Opposite Sides Of The Court

At an event called the "NBA Finals" (hell if I know) in Orlando last night, Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe and Ike Turner Jr. reunited....sort of. Not really. They both showed up to the game, but sat at opposite ends of the court. There's a deep-meaning haiku in there somewhere.

According to hos who were there, RiRi and Chris Brown didn't pay any attention to each other. There were rumors that they were going to sit together, but none of that shit happened.

Now I know why RiRi has "cockatoo on growth hormones" hair. If Chris Brown gets near her, her hair can peck his eyes out or chip out one of his giant Chiclets. And could Chris look any crazier? With his shirt buttoned all the way up like that, he looks like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and Forrest Gump. Even his teefs look like they need to be strapped into a straitjacket.

Getty

Posted by: Michael K

•

Ike & Tina • Rihanna

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:17am.

RiRi has officially entered Kid Reid territory.

------------------------------------------
It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.

Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:17am.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:11am.

She should have had a shank in that cock-a-do to cut his ass during halftime.

I know I am not the only one that thought that!
******************

No you are def. not!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:11am.

She should have had a shank in that cock-a-do to cut his ass during halftime.

I know I am not the only one that thought that!

***************************************

The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:11am.

Orlando should have won that game. ABC showed some cool footage of the downtown skyline at night.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:09am.

If she doesn't care he beat her ass, I don't.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:06am.

Mawy on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:00am.

I am so sick of these 80s hair dos.

- The hair doesn't bother me so much, I am OFFICIALLY SICK OF FLAT IRONED HAIR, it's RiRi's 13.8753 Head.

p.s. ladies, go buy some hairspray, a teasing comb and bust out the curling irons. Thank you.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by gia on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:03am.

Nothing like bringing lots more attention to the obvious (your mammoth forehead)with a "trying way too hard" hairstyle. Ick.

Submitted by Mawy on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:02am.

And don't even get me started on Chris "I'm not a monster" Brown. Umm, lsat time I checked, men who beat women ARE monsters.
------------------------------------------------
Use goodsearch instead of google. Each time you search, you can donate money to your favorite charity without having to spend any money yourself! Spread the word.

Submitted by moriah on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:01am.

Yikes, thanks for the massive Denise Richards. I guess she got another season.

Regarding this shit, I looked deep inside my heart but I still can't find a reason to care about either one of these people.

Submitted by Mawy on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 9:00am.

I am so sick of these 80s hair dos. The 80s was not supposed to be interpreted literally, but subtly through fashion. That hair looks hideous and classless. I saw a girl on the subway the other day with a similar 80s hair do, and, no lie, neon green tights, a barely there tank (her bra was really visible), huge, 80s gold earrings, and a gold chain with a gold boombox charm on the end of it. Oh, and can't forget non-descript white sneakers to complete the "look." Gross.
------------------------------------------------
Use goodsearch instead of google. Each time you search, you can donate money to your favorite charity without having to spend any money yourself! Spread the word.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:59am.

Various sports leagues are spilling over with strong graceful men who would happily TOP YOU...(on the DL) READ A SPORTS PAGE MK.As for these two...neither makes music I would buy.Both look/act emotionally arrested at age 15.

Submitted by Lala11_7 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:59am.

At this point...I think they BOTH need their asses beat by their respective MAMAS!!!

Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:58am.

And WTF is up with all of these Denise Richards advertisements? Gawd, the LAST thing I want to see first thing in the morning is her annoying mug looking at me from 20 different directions. BLECH.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas

Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:56am.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:55am.
Her hair is odd.
----------------

Oh, bee-HIVE!
===================

Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:56am.

I think RiRi is stashing weaponry in that hair...just in case, you know?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:55am.

Her hair is odd. It's like something Tyra would make an ANTM contestant do.

Submitted by guest on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:53am.

awkward.

Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 8:53am.

Ain't this shit played out as hell. I agree, who cares?
Neither one of them takes this seriously, and if celebrity justice prevails like usual, the law doesn't take it seriously either. So why should we?
I'll care when it's Joe Blow who might actually give a shit that's involved.