Thursday, June 11th 2009
Jacko's Jacked Up Ear
Not only is Jacko's face falling apart, but so is his ear! The Daily Mail points out that Jacko's ear can't take his fugness anymore, so it's slowly eating itself! No, apparently doctors butchered his ears for cartilage to save his wrecked nose. That means he's got an nose-ear on his face!
So now you know that the next time you need to tell Jacko a secret, whisper into his nose. Womp, womp. I'll see myself out.
MJ is God.
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Maybe they put the skin from his ass on his face also.
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I think he would have been such an attractive grown man if he'd left himself be. Ugh.
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This post is retarded. If you look, he's wearing glasses which make his ears poke downwards, just like *gasp* other people who wear glasses! Oh my, what a shortage of news we have to report today.
Okay, the Peter Pan obession has gone way too far. Also he has to decide if he wants to look like a little white boy or a middle-aged white woman.
jacko's nose-ear is not as disturbing as megan fox's toe-thumb
I don't know what's worst about Jacko, his taste in plastic surgeons or his taste in clothes. Here he is again in another of those Sgt. Pepper band uniform tops. The Smurf shirt is a bit alarming though...maybe he's decided to go blue?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
one thought: Peter Pan
I have always had a theory that Michael Jackson did all his surgery..NOT to be Diana Ross.., BUT to become a Thundercat. He even did the one arm cast thing, that looked like Liono's sword thing, and started that whole "Hoooooooo!" thing.
No worries.....they're growing a replacement for him!
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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 1:53pm.
how you want it stoney?
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Put it on the buttt!!!
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Morning Horz Douerves (fk the spelling!)
I'm sorry bro but you'll never be spock...unless you
marry quinto...then you can be mr. and mrs. spock
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His original, God-given face was perfectly fine. Seriously, this guy should be a candidate for face transplant surgery.
how you want it stoney?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by KD on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 1:47pm.
Stoney- You are too late. This trend is on its way out
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MJ, alas, seems intent to haunt us for a very long time. Damn all that non-biodegradable plastic!
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Bottom-feeder.
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Stoney- You are too late. This trend is on its way out.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 1:45pm.
god stoney- quit bitching!
i'll do it.
one dollah pls. :P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I think MK meant to say "OPEN POST brought to you by:" up there in the title. Right? Right?
No one will help me put the hair on my avie. =(
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He's taken self-mutilation to a different galaxy. Its no secret he was warned about the possible side effects of his surgeries but he did it anyway.
Somewhere deep inside of that mess, he's punishing himself. I just creeped myself out.
Wait, didn't Jacko say he wanted to be Peter Pan at one point. Well there you go, that's where the ear thing comes from. He's pursuing his dreams is all.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 1:34pm.
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Wow this Kate hair thing has been taken to new levels. Vagina now finger. I love Dlisted.
Poor MJ. Didn't he know we loved him with his original nose and afro? It was about the music, dude, not the jeri curls, glove and red leather jacket.
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So tonight gotta leave that nine to five upon the shelf
And just enjoy yourself
Groove, let the madness in the music get to you
Life aint so bad at all
If you live it off the wall
Life aint so bad at all (live life off the wall)
Live your life off the wall (live it off the wall)
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Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory.
Is it wrong of me to think I see a picture of a kneeling Cheesus in that ear???
HAHAHA!
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Fuck this fuckery, I'm off to watch some gay porn to clense my senses.
anyone have any good stream site for hardcore man on man action? just kidding.....no I'm not. LOL
Ahahaha! Whisper to his nose!!! You gotta lurve MK.
That ear he's got dangeling on the side looks like plastic anyway. I doubt that he grew it.
Submitted by Trini on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 1:29pm.
Can't wait till his kids grow up and write some juicy shit about Jacko's craziness. But knowing him he probably had his kids sign some agreement making sure that their lips stay sealed.
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With MJ, kids and sealed lips don't go together.
I saw something online once on the details of a precedure that would give you pointed elf ears. You basically cut the skin off the upper inside area of your ear then sew the edges so the areas no skin grow together.
Can't wait till his kids grow up and write some juicy shit about Jacko's craziness. But knowing him he probably had his kids sign some agreement making sure that their lips stay sealed.
The thing with ghouls is that they can maybe get away with it once or twice, but sooner or later..their goulish behavior catches up to them. I mean..look at O.J.
If hes still requesting 5 to 12 year olds, let him do it. He already has that stigma and there are people just waiting out there to put his ass on trail and a jury waiting to give his ass the full, harshest sentence.
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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 1:25pm.
That Pepsi commercial incident didn’t just burn his hair, it melted him.
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He is made of duck butter after all.
it's a damn shame what this dude has done to himself.
Well, we rarely see his face, so how do we really know that it's him? His hands look kind of like they aren't his, either.
That Pepsi commercial incident didn’t just burn his hair, it melted him.
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Viper in the bosom.
Like the desert story, we may never know the full extent of MJ's plastic surgery adventures.
Eeek! That's some American Werewolf in London shit!
He's got Happy Smurf on his shirt. Is that some subliminal message there?
I'll be honest, I think these plastic surgeons should be held somewhat accountable for the havoc they wreak on crazy people. There should be some sort of limit on how many surgeries people can have on one part of their body, or, alternatively, doctors should be able to turn down patients that are wackadoo. Or something.
Im typically against government regulation, but the fact that doctors willingly fuck up a person's body or face like this is ridiculous. Plastic surgery is scary.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 1:20pm.
Saw a report from the U.K. about his "final concerts" and his demands - casting for kids 5 to 12 years old, different races, to appear on stage with him.
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Why on God's green earth do people still pander to this relic's demands?
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Bottom-feeder.
What the fuck is that thing? Is he turning into a werewolf?
*looks to see if there is a full moon*
NVM. Moon is sleeping.
Seriously. What the fuck. What is wrong with it??? Do you get plastic surgery on your ears?
"Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 1:14pm.
He's wearing a smurf shirt? How creepy it that? Congrats to smurfy!!"
Shut the smurf up is going to shit!
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This man is disgusting and I can't figure out why he can molest children, allowed to go hide in another country behind castles and Saudi princes, and now is showing his perverted, monkey-butt ugly face ears and everything else - carefully hidden behind those dumbass masks again - all over the internet. WHY????? WHY???????????
Someone REALLY needs to kill this fucker!!!!!!!!He's worse than a pile of fresh skunk shit.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
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It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
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Submitted by EastEndGirl:"Is that Blanket?
Why are his hands brown when his bro and sis are white?"
EEG, I was wondering that, too.
Sweet shit. His facial problems can only be solved by a paper bag for a good old fashioned beheading.
Saw a report from the U.K. about his "final concerts" and his demands - casting for kids 5 to 12 years old, different races, to appear on stage with him. Sounds hideous. I'd rather sit through Jonas Brothers AND Miley Cyrus, front-row.
Nevermind, he's got a kabbalah braclet on...not Vulcan. Romulan.