Where Is His Gorgeous Cholita Mother?
Danny Noriega, the MiserAlba look-alike from American Idol, has unleashed a new video to the world and it's a homemade wreck! Do DOS machines still exist, because this shit might have been made on one. Aw. I shouldn't say that. This wasn't homemade. I'm sure it was shot at the finest music video booth Six Flags has to offer. The effects are spellbinding. Danny's video features every standard MS Windows screensaver. That has to be a first.
Who is this Diamonique person? I bet you her real name is Crystal and she's a part-time "sales associate" at Wet Seal. Danny had to let her be in the video, because she provided the wardrobe. You know how that goes. But Danny made one huge mistake. Where is his gorgeous cholita mother? Everything Diamonique did (or didn't) do, Danny's gorgeous cholita mother could have done better! When are her perfect eyebrows going to get their time in the spotlight?
As for the song, I'm so glad this didn't come out when I was 16. I would've been bobbing my ass to this at the all-ages club thinking I was it.
She’s so pretty. I love her smile very much. A few days ago, I saw her at the rich dating club " !!! .sugarscupid.com " she posted a nice profile there. Seems she is looking for a nice guy for serious relationships.
Ok - I'll agree the video is of substandard quality, and the chick is a bit old. That being said...The song is actually really good/catchy, and give credit where credit is due people - Danny is gorgeous - he has an absolutely beautiful face. And I rarely hand out compliments, ever.
It never ceases to amaze me how people find the most ridiculous flaws (ie. armpit hair) to point out, when there is a clear lack of things to pick on.
Post your pictures. Guarantee 97% of you are mediocre looking at BEST. But more likely, heinous ass. ;-)
Peace&love.
Who is this Diamonique person?
If not his mother, she is certainly old enough to be! What a mess the whole thing is, song, her, him, video, all of it!
MeatyMoments is that true?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
lol diamonique is his sister.
THAT.
WAS.
AWESOME.
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
Is she hiding?lol
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What.A.Hot.Mess! Loved him on AI but it is extremely hard for me to continue if her is going to produce this type fuckery and is this Diamonique lady his moms friend or something. A nieghbor maybe? She is clearly to old for this shit.
OMG this was the guy that I was afraid my bf was gonna turn ghey for! LMAO I LOVE LOVE LOVE this kid!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
He is SO cute and this video is SO Dee-Lite! I love it! :)
Dominique has a strong resemblance at the beginning of the video to Jo from the Facts of Life.
I didn't think it was that bad; actually tolerable, unlike any Speidi music...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
What is with the sissy-twinks today? Do they not know about trimming the armpits? I don't know which is worse: the armpit hair, the song or the fact that he doesn't know if he is a guy or a Jessica Alba impersonator.
"I've heard of the Twilight Zone & the handicapped zone, but not the errogonous zone...okay?" - Suzanne Sugarbaker
That old lady looks like Kim Solaswigmadeofyarn with a brown wig.
furry armpits....ASCO!
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Is this real life?
Oh jeeeesus that boy needs to shave his damn armpits. There's nothing more unattractive than a muscle shirt and ur pit hair hangin out LOL and that chick is busted I mean isn't she to OLD to be in a damn teeny bopper vid
If it were 1982 this is one I definitely would have taped on my VHS player and watched over and over after school until my dad came in after work and heard him say "bitch" and made me turn it off.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
BTW, I find her right tattoo sleave (mayde of nylon) extremely klassy.
She claps like a monkey.
30 secs and it was stop button for me.
I'm sure I didn't miss anything......
It's pretty bad but I don't know, couldn't be worse than Lil' Wayne or something...
Ok... who is absolutely horrified that I actually sat through this video. Twice. And liked it.
*whispering softly to myself* Me, bitch.
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
umm at 00:54 hes the spitting image of alicia silverstone. no joke
Um. I bet Diaominique "rep'n for Cali" was born and raised in South Dakota.
This shit has to be a joke.
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I'd hook up with him cuz he has bangs.
That wouldn't make the lineup at a 6th grade talent show.
Ok, I thought that WAS his mother.
And 2: Don't hate! This is the twink that should replace Britney. Give the boy some dollars, dude!
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I thought that was Julia Louis Dreyfus in the video for a second. Now that would have been hilarious.
"I suspect Dominique is his "cool" aunt who buys him alcohol and cigarettes and he can talk with her about boyfriend troubles."
Nail, meet head.
I buy this answer.
I can't wait to see alanis morrissettes take on this.
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the fuck?
That old woman in the background isn't his mom? Who's not gonna buy this song.....Me Bitch.
Diamonique is a cholita version of Belinda Metz (search Belinda Metz on youtube if you need a good laugh).
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
I didn't know Atreyu could sing.
ARTAX!
Reminds me of the time I had a band Nit Clips back in the day and my Aunt Jackie just had to show out at a local gig. Needless to say, the group broke up the next day.
*yes, names have been changed to protect the band. NOT my Aunt Jackie. She still gets the side eye even though she's on a walker.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
who IS this? i barely made to 15 seconds...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by benjib on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:39pm.
Man, I can't stand queeny twinks like him. But it's always fun to take guys away from them since they think they're such hot shit. haha, good times
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Should I assume you are an Alpha Male? ;-)
I can't stop looking at his hairy armpits. A lady boy should never have hairy pits...
Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 9:34pm.
OK, let me start by saying I think Danny is just as talented as any other pop star out there and very unique. I enjoy the song and would probably download it for working out. He is adorable and I love his look.
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LMAO!!!! Uh, Get outa' my head. 'Cuz even though I wouldn't admit it here, I will totally be listening to this on the elliptical one day in the near future. *flail*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
OK, let me start by saying I think Danny is just as talented as any other pop star out there and very unique. I enjoy the song and would probably download it for working out. He is adorable and I love his look. Having said that, this shit is funny:
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:17pm.
Okay, humor me: what does TMTH stand for?
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Just a guess but Totally Masculine Thai Hooker?
Who is that old lady in the video? She's weirding me out.
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He needs to put a barette (LOLZ) in his hair. I got tired of watching him push it out of his eyes.
This video right here represents everything that is wrong with the music industry today. Sucks.
Oh, Hell YES, DOS still exists. Every command at the C:/ prompt is DOS. Windows is based on DOS and now just obscures it
I wasn't going to watch this video until I read all of your comments, then I *had* to and I was not disappointed!! From the lyrics, to the production value, this is high art as MK would say. Valiant effort by Danny and dare I say I found that more entertaining than anything Glammy turns out. This video brings the dancing and the laughs. P.S. I found out Danny's twitter is @TheDannyNoriega we must inundate him with compliments on a job well done!
**Social trends are social engineering.**
Pfft, that bastard ripped off my look. Though, I shouldn't be admitting that.
That being said, he wears more lipstick than my mom.
The older lady in the video reminds me of one of those moms of your friends who try to act really hip when you visit their kid at their house.
She'll use all the current slang and offer to drive you places and pick you up, and you even take her up on it, but after a while you get tired of her trying to0 hard to dress like you, and also her 1994 Volvo creeps you out when she blasts the Dashboard Confessional and tries to slap My Chemical Romance stickers on the bumper.
No matter how current she is, she's always twenty years too old, and at least a year behind.
And you so want to run away from home and live on the streets, but you'll miss having your own room, dinner at 6pm daily, and someone to feel your forehead whenever you have a headache.
Where was I... Oh yes, Danny Noriega sucks, but in a way that makes people feel better about their own various mediocrities.
He's like Lady Gaga then, with slightly less notoriety, and a smaller penis.
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ubmitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:17pm.
Okay, humor me: what does TMTH stand for?
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Just a guess but Totally Masculine Thai Hooker?
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AHAHAHHAHHHHH! Good one!
I'm waiting for Jimmy Bocca and ricki lakes take on this.
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Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:17pm.
Okay, humor me: what does TMTH stand for?
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Just a guess but Totally Masculine Thai Hooker?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
oh. my. god.
i can't look past the armpits' hair.
they hypnotized me to keep looking at this $20 video.
"your armpit hair scares me 24/7, danny..!!!!"
jesus help me. por favor.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:36pm.
"SOME PEOPLE WEREN'T LIKIN' IT!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I remember that! I can't believe I lasted 52 seconds.
Danny needs to go ahead and have "the operation". Such the little annoying bitch he is.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:41pm.
It was a fun romp. I'll give it a 6 for dancability. But the pit hair was too much.
Armpit hair is still pubic hair...I think.
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Spiedi Credo: How do we, as uninteresting people without any visible talents or distinguishing features, get people to pay us not to do anything?