Friday, June 12th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Betty White
Jimmy Fallon got to play beer ping bong with Betty White last night! Not Benefiber ping pong, BEER ping pong. This just proves that Betty White is seriously the hottest bitch in the game. If my own abuelita wouldn't beat me with her chankla and tie me to a tree, I'd say I wished Betty White was my memaw.
Jimmy ended up winning the game, but that's just because Betty took pity on his ass.
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PSL - been taking it for 2 days.
Thank you Mother Superior!!
By the way, your screen name brings me baaaaaad flash back of my years at a all girl catholic school. I shiver just remembering. But thanks for the reply.
M.E., I don't get that from L-Carnitine, but I have been taking it for years.....give it a few more days......how long have you been taking it?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
Submitted by melmez on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:29pm.
I've always wondered if Michael was hispanic... he speaks a lot about his abuelita and nalgas, chanclas, cholitas, etc... does anyone know? Cuz I would so take credit of his genius and say it came from the sassy hispanic side.
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Yes, he's half Mexican, half Chinese and a bit Danish.
Submitted by melmez on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:29pm.
I've always wondered if Michael was hispanic... he speaks a lot about his abuelita and nalgas, chanclas, cholitas, etc... does anyone know? Cuz I would so take credit of his genius and say it came from the sassy hispanic side.
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Wiki say:
"Michael K is of Mexican, Chinese, English, and Danish descent [4] and is openly gay."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dlisted
Submitted by thlayly5 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:25pm
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I'm glad that worked out for you.
I've always wondered if Michael was hispanic... he speaks a lot about his abuelita and nalgas, chanclas, cholitas, etc... does anyone know? Cuz I would so take credit of his genius and say it came from the sassy hispanic side.
PSL!! I have a question for you!! I started taking L-Carnitine and I need to know if getting the shits is normal!1
Boob3rries:
lol. That's funny. I typed I can has a cheeseburger-
I canut has a snackeeseburger
hee hee!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by thlayly5 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:58pm.
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I'm using the "you" as in the "universal you"
Ya. It's totally a money thang.
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AND, as I used to like to say:
My neurosis is better than your neurosis!
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Holy SHt. Did you ever see "What's Up Pussycat"?
There's this scene where Peter Sellers plays a psychiatrist and he's having a group session. He says, "Who would like to go first?" All 25 of the patients wildly raise their hands and say, "ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!!!" Funniest sht ever.
Submitted by thlayly5 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:06pm.
Great story. Congratulations on you upcoming nuptials.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Thanks you guys!
Yeah, some doctors are crap, and drug companies pretty much blow.
I was lucky that my doctor was very understanding and didn't try to force anything on me. It helped that he was not American- I had an American doctor for one session and felt like I was a freak being observed. With my other doctor, from Pakistan, I felt like a normal teen having a conversation.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:30pm.
Warning, he has a flavour.
Gotta serve nachos and cider now.
Yumm.
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Is it smegma flavour?
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Fo sho.
I'm in the mooooood.......
Must be the cider...
*goes looking for Father Superior, a leash and the whip*
Sorry to interrupt but you have to check this out if you are ultra bored. As much as I love LOLspeak, check this out:
http://www.snacklish.com/
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
I CHEWS YOU MY DADDYLICIOUS DELECTABOO
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:17pm.
Do you see alota american military when youre in germany?
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RFLMAO. Arent't there enough HERE (stateside), EH?
What do you like? Navy, Army, Air Force?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by thlayly5 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:58pm.
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I'm using the "you" as in the "universal you"
Ya. It's totally a money thang.
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AND, as I used to like to say:
My neurosis is better than your neurosis!
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He looks like he stole my husband's patented yuppie buttcrack hairstyle.
That shit is whack.
Congrats to thlayly5 on her engagement
Denise Richards should stay far, far away with those 'funbags'...ick.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:16pm.
i agree with you totally! my mom runs a chiropractors office and has pharm. reps. come in and offers her yankee tickets and shit to do a 'good job' and fill out the months quotas on drugs, mri's, or whatever.
That hippocratic oath is bullshit, just sayin.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Submitted by thlayly5 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:06pm
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Cool story.
Submitted by thlayly5 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:06pm.
Awesome! Internet dating can be win/lose. Mostly lose, but it's so nice to hear about the wins.
Submitted by thlayly5 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:58pm.
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I'm using the "you" as in the "universal you"
Ya. It's totally a money thang. It don't mean a thing! It should not/does not define a person. I mean, a person can take a diagnosis and let it rule them or they can just accept the fact that some dr who was trying to get money for the hospital for his/her salary from the insurance company did an eenie-meenie-miney-mo on choosing a diagnosis so that the patient didn't get billed for the freak-out. How else are people gonna get their Big Pharma mommy's little helper pills if they don't give you the "right diagnosis"? It's a lil insane (pun intended).
I think even Freud said his ideas were just theories.
Plus - here's the BIG SECRET - the doctors don't really know what's wrong with you either. They just give you the lastest "sample" meds that came in a truckload from Pfizer.
As long as everyone gets paid...
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:02pm.
Is that even a real guy? Who do the big ass pool and palm trees belong to?
It's looks like a picture of some whacked ass 80/90's movie. Sowwy
He looks like hes meeting up with Dylan and Brandon at the Peach Pit for burgers and shakes..
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Remember the pic of him with the something about mary swoop in his hair? Thats just how his hair grows, it has a weird swoop in the front. And I dont know where that pic was taken, but he lives in a place with LOTS of palm trees so im sure its near his home.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
EH he looks like Emilio Estevez
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Funbags...............WTF? MK, I hope you are being paid large amounts of money for making us look at this broad all day! Pfftt!
Provy, so true.
I edited my comment and didn't even see my spelling horrors.
and thlayly5 thank you so much =D
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT, GIRL!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Your story was so sweet, Boob.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Whatever, I tell anyway.
While I was a crazed teen, I tried the internet dating crap shoot. Which was stupid, as I was a crazed teen and had bad judgement so I replied to creeper emails.
Anyway, this one guys emailed me, and his name intrigued me. I thought he was in the military because he said he was overseas. Anyway, turned out he was in Scotland studying abroad. We were penpals for 5 months.
It turned out his house at home was 11 miles from mine. The day he flew back, he drove from Boston to his place in Maine, showered, cleaned his room, came over to my place and met my parents and had dinner with us.
(He was 21, I was 17)
We got engaged my freshmen year of college. I am going to grad school in the fall- we're getting married next summer.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:53pm.
@provalone- sow it one me baaby!
@Stoney- when was she a prostitute? I keep hearing that, is it real?
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it might just come from the fact that charlie only ever hooks up with hookahs....
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 3:02pm.
Is that even a real guy? Who do the big ass pool and palm trees belong to?
It's looks like a picture of some whacked ass 80/90's movie. Sowwy
He looks like hes meeting up with Dylan and Brandon at the Peach Pit for burgers and shakes..
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Is that even a real guy? Who do the big ass pool and palm trees belong to?
It's looks like a picture of some whacked ass 80/90's movie. Sowwy
Edit: EH I would like an honest answer on that, hence my editing.
And thlayly5 : never too late for love <3
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
the only good thing that Denise ever did was Drop Dead Gorgeous. That's the only reason I like her about .005%. Other than that I wish she would go away.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
I agree, Diamond Dawg.
Am I way to late to share my own meeting my guy story?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
@stoney
makes a whole lotta sense...also explains the crazy..i mean.. she prob thought she was a real pretty woman...charlie sheen was her edward..
Submitted by thlayly5 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:27pm.
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Drs. need the "disorders" in the DSM-IV so they can bill the medical insurance companies.
i kinda agree that "normal" behavior gets pathologized. everything's a pathology these days.
Submitted by mzharley on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:51pm.
WHY must we be plagued with damn Denise Richards all over the page??? And where are her full service rates? Inquiring minds want to know....
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LOL! This is from the Trophy Wife thread.
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It's not the same dress. The one she's wearing is a v-neck halter.
God I need a life.
EH, it has always been rumored that Denise was a call girl for Heidi Fleiss. Would explain the Charlie Sheen connection.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:52pm.
perhaps her funbags made her do it....
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:51pm.
perhaps shes trained them to do special tricks..
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OR it could have something to do with CPS...
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@provalone- sow it one me baaby!
@Stoney- when was she a prostitute? I keep hearing that, is it real?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:30pm.
Warning, he has a flavour.
Gotta serve nachos and cider now.
Yumm.
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Is it smegma flavour?
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Showing them damn tit thingies can be hard! I mean you have to figure out how to... I mean you, you, you, it's so tough trying to get them to...
*rips open shirt*
Oh, that was easy!
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by Stoney on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:45pm.
I'm not really sure why everyone hates Denise Richards
I dont care that she is a whore, I care that she choose to be a whore with her "best friend's husband"
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
perhaps shes trained them to do special tricks..
you know after all those years of whoooring herself out..they should be able to do backflips at least
Oh, how I remember flipping through my Seventeen Magazines and this bitch being in the "how to apply make up" pamphlets.
Hey.
Anyone else notice Denise is wearing the same polka dot dress that is in that modcloth ad to the right?
MK's pulling in double bank for that!!!
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What's so fucking complicated about flaunting your funbags? ...I can't help but ask myself...
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:45pm
who likes to flaunt her funbags! woo