The African Baby Snatcher Is Officially Triumphant!
After eating their breakfast of deep fried money, three judges in Malawi shuffled into court this morning and granted Vadge's adoption of 3-year-old Mercy. As you know, they originally shut down Vadge, because she had not lived in the country for at least 18-months. She appealed and threatened to feed them to her roidy cooze monster, so they really had no choice. The mattress stuffed with money she sent them sealed the deal.
The judges also fingered Vadge's b-hole by saying she has improved the lives of the children in Malawi with her organization. And then gallons of roid smegma came gushing out of her flooding the upper part of Manhattan. Oh yeah, Vadge isn't even in Malawi. She's still in NYC! The baby snatcher has no plans to travel to Africa to pick up her trophy!
According to People, Vadge is going to send a private jet to pick up Mercy. I guess FedEx wouldn't pick up on the weekends.
That's that. Money talks and the baby walks!
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When you purchase a human being, what is that called again?
People are saying "Good for Madonna, that little girl will have a good life", yet having all the material in the world never compares to the love a mother has for her child. I'd rather be poor and have a loving, supportive mother then have all the luxuries in the world and have my mother be a spiteful, egotistical bitch.
And if Madonna truly loved and cared for her well-being, she would go back to Malawi herself and pick her up herself. I don't know how Madonna can honestly truly love other people [[save her kids]] since she's too in love with herself.
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Submitted by Bare Naked Lady on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:31pm.
So now when anyone outside the country tries to adopt a child and they're turned down, they can use Madonna's case as an argument against the courts for their right to adopt a child without following the residency requirements.
True, but maybe the court will say that M was entitled to dispensation due to her good works in-country and her professional duties outside the country? The well-heeled always seem to have their way.
I may get stoned for saying this, but despite her flaws, I actually think Madonna is far more stable than a lot of other celebs who adopt. I dunno. . . maybe she really feels drawn to Malawi and this particular child. If she really wanted an accessory child, I think she would have chosen to adopt from a place with far easier adoption laws than Malawi.
Snideychick sez:
No, no, no, it's U.P.S. that doesn't pick up on weekends. Teamsters don't do nothin' they don't want to do.
BTW the Madge looks like Bottom in A Mid-Summer Night's Dream in that picture.
So now when anyone outside the country tries to adopt a child and they're turned down, they can use Madonna's case as an argument against the courts for their right to adopt a child without following the residency requirements. The courts are going to have to legally explain why concessions were made for her and not everyone else.
Submitted by I am just pretend on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:35am.
Can I just say I hate this whore
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I hate her too. She is just so full of shit. I can imagine one kids hating her one day soon
What did Madonna tell her plastic surgeon? Give me a more of a Kate Winslet face????
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
I wonder what St.Jolie will have to say about this?
Submitted by peaches on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:53am.
She was one of Al Gore's most vocal cock-suckers.
She even did that concert in London, where we had sixty hours of celebrities telling us that we needed to stop being so wasteful, conserve energy etc.
Of course, there's no publicity in environmentalism now, so she's back to international aid!
Even Angie gave up on that one a long time ago.
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Private Jet, huh? Well I better not hear any envirionmental crap from her!!!!!
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:19am.
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yawn...
Team who gives a fuck, aren't all human beings equal?
I think that it is hard to gauge whether or not she has good intentions. The altruistic side wants to believe that she truly wants to do good and really had a connection with this kid and wants to bring her "home" to a life of love and opportunity. The cynical bitch side thinks that if she really felt that close to that kid, she would go pick her up, and not leave a frightened little kid to travel across the world alone with nobody from her new family to comfort her and let her know it will be ok. Meh, whatevs.
Team There are Starving American Orphans Too Bitches.
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Submitted by KillBilly on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:52am
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Good! this news makes me happy.
Haters can go suck a vd infested cock!
Congrats to Madonna!
Mercy will be much better off.
There is no evidence Madonna is a bad mother. Her children are always with her, go to school, and appear to be well-adjusted and happy. Both Carlos Leon and Guy Ritchie have said she's an excellent mother. Who cares that she adopted a baby from Africa? Chances are that child would have DIED in that orphanage or later in life. The largest cause of death of women in Malawi is AIDS.
It's so said that people are so damn cynical.
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I love it!!!
Why doesnt Vadge get someone to fix her fucking hair color?
He color always looks like shit-surely she can get the best....."NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Denise is cute but somewhat of a dingbat.
Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:15am.
My kids have the most awful brown hair.
It clashes hideously with the black leather suite that I have in the living room.
As such, I forbid the little horrors from entering. I'm looking to pick up a couple of albinos though, if you know anybody who's looking to unload a couple.
Monochrome will never go out of style.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:52am.
I was just thinking the same thing. But it's not okay for celebs to sell out.
Also, why doesnt MK delete spam? Like we can report it as abuse and her or his administrator can delete it completely from posts to shut these suckers down.
Has Michael sold his soul to the Denise Richard's devil. God I hate her.
I think Lourdes will do a good job of raising Mabel..ur..Mercy.
Madonna is now nurturing her son Jesus. LOL.
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Submitted by amanda8012 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:43am.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby
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I don't mind---her son from Malawi looks great in all of his pictures. He and Mercy will get the best education. It's better than being bitterly poor in a poor country.
Go Madonna.
So, if I raise enough money for a Malawi orphanage can I pick out a matching set? I'm redecorating.
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madonna getting what she wants as usual...is this the same as the malawi judges negotiating with terrorists?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
"I guess FedEx wouldn't pick up on the weekends." Hehehehee..
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Submitted by OXA on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:13am
im sure her primary care giver (ie the nanny) will be sent to pick her up for the flight home
Submitted by Lala11_7 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:36am.
AMEN!!! And also kudos to Madonna for making sure that her son dosen't grow up the only Black child in that household (unlike some other celebs who shall remain nameless)
Yeah, it's rotten when your kids don't match. Like, one of mine has dark hair and the other is fair and it really bums me out. If only I had bought instead of birthing I wouldn't have these problems.
The fact is, Madge would not be allowed to adopt in the UK, or the US for that matter. 50 is way too old and she has an unsettled lifestyle. This and only this, is the reason that these selfish cows adopt from poor countries. The money she has spent on bribes for this purchase could have bought clean water for 100s of kids. True they would then be brainwashed by her looney cult but it's the lesser of two evils.
And another thing- stop looking at me Richards! I am skeered.
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I feel so bad for the child, Madge could not be bothered to go pick her up, I hope she is not petrified of the flight.
she probably just feels guilty of having all the money in the world so she has to go shopping for poor children in a third world country out of guilt or whatever the fuck her sick ego tells her to do
she won't even talk to this child, will be too busy with yoga and pilates
This woman is not a parent!! Mommie dearest much? I could scream at how much I can't stand Vadge right now.
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Good for Madonna and Mercy. I guess. But I just hope Madonna is doing this because she truly cares and NOT because it's The Thing to do in Hollywood.
Everybody keeps saying, "look at the big picture. Mercy will have a better life". But another way to look at it is that along with being able to eat, this little girl also needs LOVE. Which is something nobody is mentioning.
I pray that Madonna truly LOVES this little girl. And is not adopting her just so she can pat herself on the back for saving a child from starvation.
This does not bode well for Jesus. He's gonna be put out to pasture post haste.
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Its kind of like an extra slap in the face to the Malawi officials if she has someone else pick the girl up...Kind of like, "Hey, your rules suck so bad, I am not even stepping foot back into your country for ONE day to pick up my new daughter, nevermind 18 months!! She is completely self absorbed & controlling...Have Mercy on Mercy because she will live the uber rich life, but how happy & satisfying will that be with Madonna as your mother?
mercy's already living the glamorous life. ka-dooze to madonna for getting her out of that place.
What Vadge wants, Vadge gets.
So what if she had to write a bigger check?!
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STOP LOOKING AT ME, DENISE RICHARDS! I'm glad you lightened your brows a little but you still creep the shit outta me!!
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Happy that the child will have have a better life, massive eyebrow raise at the methods Madonna uses to obtain children from that country.
Just like that dipshit Scrangie, Madonna can have all the "intentions" in the world with what her kids are gonna do with their lives, but it is THEIR choice to make, not HERS.
As IF they are going to go and be bothering with the places they came from. Maybe they will, but my common sense tell me they probably won't.
When presented with a life that the word "opulence" only begins to touch, they ain't gonna want to be BOTHERED with shit like ugly reality where they came from.
Maybe, HOPEFULLY, I'm wrong, but I don't see any of those kids wanting to do anything but what most of the rest of filthy rich and over privileged kids do: NOTHING. Just rolling in the lifestyle and money and power of being Madonna's kid.
"Do you know who I am? Google me, you dumbfuck" is what I expect to see and hear from those kids before I would expect to see them fulfilling Madonna's supposed prophecies she has all planned out for them.
If she were looking at the bigger picture then she wouldn't have pushed to bypass laws that were put in place to PROTECT CHILDREN.
Read the original court papers. The reasons that Madonna was denied are all valid.
She can pump as much money into the country as she wants, and she can pimp out as much as her Manifest Destiny bullshit as she likes, but she shouldn't be permitted to collect children.
Who needs extensive background checks and continued monitoring when we're talking about adoption anyway though, right?
That's exactly what this decision is compromising.
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If I brought every child home that I "made a connection" with on sight, I'd have 10x more children than all these crazy bitches put together. And then I could be RICH! muuuwahahahaha!
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Even self-absorbed narcissistic whores can do good. I hope Mercy is raised to think of herself as an individual, not a satellite of Madonna.
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hahahaha at the Buying Children tag.
I don't really have anything to say on this story, but Denise Richards leering at me from either side of the screen is really freaking me out. It's like one of those pictures of Jesus where the eyes follow you around the room.