Friday, June 12th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Betty White
Jimmy Fallon got to play beer ping bong with Betty White last night! Not Benefiber ping pong, BEER ping pong. This just proves that Betty White is seriously the hottest bitch in the game. If my own abuelita wouldn't beat me with her chankla and tie me to a tree, I'd say I wished Betty White was my memaw.
Jimmy ended up winning the game, but that's just because Betty took pity on his ass.
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parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:13pm.
zomay....hahahhahahaha, right? EH as a relationship counselor.......that is fucking hysterical!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:14pm.
aye, yes! i remember now. blonde moment perhaps
it would be hard there. im in toronto..its definately hard here...people, very cold ect...
after facebook came around, i hadnt realized how many people married people from highschool lol. like venture out of the box a bit wouldya people
Wish i was married. But my girl feels nauseous when she looks at me.I can't see this relationship working, might choke her instead.
EH: seriously, do they teach tact at the local community college? you might look into taking a class.
I don't even know if you realize how you come off but it's very offensive, even when you think you are being nice.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:07pm.
I don't have any personal experience but I know what you are feeling is perfectly normal. When my best friend got married one of my duties as her maid of honor was to talk her down off the ledge atleast once a week between the engagement and the wedding. She was terrified. I had a Valium on hand in case I had to drug her and drag her to the wedding. And she married a great man who she knew was the one.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:14pm.
OMG - should be a good night for DATING!! Woot!
*calls wife on phone - breathes heavy*
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:11pm.
Please don't get on her game.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:11pm.
Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:07pm.
why do you think youve been single so long?
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Because I choose to be. I like being single and dating. Works for me. Don't even try to lecture me on relationships fruitcake.
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LMFAO...*slurps up wine from ISMU*
@ UVULA...thanks for my tumbler deary
AAARRRGGHHHH...my puppy was sitting in my lap for the past 10 minutes, and my left leg is totally asleep!!! PINS AND NEEDLES!!!!!!!
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I don't want to stop just because , people walking by or watching us
I don't give a damn what they think, I want you now
- Janet Jackson "Any Time, Any Place"
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:10pm.
I was 21 and hubby was 27. And that didn't happen to me. I feel like a freak now because I know a lot of people get nervous no matter how much in love they are.
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Totally don't get it. I feel almost embarrassed because we've been together and largely happy for over four years so it seems like an inappropriate way to feel.
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I don't know if there is an appropriate way to feel. Feelings aren't good or bad in that sense, they are feelings and one gets to experience them different from others. It might just be the tummy bats ya know?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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@zomay:
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TEAM ENJOY BEING SINGLE!
And it's not like no one ever asked. (i mean, not PROPOSED, per se, but suggested - these men like to flaunt their happy families at me whenever they get a chance now, of course:) I'm just not that girl. SoR-RaY!
♥ ThreadKilla!
TwitterWhore
TwitterWhore2
@Boob-
Whats a cyber whore?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:07pm
Honestly dear, there's just not enough homicidal raping lunatics to go around.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:10pm.
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I'm good! Clean, shorn, all three boys are napping at the same time. It's like the stars fucking aligned or something.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:12pm.
Hahahahaaha! I grew up with two boys and all I had to combat the stench was matchsticks.
@ snowpiece - I totally agree! And I thought Dallas was bad where everyone is married at 21 and I was an old maid by 25. I thought you had a mans though!?
*sigh*. I need to just learn how to sleep around or something.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
greenfinch LOL NYC. what about you?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
zomay....hahahhahahaha, right? EH as a relationship counselor.......that is fucking hysterical!
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I don't want to stop just because , people walking by or watching us
I don't give a damn what they think, I want you now
- Janet Jackson "Any Time, Any Place"
Bradi
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:07pm.
Here's a serious question for the marrieds:
I think a lot of what you are feeling is probably common sense, in that you are fully understanding the seriousness of marriage. Too many people just jump in to it, hence the divorce rate is sky high.
It could also be that you have some issues between you that maybe you want to work out first?
A good, rewarding marriage is HARD WORK. It's hard to respect someone else's feelings and to put them before your own sometimes. You have to work as a team to be happy, and there will be ups and downs for sure.
In our marriage, there are days I cherish my man and days I despise him. I don't know if that is "normal" but that's what it's like for me. Sometimes I want to gouge his eyes out with a spoon and other days I just can't get over how much I love him and all the things about him that are special to me.
Only you can understand your reasons and feelings, but I hope I was able to shed some light for ya. from my perspective.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:12pm.
where do you buy such stuff?
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:10pm.
LOL @ Jack.
Thanks
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:10pm.
I was 21 and hubby was 27. And that didn't happen to me. I feel like a freak now because I know a lot of people get nervous no matter how much in love they are.
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Totally don't get it. I feel almost embarrassed because we've been together and largely happy for over four years so it seems like an inappropriate way to feel.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
PSL- You have the best attitude when it comes to realizing that sometimes, its as simple as getting what you put in. I'm so happy for you- for your new job and your new man and hope it only keeps getting better.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:11pm.
Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:07pm.
why do you think youve been single so long?
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Because I choose to be. I like being single and dating. Works for me. Don't even try to lecture me on relationships fruitcake.
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I agree, every one needs to find out and do what they like, not what society tells them is right.
Marriage and kids is not for everyone, so enjoy your singledom!!!!!! :D
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:09pm.
Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:07pm
STFU & LEAVE ZOMAY ALONE!
FUCK OFF!
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?huh?
you must not have understtod: She wrote I have been single for 4 years: I asked why? How is that messing with her?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:03pm.
I am so bummed that jack is married.
*sigh*
whatever! LOL - I can't keep up with you fuckers... too. much. to. read.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:03pm.
I just bought something called "Just a drop" for toilets. It works really well in public toilets. You put a couple drops in the bowl and the previous user's smell vanishes.
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That stuff was invented by Canadians (even tho we think our own shit don't stink, hehehhee) My teenage sons use it and in their case, it's "Just 20 Drops"
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Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:07pm.
why do you think youve been single so long?
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Because I choose to be. I like being single and dating. Works for me. Don't even try to lecture me on relationships fruitcake.
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:08pm.
Flaxseed and Fish Oil are two different things. I take flaxseed and there is no fish taste nor burps.
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I take flaxseed too, but in natural form (no pills). I just sprinkle it on cereal every morning and it has a mildly nutty taste - no fish taste.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
LOL @ Jack.
Good to have you here!!!
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:07pm.
Here's a serious question for the marrieds:
Did getting engaged freak you out a little, even if you really loved your man? I am in 'talks' with my long term boyfriend about getting hitched, and I'm happy, yet sort of scared. I'm 27 going on 28 so I'm not super young or anything, so it's not that. I really don't get it, because I love him and am very happy with him.
We looked at rings the other day and I was shaking like a leaf!
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I was 21 and hubby was 27. And that didn't happen to me. I feel like a freak now because I know a lot of people get nervous no matter how much in love they are.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Support the cause, save a cunt http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi/36997877
EH: is this how you talk to people IRL ????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
PSL - I have to agree 110% that when you have a positive attitude about yourself and life in general, you attract positive people.
Same with negativity. When I was a user, I always wondered why I kept finding myself surrounded by loosers and fellow users, because THAT was where I was in life and who I attracted, the positive people knew to stay the hell away LOL.
Right on. I am so happy for you!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:06pm.
Life's too short, so we have fun and fuck everyone if they don't like it.
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I read that as you like to have fun so you fuck everyone.....fre-kay!!!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
*whistles at ISMU*
How YOU doin?
Oxy, here ya go:
*passes around tumblers of boxed wine*
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:04pm
try living in this city :S
what city is it you guys live in... i so far behind lol
You all are awesome! I sincerely love so many of you......boyfriend thinks it is hilarious how "close" I am to so many people I have never met in person! Though I am sure all of you are in the same boat as far as that goes!
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I don't want to stop just because , people walking by or watching us
I don't give a damn what they think, I want you now
- Janet Jackson "Any Time, Any Place"
Event Horizon on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:07pm
STFU & LEAVE ZOMAY ALONE!
FUCK OFF!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Flaxseed and Fish Oil are two different things. I take flaxseed and there is no fish taste nor burps.
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Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory.
LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:05pm.
hahahahahahaha, so no more matches then, huh?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:03pm.
Anybody care to catch a bitch up? I've been gussying up myself and the house for tonight's outting.
*shows jack smooth leg*
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Are you gonna be serving boxed wine at tonight's outting. May I have a cup of it...pleeze.
*rubs hand up and down leg...leg scratches hand*
Thanks, MissJane. *smoochies*
Mr. Uvula and I are also going to be 7 years married this year and 10 years together next month. Sweet shit.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:00pm.
Mother superior, maybe you should type up one of those obnoxious bathroom notes and tape it over the toilet explaining the difference between men's and women's restrooms and how you'd appreciate it if the hideous wife-buying urine sprayer could try to be more human?
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I had the very same problem with a flatmate a few years ago.
A guy aged 39 who, in a house of women, didn't put the loo seat down and left us starring at his pee.
His response: What can I do, I'm a man!
This attitude is the very same that the guy at work has.
Am I being unreasonable?
I just think it SO gross! Talking to him doesn't help and I think it's silly to get my other colleagues involved.
How are you in your early 30s with an 18 year old? *confused*
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Here's a serious question for the marrieds:
Did getting engaged freak you out a little, even if you really loved your man? I am in 'talks' with my long term boyfriend about getting hitched, and I'm happy, yet sort of scared. I'm 27 going on 28 so I'm not super young or anything, so it's not that. I really don't get it, because I love him and am very happy with him.
We looked at rings the other day and I was shaking like a leaf!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Momus, great how we met story!
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She's flat and that's that!
@MJT - I totally understand. Have been a long time "lurker" on this site but just recently started posting. I figured out who the loons are, trust.