Dreamboat..... Oh, I Don't Need To Finish This Shit
When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you should tell yourself is, "Pete Doherty got arrested today." You know, so you won't have a heart attack when you open up the internet and read that Pete Doherty got arrested today.
This is the second time this week that Dreamboat has found himself behind bars. The Guardian says that Dreamy was pulled over in Gloucester on suspicion of DUI. When they searched his car, they found a prayer book and a knitting kit. No, they found drugs. He was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and possession of drugs.
Dreamy is currently keeping it sexy in a jail cell.
Earlier this week, Dreamy was busted in Switzerland after he shot himself up with a needle in the bathroom of an airplane. They slapped him on the wrist, said "BAD CRACKIE" and then released him back into the wild.
In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled.
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I said it before, he should totally head over to St. Lucia and kick it with Amy while her record company is still dumb enough to pay for her "working vacation".
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M.E:
Ooops I already posted it...
What's open post??
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Talking about drugs...This recently happend in my crappy town!!
WARNING IT'S a GRAFFIC STORY:
http://www.turnto23.com/east_county/19473681/detail.html
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BCAW - wait till open post for the story.
he looks like Chastity Bono with a five o-clock shadow...Petey makes me want to bathe in bleach...his nastiness just seeps through the monitor....on a better note...looks like Europe is the place to be if you are a complete drugged out fuck up...noone ever keeps you locked up for long! Wheres my ticket???
No way! Two weeks?! BITCH!
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Hahaha lmao M.E Meth Town *there's a sad local story I wanna show you! I"m not sure if it world wide news)
Hey Stoney and Snow piece!!
Yup this whore has 2wks off work :-)
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Don't worry Pete, I'll always love you!
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Gawd he's gross looking. Why do they keep releasing him? lol he gets slaps on the wrists time and time again`
What the hell is that front tooth running towards? A crack bit lodged in the other side of his mouth?
@louise- and probably butt raped for good measure! How the hell do you shoot up on a plane...if your sickness is that bad, death is right around the corner!!!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
BCAW IS HERE?!?!?!?!?!
WHAT'S SHAKING IN METH TOWN HOOKER!?!?!??
@ britneys cheap...best. avie. ever.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Hah! It's the Goss in a three wolf t-shirt! Brilliant!
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I just wanna know about the kitties....
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Petey needs to get on heroin. He looks so much cuter when he's thin.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
OMG! THAT ISN'T ME!!!!! Jimmy, you goddamn hooker ho! You're the one constantly huffing farts you malicious queen.
I want pete to fart in my face! I love smelling crackhead farts. SO TASTY!! YUMMMY!
LOL I wouldn't be surprised if they DID find a prayer book and a knitting kit in his car, along with the drugs of course. Pete's a strange guy!
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It's too bad he can't get his shit together because this guy really is an awesome song writer. Listen to the Babyshambels songs.. The Lost Art of Murder... Love You But You're Green... This Is For Lovers...GREAT TUNES. Listen to the studio cut!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/11/2009 -
LOL! You don't think showing up in person is an excessive request for a star of his stature?
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I think he's being let off easy as he is guilty of frequent oxygen theft.
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"What in the hell do you have to do to really be arrested in Europe. Hell, it seems like they should just send him a weekly arrest notice in the mail."
Law enforcement in the UK is a joke. The police are not allowed to carry firearms. I once knew a Scottish woman whose brother in law was an undercover police officer who investigated drug cartels and when he was surrounded by gun-toting gangsters he could not carry a gun.
This same woman told me that a man she knew in high school who dated a notorious slut. During an argument she told her bf that she'd given him AIDS and he killed her. Blood tests later proved them both HIV negative, and he only got 6 years for her death. Now I can understand why someone might react violently if their partner said they'd given them AIDS but 6 years for an intentional slaying?
Master Blaster~ truer words have never been spoken. :)
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"I'm Not an Alcoholic, I'm a Wine Connoisseur!"
Arrested and released to "rehab" immmediately no doubt.....
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"I'm Not an Alcoholic, I'm a Wine Connoisseur!"
Hey Petey the FUCK-UP Hall of Fame called, they want to know if you will be picking your Lifetime Achievement Award in person or will you be sending Wino in your place?
Is his music any good? I forget that he is sometimes because I only read about his false drug arrests. Someone help that girl, STAT!!!!!
If any of us shot up in an airplane, we'd be charged with terrorism and whatever else they could throw at us.
Just lock the fucker up for good! He belongs in jail!
Hai you guys! Did I miss anything?
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-Patsy Stone
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 12:06pm.
It was high time for a Pete post. Next up.....Shitney goes bonkers again
...and after that, Hohan is still orange and can't get her fingers outta her mouth.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Why does no one properly charge him?
If that needle story and the drugs in the car happened to a 'normal' person, they would be treated stricter, I think.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77
Hell, it seems like they should just send him a weekly arrest notice in the mail.
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That's awesome! They should make it a standing appointment every week. Every Tuesday at 3:30pm Pete walks into his local stationhouse where someone yells, "You're under arrest!" He counts 10 Mississippi's, turns and says, "See you blokes next week!"
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LOL! You don't think showing up in person is an excessive request for a star of his stature?
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 12:06pm.
The most photogenic man in the world.
For real! He never takes a pic that's not interesting.
Ugh...
A Petey Post makes me miss our DUDE!
Where art thou DUDE??? You are missed love!
Submitted by jazzfish_77
Hell, it seems like they should just send him a weekly arrest notice in the mail.
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That's awesome! They should make it a standing appointment every week. Every Tuesday at 3:30pm Pete walks into his local stationhouse where someone yells, "You're under arrest!" He counts 10 Mississippi's, turns and says, "See you blokes next week!" and the fine is immediately deducted from his bank account. No strain on the taxpayer, the police can focus on fighting crime and this no longer becomes news. A win for all!
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Still the fattest drug addict I've ever seen. I am also stealing this "In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" as my new sig.
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my skin crawls whenever I see a pic of this guy. I can smell his breath from here.
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Ooh sugar don't you hurry
You've got me here all night
Just close your eyes and hold on tight
Ooh baby don't stop, don't stop
Go deeper baby deeper
You feel so good I'm gonna cry
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"When they searched his car, they found a prayer book and a knitting kit."
MK, you are killing me today!
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Dreamboat has a prescription for those drugs from his dealer!
Uvula - he swapped the crack for Heroin. I assume anyway.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 12:06pm.
The most photogenic man in the world.
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Oh, totally. Beckham who??
Finally, a new post. Sorry but those Brett pics were making me ill, hate seeing peoples injuries.
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They found DRUGS!!!??? I thought Pete was clean and sober!
One thing that always baffles me is how anyone ever dated this person. He is possibly the grossest human being EVER. Whenever I see a picture of him, I automatically wonder how awful he must smell. It's like an instant response to his face.
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