Thursday, June 11th 2009

Dreamboat..... Oh, I Don't Need To Finish This Shit

When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you should tell yourself is, "Pete Doherty got arrested today." You know, so you won't have a heart attack when you open up the internet and read that Pete Doherty got arrested today.

This is the second time this week that Dreamboat has found himself behind bars. The Guardian says that Dreamy was pulled over in Gloucester on suspicion of DUI. When they searched his car, they found a prayer book and a knitting kit. No, they found drugs. He was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and possession of drugs.

Dreamy is currently keeping it sexy in a jail cell.

Earlier this week, Dreamy was busted in Switzerland after he shot himself up with a needle in the bathroom of an airplane. They slapped him on the wrist, said "BAD CRACKIE" and then released him back into the wild.

In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled.

Posted by: Michael K


EastEndGirl's picture

Migraine,

We wish.

A slap on the wrist for shooting up in a plane. Wow.

jazzfish_77's picture

He so wants to be Sid Vicious, but he's too much of a pussy.

madam s.'s picture

The most photogenic man in the world.

jazzfish_77's picture

What in the hell do you have to do to really be arrested in Europe. Hell, it seems like they should just send him a weekly arrest notice in the mail.

Migraine Sally's picture

It was high time for a Pete post. Next up.....Shitney goes bonkers again.

KD's picture

Just last week I said we were due for a Pete Post and here it is.

sophie_003's picture

Well I for one think this was a bigger suprise than Adam Lambert coming out of the closet. I don't know how much more I can take in one week!

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snuffy's picture

he's a fucktard and everything, but he's not talentless... ok the blood paintings didn't take any talent, but i love his music.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

He's looking kind of puffy for a crackhead.

RichBitch's picture

When's he gonna just die? He's talentless anyway.

M.E.'s picture

Idiot.

Master Blaster's picture

Yawn-inducing. Do these people ever get bored with themselves?

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