Where Is His Gorgeous Cholita Mother?
Danny Noriega, the MiserAlba look-alike from American Idol, has unleashed a new video to the world and it's a homemade wreck! Do DOS machines still exist, because this shit might have been made on one. Aw. I shouldn't say that. This wasn't homemade. I'm sure it was shot at the finest music video booth Six Flags has to offer. The effects are spellbinding. Danny's video features every standard MS Windows screensaver. That has to be a first.
Who is this Diamonique person? I bet you her real name is Crystal and she's a part-time "sales associate" at Wet Seal. Danny had to let her be in the video, because she provided the wardrobe. You know how that goes. But Danny made one huge mistake. Where is his gorgeous cholita mother? Everything Diamonique did (or didn't) do, Danny's gorgeous cholita mother could have done better! When are her perfect eyebrows going to get their time in the spotlight?
As for the song, I'm so glad this didn't come out when I was 16. I would've been bobbing my ass to this at the all-ages club thinking I was it.
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he's totally a miseralba lookalike
am i allowed to like the video / song? i kind of dig it...
It was a fun romp. I'll give it a 6 for dancability. But the pit hair was too much. I would have expected that kind of pit rug from Diamonique, I'm sure she's got a forest down below.
Man, I can't stand queeny twinks like him. But it's always fun to take guys away from them since they think they're such hot shit. haha, good times
"SOME PEOPLE WEREN'T LIKIN' IT!"
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Did Brit Brit pass on this? Somehow I can see her lip synching this while gyrating around a pole...
I don't know who Danny Noriega is, and I don't care who buys my drinks...cuz someone always does! Booom baby!!! Cuz I'm sexeh!
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So they stood in front of a green screen the entire time and edited this on Windows Moviemaker?
Alrighty then....
Who's still bitter about AI?'
You bitch!
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I really hate flamboyant queens.
Wow, I don't know if I've ever heard that much audio-tune in one song before.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:17pm.
Okay, humor me: what does TMTH stand for?
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Too much to handle. DUHHHHHH.
No! I actually had to google that shit.
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Is dancing to that catchy lil ditty right now. That reminds me of the 'first music videos' back in the 80s. The first music station had a yule log burning.
Okay, humor me: what does TMTH stand for?
"I bet you her real name is Crystal and she's a part-time "sales associate" at Wet Seal"............Im cracking up.
This is actually going to be my new Chola anthem!
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I suspect Dominique is his "cool" aunt who buys him alcohol and cigarettes and he can talk with her about boyfriend troubles.
1. I was surprised to see hair under Danny's arms
2. I think Diamonique is really a man
3. The song had a Shitney sound to it
"As for the song, I'm so glad this didn't come out when I was 16. I would've been bobbing my ass to this at the all-ages club thinking I was it."
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Oh bitch please. I'm 21 and I will be shaking my ass to this when I go out (if I ever hear it, of course!) HAHA, because I'm douchey like that. XD
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haha this could have been a lot worse...the beat is actually not so bad..good for him.
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Kind of a catchy little diddy.
Who?
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He's on my Internet twenny-fo' seven! We'll I did make it through the whole song so I'll grade him a C. It certainly could have been worse.
"Submitted by Clio on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 8:02pm.
"Who's gonna buy my drinks?"
"YOU, BITCH!"
Amazing. This is so bad."
I wonder if this pick-up line would actually work.
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Submitted by cathylulu on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 7:58pm.
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You'd be better off spamming for Mymormonlove.com on this thread sweetie.
@D Loaf & ST: off for a date w/Spandex Bitch - nite you two!
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Viper in the bosom.
I think Danny has already predicted our collective opinion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMlvpXG-4j4&feature=related
Hey Elmo,
If he already knew then WHY???
Now I'm always going to associate hairy pits with MiserAlba. And Diamonique had some serious train tracks on her forehead!
"Who's gonna buy my drinks?"
"YOU, BITCH!"
Amazing. This is so bad.
Submitted by B-J-B-J-B on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 7:49pm.
Shouldn't he be asking who's gonna listen to this shit.
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No, he already knows the answer to that question.
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I think Diamonique was chosen because she was the only person they could find who was more irritating than Ms. Noriega.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 7:52pm.
Did he start out by giving a shout out to the TMNT's?
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Hahahaha!
Bitch needs to shave his pits.
The Arena is the club you were thinking of. Don't lie... I went there too.
Not much different from the shit Lady Gaga puts out.
Classic FAIL!
P.S. I had totally forgotten about the music booths where you could do music videos. That is a blast from the past.
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"Ick. Nast."
Did he start out by giving a shout out to the TMNT's?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Shouldn't he be asking who's gonna listen to this shit.