Opposite Sides Of The Court
At an event called the "NBA Finals" (hell if I know) in Orlando last night, Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe and Ike Turner Jr. reunited....sort of. Not really. They both showed up to the game, but sat at opposite ends of the court. There's a deep-meaning haiku in there somewhere.
According to hos who were there, RiRi and Chris Brown didn't pay any attention to each other. There were rumors that they were going to sit together, but none of that shit happened.
Now I know why RiRi has "cockatoo on growth hormones" hair. If Chris Brown gets near her, her hair can peck his eyes out or chip out one of his giant Chiclets. And could Chris look any crazier? With his shirt buttoned all the way up like that, he looks like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and Forrest Gump. Even his teefs look like they need to be strapped into a straitjacket.
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"cockatoo on growth hormones"
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He's one goofy looking girl beater.
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I'd hate to be the poor bitch sitting behind Rhianna.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
did they boo his ass?!!
I'm sorry, but if a man were to ever beat me up the way Chris did, I would avoid him at all costs. Riri is a dumb ho, plain and simple.
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
I think they're still together but keep it a secret to not fuck with their careers.
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It's a Suffragette City!
God he is just so fugly. And that nasty gaping maw. On a related note, I really don't like watching people who open their mouths really wide when they talk. And forget the shirt, his shoes are fucking hideous.
Riri needs to get back to being fabulous and lose that stupid hairstyle.
Agreed. That hair is to' up. But I'm glad she didn't leave the game just because his bitch ass was there.
Her hair looks reheally stupid. And clearly they went to the game for the attention they knew they would get for just being there at the same time. Assholes the both of them!
I fucking HATE both of these bitches. I wish he had of drove them both over a cliff. You could show a movie on this cunt's five head. NO talent between the two of them....I feel better now.
people aren't taking your pic because you're cool, they're taking it because you are a douchebag that's forever going to be known for the domestic violence that you carried out. so take those two fingers and jab out your eyes and put them down your throat so you can choke to death.
sorry, in a bad mood today.
I wonder if the person behind her can watch the game....
They both look like fuckin chumps!
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
somebody else said it before
Chris B has fucking darty tarantella eyes!
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:22am.
Chris Brown = DOUCHEBAG! all the signs are there, fugly tatts, peace signs sports fan..
D O U C H E B A G!!!
AMEN!
They are both idiots.
I hope to god she is just trying to grow her hair out and don't seriously believe this hairstyle is cute. Speaking from experience, trying to grow your hair back after you cut it into a bob can be A PAIN IN THE ASS. Especially, when you are not big on wearing weaves. Girl is gorgeous, so I will give her that. She just needs a hairstylist---a good one.
Chris needs some white strips and maybe think twice before putting on another shirt like that.
But, I'm offically pulling myself from their drama. They are still together and once this dies down, they will be out and about. If she doesn't care, why should I?
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Rhianna is gorgeous but also very weird looking.
Tall hair is not good on her.
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Ike Jr. look like if he bit you he would give you rabies.!!!!
last post of the day and it is only 9:13 a.m. because I cannot stand to see Denise Richards leering at me...all I can say is GOOO LAKERS!! I live in LA, and am SO PROUD OF MY TEAM...ESP THAT CUTIE DEREK FISHER!!
She looks like Kid N Play with that high top hair-do. And his dumb ass...what's with the shirt... don't some gang members where their shirts all buttoned up like that.
(ripping sheets of paper to tape to the left and right sides of my puter so that fug ho Richards can stop peering at me)
"Cockatoo hair" is right.
I hate her hair. She looks so stupid.
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I don't want to stop just because , people walking by or watching us
I don't give a damn what they think, I want you now
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"they booed him" ... that's what happens to a coward woman beater
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They booed him when he was on the jumbo tron
Hah, Uhm Forrest Forrest Gu-ump!
RiRi, make like a burd and fly fah fah away!
Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 10:07am.
Have his chompers always protruded out like that?
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I guess even his teefs want to escape from his douchebaggery.
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Bottom-feeder.
Have his chompers always protruded out like that?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I can't stand her hair these days. What is going on? Is she growing it out and is at that annoying "in-between" can't do anything sensible with it length? Oh well maybe the short cut was getting tired? I feel ya. Growing it out is a real pain. I feel that. Maybe she needs to just slick it down?
Him? Can stand him. Insipid weak woman beating bastard son of a whore! And he looks pathetic too. I'm not buying whatever stink he's trying to be selling. Douchebag. He needs to just keep his ass out of sight unless it's to go to his lawyers who are trying to get his punk cunt ass out of going to jail. And yeah, Chrissy bitch, we all know who leaked those pictures. The laugh's on you, you joke.
don't get me started on RiRi over here...i loved that pretty and simple girl from the caribean when she first came out but now shes nothing but a pretentious slut....
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He looks like a geek in that shirt. Maybe that's the look he's going for. Geek chic.
Seriously....He has ALWAYS seemed sketchy to me. His smile seemed a little too much like the beauty queen aggressive "I want to eat your young" smile. Never liked him.
and i'm pretty convinced riri and chris are still hooking up...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
They both look like complete idiots...I offically don't give a shit about either of them.
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Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:38am.
Wow! her head looks like an eraser
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Good morning and a very happy weekend to all.
I am quite upset that I have to look at that stupid dumb moronic slut Denise Richards. Will this be up all day???? I thought her show was canceled anyways??????? GRRRRR
she has such a pretty face.
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Wow! her head looks like an eraser.
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Woman beater man
close yet far
won't be fun
when he shares cell with Bubba
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I want to thump his teefs
I'm sorry but he's ugly.
And RiRi is purdy, but that hair is not doing her any justice. So whack!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Ri-ho-ho has taken the "There's Something About Mary" 'do to the next level!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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who told riri that hair looks good? it looks fuglier every time i see it...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
This bitch only looks cute with that bob hairstyle she was sporting. Now she is really looking fugly.
WHEN SIDEBARS ATTACK!!!! Minimizing the browser should alleviate some of the pain.
Chris Brown = DOUCHEBAG! all the signs are there, fugly tatts, peace signs sports fan..
D O U C H E B A G!!!
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Submitted by LisaDee on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:17am.
Totally unrelated to this post, but why the EFF do i have to see Denise Richards' fug ass staring at me all day??!?!
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That Denise ad should be the Open Post of the day.
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Bottom-feeder.
Totally unrelated to this post, but why the EFF do i have to see Denise Richards' fug ass staring at me all day??!?!