Alert The CDC! Wonky Is Single Again!
If you've got a penis, hide it in a bomb shelter or stick it in holy water, because Parasite Hilton is back on the prowl! Wonky's mutant vag will be howling for fresh dick tonight, because she is no longer infecting that d-bag who used to be on The Hills. Wonky's spokeswhore told People that the herpytale romance of our time is over!
"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy."
Your genitals should have trembled after reading that, because they are scared. Hold them and tell them it's going to be alright.
As for Doug, at least he'll always have a piece of Wonky with him. When he looks down at his wart-covered wang and the nest Wonky's crotch crustaceans built in his pube bush, he will be reminded of the beautiful moments they shared together.
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arggggh. when will she vanish permanently
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Ooops, Stock, that was actually me.
*closes windows*
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Air France goes down killing hundreds of innocent people, yet this vampid whore, Blohan, Shitney to name a few, are still parading around spreading their diseases and spawning FAS babies.
UGH!
moomarse LOL ewwwwww
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:03pm.
Respect your privacy? Fuck off. Respect my PUBLIC!
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Hear, hear!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Wonky has really bad luck in the dating department, I take it?...the best she had was Benji Madden (I have the right one right? I can't really tell the two apart, they both are either dating or have dated twats at one time or another). I think the reason why the boys break up with her is because they need to recover from the worst case of Paris' Herpes EVER...the crustaceans are just sick in the nutsack ya know?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Seriously though, I wonder if there will ever be a point in my life where I pity Paris Hilton, or whether I will always rejoice whenever her life goes to shit.
Probably the latter.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
I just read this:
A passenger from Flight 447 missed the flight and was killed in a car crash today.
AND YET Death still has no success in stalking STD Queen and succeeding in the mission.
Respect your privacy? Fuck off. Respect my PUBLIC!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
As for Doug, at least he'll always have a piece of Wonky with him.
Reminds me of a great joke... what did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
It was all staged from the beginning. When was the last time Paris has dated anyone semi good-looking --not since that sex-tape 100 yrs ago.
Don't these spokeswhores know ANYTHING other than "They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy."
fuck that shit!! GIVE US THE DIRT DAMNIT!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
WHY!! WHY do bad things happen to good people!?
I can't believe the romance of the century is over.
*sobs uncontrollably*
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
This ho's heartache is a great birthday present! Thanks Wonky!
That explains the dog-in-heat howling I've been hearing all day.
I hope he had his shots
Question is, did Wonky leave him with a tainted panty pudding sweater?
i don't annouce to people when i let loose a good one in the toilet so why does doug get too??!?!
not fair!
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Sarcasm is the reason English is my second language
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I hope he's enjoying his parting gift from her.
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