Friday, June 12th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Betty White
Jimmy Fallon got to play beer ping bong with Betty White last night! Not Benefiber ping pong, BEER ping pong. This just proves that Betty White is seriously the hottest bitch in the game. If my own abuelita wouldn't beat me with her chankla and tie me to a tree, I'd say I wished Betty White was my memaw.
Jimmy ended up winning the game, but that's just because Betty took pity on his ass.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:51pm.
*sews yellow star of david on EH's ho sweater*
ENJOY GERMANY!!!!!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:02pm.
Oh Thank you so much! That's it? Boiling water? Do they taste decent at least?
Oh I showed hubby your reply regarding calgarians = cowboys and he said :
"What are you talking about now on DListed, Baby Boo. YEE HAW"
Said you'd understand.
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Yes. I understand that he's a cowboy;p
Um...yeah, like add water to taste. It tastes like noodles in salt water. And, sometimes, a lil spicy - it depends which one you got. It hits the spot from time to time:)
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:42pm.
i'll bite, how do you make sour cream?
Ok, I have to do some work.
Be back in ten minutes, lol.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:03pm.
Took me a loooonnngg time to find mine. If an old timer like me (39 BTW)can find a guy,you can too.
I say old timer.coz I'm a memaw.. lol
PS I met my guy online when I was in Japan,then in person.
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
Not sure exactly whats being discussed ..soemthing about an 80's nacho party?
off topic and really depressing, anyone following the story of that mom and 3yo girl that went with the sex offender bf 'camping' and havent been seen/heard from since??
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Dumb ass mom for having a sex offender as her damn boyfriend and exposing her innocent daughter to that bullshit.
oh phew, now I can die complete
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:51pm.
no, EH, just the other day you were talking about some guy here in the states, wherever the hell you live under a bridge somewhere, that you were really into, so I thought you must be over The Choaker.
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Ive met a couple dudes...meaning 2 since him, One of em, its just not really progressing, we arent clicking...hes too normal. and the other one, you know...I just dont feel that same chemistry I felt with military with him. We;ve hung out, had a cool time, but I can have a cool time with just about anyone I hang out with so that dosent mean much. I thought once he left, our relationship would just end up being platonic because hes so far away, but its not lookin like that. you know, hes talking about marrying me and moving me to Germany to see how things work out....so thats what it is.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:03pm.
Ah yes, I know EXACTLY how you feel. I'll bring all the liquor I've got in my house: a bottle of white, 2 half bottles of scotch, and an almost full bottle of Vodka. That should be enough for the first hour, right?
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Well at least you aren't negative square one, wasting your time with someone, carrot. It could be worse.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:02pm.
Oh Thank you so much! That's it? Boiling water? Do they taste decent at least?
Oh I showed hubby your reply regarding calgarians = cowboys and he said :
"What are you talking about now on DListed, Baby Boo. YEE HAW"
Said you'd understand.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Support the cause, save a cunt http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi/36997877
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:00pm.
Thank you for your support and encouragement.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:57pm.
*sigh* no online dating for me. too scary. Love carrottop...why are you having a pity party!? Can I join...I'll bring the Vodka.
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Because everyone's all engaged and married and happy and I've fallen back to square one again. Yes, bring vodka, and LOTS OF IT. Like, fuckin' sewer plants full.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
I just saw my first Gosellin!!!!!!!! live! LOL
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Mk told me he had to get really stoned today to deal with the hate mail about the ads!
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Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:58pm.
Do any of you know how to forward time?
Or make it go faster?
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WRONG! Slow it down. It's going too fast already. Ack!
Question #2 Add boiling water:)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
*stands behind momus, flaunting fun moobs*
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
On Denise Richards.
Flaunt My Funbags....? Really? That's the BEST you could come up with? Who the fuck works on these promos? Highschool interns?
Also. Please - was there no one sexier we could give all this needless faux-bucket list shit to? Someone kinda inneresting and fun...or something...? I mean, I'd rather watch PP or Jodie Marsh any day.
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DENISE RICHARDS ADS
*steps up on soapbox, adjusts microphone*
MK makes his living operating this site. He needs money to pay his bills including paying for the photos he uses. He must accept ads in order to generate money. He cannot always pick and choose.
Simply adjust your window so that you don't see the side bars, and ignore the spacer-ad at the top of the comments area.
MK needs us not to flame him about this.
*steps of soapbox*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Not sure exactly whats being discussed ..soemthing about an 80's nacho party?
off topic and really depressing, anyone following the story of that mom and 3yo girl that went with the sex offender bf 'camping' and havent been seen/heard from since??
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Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Do any of you know how to forward time?
Or make it go faster?
Also, I'm a retarded cunt so can someone tell me how you cook Mr. Noodles? I'm hungry and we have yet to go shopping so that's lunch o.O
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Support the cause, save a cunt http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi/36997877
*sigh* no online dating for me. too scary. Love carrottop...why are you having a pity party!? Can I join...I'll bring the Vodka.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
This Kate's hair thing is outta fucking control!!! I love it! Dlisted has to be the only site doing this, I hope.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:54pm.
It's pink.
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Let's move to Iowa and get married.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:49pm.
Give me a topic and I make a new avvie dedicated to you, carrot!
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Hmmmmmm......
BIG FAT SHARKS!
Orrr..... how about.... pickles.
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Pickles it is, darling!
Congratulations, miso!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:53pm.
making saladbrate and youterrace times on bounces with slots open!
NACHOS LIBRE!
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TACO TIME LIBRE!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:47pm.
NACHO PARTY AT MOTHER SUPERIOR'S!!!!
I have booze, loud 80's music and a huge bouncy castle.
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You had me at booze, but I fell in love with you at bouncy castle.
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It's pink.
I don't know whether to be amused or irritated that D.R. is advertising all over this site, or whether I should feel sniffly that M.K... is just a ho after all .... Oh, hell, I already KNEW that.
Submitted by miso-horny on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:41pm.
@ angel i
Long story short.. I met him in Japan,before I returned here to US,stayed in touch, really dug him, he came in April to visit,asked me to marry him
Came back again last week to marry me in front of my friends and family
WHEW!
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WHEW! is right! That's some whirwind engagement, girlie. So fun! :D
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:49pm.
Give me a topic and I make a new avvie dedicated to you, carrot!
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Hmmmmmm......
BIG FAT SHARKS!
Orrr..... how about.... pickles.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:51pm
making saladbrate and youterrace times on bounces with slots open!
NACHOS LIBRE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:49pm.
Aww thanks ^_^ How bout some Tang shots or Cuervo Cosmotinis?
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Sonalina:
SMELL KEVIN'S DONKEY KONG BALLS OK AND DO THE BOOT MOVES ON THE KOKOMO SLOT AND VACAYSHUN TIMES IN NAYBURHUD OK WOW TOILET BATS EAT MY BRAINS AND WEAR PINK WIGS AND FIGS WOW
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no, EH, just the other day you were talking about some guy here in the states, wherever the hell you live under a bridge somewhere, that you were really into, so I thought you must be over The Choaker.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:47pm.
Yeah been back since December...got married,became a memaw of a beautiful girl, and my son graduated high school...action packed I tell ya!
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*barfs on bouncy castle*
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:47pm.
NACHO PARTY AT MOTHER SUPERIOR'S!!!!
I have booze, loud 80's music and a huge bouncy castle.
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You had me at booze, but I fell in love with you at bouncy castle.
Submitted by miso-horny on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:37pm.
Got married June 3rd,2009..
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COGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PARTAY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:47pm.
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Yeah...oooops.
That kid scares me anyway.
Give me a topic and I make a new avvie dedicated to you, carrot!
Hi Whores! What's with the scary layout? Her eyes are freaking me out!
NACHO PARTY AT MOTHER SUPERIOR'S!!!!
I have booze, loud 80's music and a huge bouncy castle.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:45pm.
How could you still see the blood? I covered it with a mini-Kate wig!!!!
There can never be too much sauce.
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The highlights bring out the red.
*ahem*
You've got red on you.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:44pm.
EH WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!? AREYOU INLOVE WITH THE DUDE IN GERMANY OR THE ONE WHO MADE YOU SOUR CREAM (ewww I don't EVEN wanna know what that means!!!!!!!)
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its. a. JOKE!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
awwww Miso, that's sweet, I didn't know you were in Jersey, I thought you were still in Japan. LMAO @ who honeymoons in Jersey! hey, there's always WILDWOOD! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by miso-horny on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:37pm.
Got married June 3rd,2009..
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Hey congratulations Miso! You're back in the States?
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...anyone who's interested in a non-fishy, fish oil - try Trader Joe's Omega 3 odorless - be sure to get the odorless with the red label - not to be confused with the regular fishy Omega 3 (blue label)...I guarantee no fish smell at all....sometimes they are hard to find because the secret is getting out apparently...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...
*puts on Bose with iPod hook up, cues up Samba & Bossanova tracks*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Here, I've got an 8ball, too. Wait, this is quicker.
*bashes carrot over the head with bat*
My turn.
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