Friday, June 12th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Betty White
Jimmy Fallon got to play beer ping bong with Betty White last night! Not Benefiber ping pong, BEER ping pong. This just proves that Betty White is seriously the hottest bitch in the game. If my own abuelita wouldn't beat me with her chankla and tie me to a tree, I'd say I wished Betty White was my memaw.
Jimmy ended up winning the game, but that's just because Betty took pity on his ass.
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I fucking love that old bitch!!
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i make jessica simpson look like a rock scientist.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 11:57am.
Is there any way to shrink the side of my screen so that I can't be hexed by DR's evil eyes?
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Not sure if it will work, but if you hit the 'Ctrl' key and the + key that is on the far far right of your keyboard (by the 10-key numbers), the page will get bigger, and maybe that way she will be lost over the border.
Can't do much about the intrusive 'funbag' ads between posts, though.
Wow. Betty White kicks ass.
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Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:04pm.
Momus, you can reduce the width of your browser with your cursor.
I have mine at ~ 9 inches. No DR funbags.
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You are a godsend.
I no longer feel like I'm about to become an axe-murderer.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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@ Snowpiece...YES, I totally thought of you. The group number was so good.
I was so close in my predictions, but I forgot that there would be three bottom couples! I was for sure that they would keep Tony because he was a "fan favorite" but I am glad he got the boot. He wasn't that great.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
I understand, Migraine. Not cool of EH to upset people.
*waves bye to migraine*
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Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:04pm.
Elaborate...I can't take the Denise Richard side eye anymore.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Miss Jane: I was not surpised by the eliminations last night.
Of course you know I loved the group number, as choreographed by my honey! LOL
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Momus, you can reduce the width of your browser with your cursor.
I have mine at ~ 9 inches. No DR funbags.
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She's flat and that's that!
Well, this is where I make my exit. I can't be involved. Sorry.
I had a naughty dream about Chuck Bass last night...but for some reason he kept turning into Rojo Caliente.
Does that mean I am on Dlisted too much? Or something else entirely?
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Team Betty!!
Good time for some of Rose's St. Olaf stories!
'Mean old lady Higgenlooper' was born without smiling muscles. "...she'd stand on her head and wave."
Don't forget Ugly Betty White!
http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=ugly+betty+white&ei=UTF-8&fr=...
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Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory.
I am with Boo...please tell us what's wrong, Event Horizon, but don't do this to play with our emotions. Whenever someone talks suicide, I won't ignore it as a ploy. If it is for attention, it is on them, not me.
I think she would feel a lot better if she finally told the desert story.
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Boobs: Is she pulling that sucidal shit AGAIN!?!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Boob3rries on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:00pm
She couldn't her choke on yo'.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Event Horizon, now you are talking suicidal in another thread, so I will politely ask of you that you tell us what is giving you the sads.
It's up to you to comply. But if you're not telling us don't lure us in.
Guess it's my fault for being a curious bitch.
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Holy shit it's storming where I'm at... tornado warnings and shit.
LOL at FIST!
But seriously, can you make Denise Richards go away? We get the picture. Her show airs on Sunday. Enough.
Is there any way to shrink the side of my screen so that I can't be hexed by DR's evil eyes?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Betty White rocks my face off.
today is sucking some major ass!! i need to be drunk!!
Betty White is the funniest, most hysterical, sensationally cool person in the entire universe and I worship her. I would walk on fire to tell her how much I love her! Betty Whiteoloonie!
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Carrie D! Come out and plaaaaaaaaaaay!
Plus, why is EH upset today?
I forgot what I was going to write because Denise Richards is flaunting her funbags at me.
Betty White is THE coolest bitch. Someone on Twitter the other day sat next to her on a plane and told her she should join Twitter. She said Betty said "oh fuck no".
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Come talk some smack about some Blind Items http://blindsmack.wordpress.com/
OMG OPEN POST WTF LOL
NOW Why are you so SAD EH?!
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Oh goody gum drops!
CAMON CARRIE D., here's your chance!!!
Change our minds.....
YES YOU CAN!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
FIST!
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