Mission Impossible IV: The Hunt For Tommy Girl's Sanity
Since Tom Cooze's last two movies (that Nazi cacaness and that lamb shit) didn't even make enough money to cover his monthly anal bleaching bill, he is going back to a sure thing: the Mission Impossible series. J.J. Abrams tells TVGuide (via Coming Soon) that he will once again deal with Tommy's craziness in order to produce Mission Impossible 4.
J.J. said, "I am incredibly honored that Tom has invited me back as a producer on Mission: Impossible 4. Tom and I have come up with a really cool idea we are pursuing."
Joo know what's a mission impossible? Getting me to see a Tom Cooze movie without lying to me by saying that the theater makes their popcorn with Valium oil and that they sell Junior Weed Mints at the counter. Okay, can somebody please start selling Junior Weed Mints. Thank you.
I hope the "cool idea" they are pursuing is casting Suri Cruise as the villainess with anti-depressants as her henchmen.
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You know what a "COOL" idea would be Abrams?
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: 4 TOM TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!
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errrr...i thought tommy was funny in "tropic thunder"...bye...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Poor brainwashed little tommygirl.
he wears pink so well! Tommy Girl...give making movies a rest...you are not that great anymore, and your kwazy ways have done you in... I recently saw Tropic Thunder, and he seemed to enjoy shaking his money maker...made me wonder why he just won't come out of the damn closet once and for all...
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 1:16pm.
provy: i think weed Junior Mints should be one of our first products.
sounds good too me. and instead of a mint leaf on the box there will be a weed leaf. this idea writes itself
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Why is it that every picture of Tomothra she looks more and more like some cheezy car saleswoman? The stupid grin, the dumb ass thumbs up (lord only know how many man twats that thumb has been) and that BLOUSE!! Good god woman!
So it's either Tom Cruise, "Mr. Lohan", or "Mr. Spears"?
*sticks pens into eyes*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by KL on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:05am.
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Are you another Scicho mole? Get real.
GMD was good in Jerry Maquire but that was more the supporting actors and director. One film where I enjoyed Renee, other than Empire Records.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Tom Cooze... oh, MK, you once again have made my day.
I've noticed I can only stomach him in movies where he plays a douche. My favorite movie ever is Magnolia, and I loved Interview with the Vampire and Collateral. Are these Mission Impossible movies any good? I don't think I can stomach any where he's a hero, but I always love a good movie.
However pay attention to what he does:
1. He treat his wifes well,
- His wifes? You mean He has more than one? And by well, do you mean making them give up their own beliefs and religion because he's such a super guy?
You know he's gay, right?
2. He is a devoted parent - estrict? yes, I do not see anything wrong with it. They are decent young adults; Suri? yes she is spoiled - maybe, but she also work hard, practice this practice that.
- Devoted parent? So Super dad who ships his non-bio kids off to $cieno Militia camps , meanwhile, the alleged bio-kid gets shopping sprees.
The Alternatives?
I'll take a Nicole Richie over this asswipe any day. Now, go heat up a Hot Pocket, turn on your TV and STFU!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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- Impossible Missions, *rim shot*"
Hahahahaha!! DAMN!!.
-"Submitted by KL on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:05am."
It's your opinion and it should be respected and all, but for the sake of argument... your rant doesn't make sense at all. As others have said, have you seen how haggard Katie has been looking lately? is that normal to you? really?. Does she look happy, at least?. And what about the fucked up "rules" they have set up for Suri? is that normal to you?.
Also there is a fine line between being "strict" and being a "tyrant" and seems to me that Cruise is on the tyrant side and loves it. He and he alone knitted his rope, thread by thread with his Scientology diatribes, him attacking Brooke Shields and saying stupid uneducated crap. He was being just way too obnoxious, so his "boss" kicked his ass to the curb. It also doesn't help that the Scientology abuses were being aired left and right.
Papa Spears and Fucktard Lohan are just the complete opposite of Cruise, nothing more, and even IF they make Cruise look "better", it doesn't MAKE him a better parent.
Um... you'll know eventually if your parenting schemes are good, but TV by itself is not BAD. TV is as bad as the people watching it. It's about people tastes. PC/console games are bad/good depending on how much time you allow your kids to play and what type of games you let your kids play and it's exactly the same for TV. It's not rocket science.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I bet Will Smith has fond memories of that thumb.
Also, Tammy seems to have a good hair plug job over the last few years but in this photo she appears to be wearing a rug?
Discuss!
Tammy has had some recent plastic surgery on her face and neck, including a chin implant. The work was oviously very good.
Does anyone know the name of her surgeon? Was it the one in Brazil?
Thanks!
Evilshoe - LOL and thanks!
Where the fuck does one even begin with Shia LeDouche?
mmm...kay,
1 year 44 weeks
My God, what took you so long?!? Nonetheless, welcome! You want to post about Shia don't ya? lol kidding
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:23am.
I'll agree with you (if he has the right role). I pisses me off that he is such a loon and I can't like him. I even refuse to see his movies anymore because I can't support scientology.
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I can't watch his movies because he's become a loon. I thought he was one of the stable movie stars in Hollywood, but he proved to be just as crazy, if not more.
Just his actions over the last couple of years turned off so many people because it seemed out of character.
What a way to ruin a perfectly good career *LOL*
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Submitted by KL on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:05am.
(for those who do not like him "CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVE")
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By chance, do you happen to like Brangelina?
Sorry KL, I have to disagree. Anyone who keeps his wife on a 3-inch leash isn't a good husband in my eyes, and anyone who parades his daughter around in front of the paparazzi isn't a good father.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:18am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:15am.
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Top Gun is even better knowing the two leads are gay. I wonder if they had vomit bucket after each kissing scene?
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My first thought: Val Kilmer is GAY??? Then I remembered Kelly McWhatshernuts.
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Jazzfish - Thanks man!
Submitted by mmm...kay on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:23am.
Jazzfish - Ms. Aniston? Nope, I'm new.
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Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:21am.
I'm going to get shot down for this, but Tom Cruise is a pretty decent actor ~dunking the tomatoes~
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I'll agree with you (if he has the right role). I pisses me off that he is such a loon and I can't like him. I even refuse to see his movies anymore because I can't support scientology.
Jazzfish - Ms. Aniston? Nope, I'm new.
Submitted by mmm...kay on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:17am.
I've been lurking long enough and finally decided to post. You hot sluts make my day with your comments! Keep it up!
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Is that you, Ms. Aniston?
I'm going to get shot down for this, but Tom Cruise is a pretty decent actor ~dunking the tomatoes~
He can actually do some serious acting and if given the right role, he can make it work. But it is that friggin' Scientology and hooking up with Kate Holmes that has ruined his career. He really too that crap too seriously and he let his inner weirdo out for everyone to see.
Suddenly all his fans (older women who were teenagers back in his "Risky Business" days) see him as a self-important little creep. Tom is becoming a caricature of himself and at his age, this is very dangerous. There are so many other actors coming up (like Bradley Cooper) who can take the leading male role away from him.
Mission: Impossible 4???? I don't know, Tom. Time to re-invent yourself. You are drinking from the same well for too long.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:18am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:15am.
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Top Gun is even better knowing the two leads are gay. I wonder if they had vomit bucket after each kissing scene?
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My first thought: Val Kilmer is GAY??? Then I remembered Kelly McWhatshernuts.
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Although, Val and Tom kissing is a stirring image.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:15am.
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Top Gun is even better knowing the two leads are gay. I wonder if they had vomit bucket after each kissing scene?
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My first thought: Val Kilmer is GAY??? Then I remembered Kelly McWhatshernuts.
KL- If TV is cartelled at your house, your kids are probably going to their friends to watch it illegally.
Submitted by KL on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:05am.
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I'm going to guess that your lack of TV has less to do with great parenting and more to do with the fact that your country just got electricity.
I've been lurking long enough and finally decided to post. You hot sluts make my day with your comments! Keep it up!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 10:49am.
PSL - I agree 100%. Cocktail and Top Gun are a couple of my favorite movies.
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Top Gun is even better knowing the two leads are gay. I wonder if they had vomit bucket after each kissing scene?
Submitted by KL on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 11:05am.
However pay attention to what he does: 1. He treat his wifes well, 2. He is a devoted parent -
I wish Tom and family the very best. AND THANK YOU FOR BEING A GOOD ROLE MODEL AS A HUSBAND.
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You CANNOT be serious about this!! None of us really has any idea what goes on beyond closed doors, so I am not going to slam Cruise too hard, but have you noticed Katie has not been the same since they got married?? I honestly think he is devoted to one thing & that is certainly not his wife & kids, its Scientology. Just because he doesnt beat them or do drugs doesnt mean he deserves husband or father of the year awards.
Uvula - Yes, flip a pen and chomp on gum. Damn Iceman was some hot shit back then.
*youtubes volleyball scene*
LOL at KL!!!!!!
Ewwww !
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*reads KL's rant*
Xenu is calling you. It's time for another audit session.
Um...Suri is a baby. She should work hard on toilet training.
Whaaaa????
Rosie?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
what the fuck?
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
I know many people do not like TC because his religion or philosophy - whatever!
However pay attention to what he does: 1. He treat his wifes well, 2. He is a devoted parent - estrict? yes, I do not see anything wrong with it. They are decent young adults; Suri? yes she is spoiled - maybe, but she also work hard, practice this practice that.
It is realy hard not to use TV or video games this times.
I am not a scientologist, but I did not owed a TV for 10 years, my oldest was 11, the youngest was 8 when we first got out 15 inch TV, we did watch movies with a projector and PCs, they did play video games, but TV was strickly cartelled.
I think it helps the kids to be grounded.
Before attacking Mr Cruise, please consider the alternative = Mr Lohan, Mr Spears, and others... I think Tom is OK. Not perfect, but I do support his work.
His last 2 movies did not do well, because of the subject matter and the conflict with his old boss, it is all politics.
I wish Tom and family the very best. AND THANK YOU FOR BEING A GOOD ROLE MODEL AS A HUSBAND.
(for those who do not like him "CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVE")
Magnolia.