Jeremy Piven Is Still Going On About That Mercury Poisoning Shit
Jeremy Piven is in NYC to continue arbitration with the producers of Speed of the Plow. The producers want Piven to pay up for abruptly bouncing out of the show causing ticket sales to dive. Piven cried "mercury poisoning", because he claims he ate too much sushi. (Insert Pig Pen pussy joke here).
The producers think something in the milk ain't clean about that whole mercury poisoning crap, but it's a serious matter for Piven. Piven told Michigan Avenue Magazine (via Page Six) that the real truth about the dangers of mercury will soon be revealed, "The Obama administration came out and said the No. 1 chemical problem in the world is mercury . . . there will be a lot of documentaries coming out showing what happens when you have too much mercury in your system." Then Piven joked, "It sounds like some crazy rich man's disease."
Maybe Piven had a little mercury poisoning, but the real reason why he quit that bitch had to do with the permanent case of douche flu he suffers from. And the cokey-litis he comes down with every now and again didn't help matters.
It's like when a dumb ho calls in sick to work and you know they are really just going to the beach to sun their nalgas. Then they come in the next day whining about how they were on death's door. You try not to slap their ass while staring at their new natural blonde highlights and sunburn. Piven, I can see your new highlights and sunburn. Just stop!
SPOILER ALERT: The "dumb ho" was me.
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I've been that dumb ho calling in sick to work when everyone knew I was okay...
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I hope the producers take him to court and make him show the medical records.
The Pivenator is due for an overhaul. Forget that mop top, I say he needs to go Gosselin.
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He is such a whiny little bitch. Funny how he wasn't too sick to be photographed out partying the day after he said he was too sick to work.
Anyone remember him in "Lucas" with Corey Haim?
http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jeremy_piven_3.jpg
He was almost bald before he was even legal...
Weak, Piven. Very weak...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 10:06am.
Mercury poisoning from raw fish explains why the Japanese and Koreans are so unproductive.
I love it!! This guy just makes my skin crawl for some reason, I DONT get why everyone loves him or thinks he's an amazing actor. If he WAS an amazing actor he would have actually had the balls to do 8 performances a week, and not be a pampered star who cant handle the intense schedule of a Broadway actor.
I didnt think Mercury was that bad, I used to play with it when I was younger and I'm fine
Submitted by Snoogle on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 9:36am.
Come sit at uncool kids table with me. I hate sushi as well, fact is, it makes me gag.
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Yipee! I am not alone...My husband will eat it occassionally for lunch, but he is fairly finicky about what kinds he gets...I just cannot get over the taste, the texture, the smell, everything is just wrong about it & I love seafood. The only part of a sushi meal I can stomach is the sake, a taste of the wasabi & some of the pickled ginger.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 9:08am.
Please let him walk down that street in San Fran and let that damn bird peck his wig off.
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hahahaha...and fly away with it make a cosy nest for its babies.
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oh Hekki, sadly I remember that too, I also remember him from Ellen~also bald and chubby.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
I fondly remember him as the guy who was trashed in "Say Anything" and had Lloyd Dobbler scream " you must chill!" at him.
Also, I think that our bodies are pretty well-equipped to deal with toxins, so unless you're loading your liver with too many chemicals, you'll be able to deal with a little mercury. (Unless you're taxing your liver and system with booze and drugs and crap food...) Cilantro and parsley help bind and remove heavy metals from the body, too.
And why get hung up on mercury? We're bomarded with so much other shit in our water supply and air and food. If you want to start being paranoid, you'll have plenty of fodder.
He looks...
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Mercury poisoning from raw fish explains why the Japanese and Koreans are so unproductive.
He was on "Seinfeld" back in the day. He played the actor playing George on their sitcom for NBC. He was (obviously) bald and chubby back then. HA HA HA HA HA.
I suppose the people who watch "Entourage" are too young to have watched that, and they wouldn't recognize him if they had. But *I* remember, Jeremy...
Remember how he was on "ellen" and was BALD? He has such a "I am a complete douche" vibe.
This wormy little midget makes my skin crawl. No wonder he can't get laid. Barph!
His character on "Entourage" is based on one of Rahm Emanuels' brothers, his other bro is a Doctor.
Anylametrivia, I'm not a fan and don't care that he called in Pussy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ah I thought I recognised thye title... can't believe they're still doing a production of that, Madonna was in it like over 20 years ago!
You always see little clips of it in those Vadge docos they do.
Oh, boo hoo. This one doesn't want to work. I would take his job (and the money) any day over my 9-5, as I'm sure loads of Americans would (expecially all of the unemployed people out there). I hope they sue the pants off of him.
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Yum, this thread is making me hungry & its only 9:30! Fuck, I know what I'm having for lunch!
Be careful if you have Mercury in your house (not that I think you would) this lady had some that broke out of a thermometer, she called the cops who called HazMat and after they came in suits and all that shit it they sent her a bill for thousands. They said to call, just don't tell you that it'll cost ya.
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He's an idiot. It blows my mind that they think we buy the dehydration/mercury poisoning/exhaustion etc. bullshit. Shut up about mercury, you're only reminding us that you couldn't lay off the blow!
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Submitted by gia on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 9:34am.
I am so uncool because I freaking hate sushi...I have tried it a few times to give it a chance & I so wanted to like it because people rave about it so much, but I just cant get into it...
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Come sit at uncool kids table with me. I hate sushi as well, fact is, it makes me gag.
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Hiding behind Obama's skirt? Love it. Yeah, try and criticize NOW. Obama sayz...
I am so uncool because I freaking hate sushi...I have tried it a few times to give it a chance & I so wanted to like it because people rave about it so much, but I just cant get into it...
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 9:14am.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 9:08am.
Please let him walk down that street in San Fran and let that damn bird peck his wig off.
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Yeah really. Piven's wig kinda reminds me of Uncle Lewis's wig from "Christmas Vacation", minus the Grecian 5 treatment, of course.
http://content9.flixster.com/question/56/64/45/5664455_std.jpg
"Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 9:11am.
Hahaha...I too hate when dumb twats call in sick, phoning first thing in the morning with their fake coughs, sounding like they have a cock in their mouth, then showing up the next day all perky & refreshed with a new hair cut.....CUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTTSSSSS!! Kay feel better now and yeah Piven's a douche."
Hahaha TOTALLY! Or the hos who, "coincidentally," always seem to be sick on Mondays or Fridays but don't think anybody notices that pattern. Uh, yeah. Dumbasses.
huh? I eat a lot of sushi too, one day I did some blood work that tested for heavy metals, I thought for sure I would get high mercury levels. Surprisingly my mercury level was normal and I had high LEAD levels instead.
Too much Speed, not enough Plow. Sorry for the perez link, but it had the best pictures.
http://perezhilton.com/?p=39341&cp=2
Sushi- Shmushi.
I'm eating it like there's no tomorrow and I'm fiiiiiiine.
He just peeps because he needs to stay relevant.
Nice try.
Hahaha...I too hate when dumb twats call in sick, phoning first thing in the morning with their fake coughs, sounding like they have a cock in their mouth, then showing up the next day all perky & refreshed with a new hair cut.....CUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTTSSSSS!! Kay feel better now and yeah Piven's a douche.
Did anyone catch Neil Patrick Harris' dig at Piven during the Tonys show? Harris came out eating a plate of sushi touting its "stimulating" virtues. Very funny!
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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Please let him walk down that street in San Fran and let that damn bird peck his wig off.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
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He must have gotten the Mercury poisoning when he shoved an old thermometer up his arse.
I wonder if he got some of the Mercury from eating Turtle?
The Piv is so boring. Snoozeville.
That is all.
Seriously MK, was Speed of the Plow supposed to be a joke? Get your Sanka, bro! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by gia on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 8:57am.
I have always hated this guys face, I want to kick it in...I never understood how people thought he was hot. He rubs me the wrong way big time.
THANK YOU! HAAAATE HIM!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
SPEED THE PLOW, not "Speed of the Plow."
Yeah, Madonna was in it in the 80's and she got ripped apart. I've seen clips, she's really not good. Julia Roberts and Katie Holmes are probably better theater actors than Madonna. Ouch.
Jeremy Piven is a douche, but I'd hit it. I've had a thing for douches lately. I would rip that rug off his head while he was hittin' it and hopefully he would spit in my face and smack me around a little bit out of anger. Oh wait, I'm not a hooker so I guess I have no chance with him. Damn.
F the mercury claims, Piv, we all know that it was actually your wig glue seeping into your brain!
Love Entourage, though. I <3 Johnny Drama.
I have always hated this guys face, I want to kick it in...I never understood how people thought he was hot. He rubs me the wrong way big time.
Submitted by Franniiv3 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 8:50am.
Wasn't Vadge in Speed the plow once?
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Yes Franni.. and the critics all said she sucked hard. The bitch couldn't act her way out of wet paper bag.
On topic: I loathe this bag of douchery.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 8:49am.
Ugh. Can a guy be a twat? Cuz me thinks he is a twat!
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Maybe he and Shia can have a twat-off.
Mercury poisoning from raw fish..ha! thats like saying you got the clap from a toilet seat. It aint neva gonna happen.
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