky.
I thought Parade was that free piece of trash that came in the Sunday paper. Lord I hope not. I hate to think of millions of grannies sitting down to read this after the funnies and shitting their Depends.
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Did someone just call me a whore??
*shakes tits*
hey wait when did my gender become a topic I'm a guy Guy on guy with Shia guy but a guy homey don't play dat
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Submitted by The Fly on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:01pm.
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Sorry Fly - the 'we're all whores' ref threw me.
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SHia hasn't pissed me off yet. But he should really STFU about his fucked up family.
Shia, doesn't make you more interesting, but more of a time bomb waiting to explode. Example: Shitney Smears.
Yeah, see, all I think about when I read this is the parents from Even Stevens going at it.
For some reason I have never registered the fact that he is now a 'movie star' and instead always cast back to the good old days of kiddie TV.
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