Doggy Wants A Blunt
Jen Nestor knew that some shit was not right with her dog Jack after he finished off three plates of nachos, barked about conspiracy theories, watched 4-hours of Yo Gabba Gabba! and howled at everything she said. Jen finally took Jack to the vet after he barfed up what she describes as "liquid marijuana." Is it gross to admit that I probably would've smoked that shit up? I can feel you nodding "yes" from here.
Jen thinks that Jack might have found and eaten a secret stash of marijuana at Seward Park. A couple of months earlier, some dude found a duffel bag in the park filled with 5 pounds of the good shit. Jen went on to yap that while visiting the park, Jack ran off on his own for only a few minutes. Three hours later, he was stumbling around and riding high on the green cloud.
Jack's vet induced vomiting to get the weed out of his system. The bill came to around $1,500! Hey, who said a good time was cheap.
Jen laughs about it now and warned Jack to stay away from drugs from now on. Yeah right, lady. Look at Jack's eyes! Jack got a taste of the herb and he's not going back. Jen should seriously keep three eyes on him! If she doesn't, she might find Jack trolling the park with his tongue hanging out and begging for just one hit. It happens to the best of us.
P.S. - I'll race you to Seward Park!
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yes mk! come to my neighborhood!! that is why i would not own an animal...disgusting. vomiting and he probably ate it too. so gross. not that i have anything against people with animals...not that anyone cares
angel i ~ Exactly...........He was depressed for days!
That dog isn't stupid. Need to smoke that shit Cheech and Chong style (I'm probably the 4th person to say that).
That dog has one eye that looks like Stain's and one normal brown eye.
I know her! Yay, Jen!
Uh huh and why my dog ate my pot I told the vet he must have found it in the park too.
Wuts up w/this Denise Richards shit all over my screen...please take it down.
And the good shit is dangerous for doggies, glad she brought him to the vet instead of just wondering like other dog owners do. And natural lawn grass is healthy for them, hmm go figure.
my 2 doggies eat grass, real grass!:)YUCK so do my 2 kitties.YUCK
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on another weed critter note, my dog Dixie LOVES to get high...she sits behind a fan so the weed smoke gets to her quicker..it is so darn cute...she will just sit behind the fan and look at you...telling you, please light up, I need some weeds today...she just likes the effect..not stumbling around type high, just mellow high so she can take a nippy-nap!
i've been thinking about visiting seattle and now that they have free weed in the parks for both man and dog, i'm booking my tickets...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
i know people that have taken their dogs to the vet thinking they were dying, only to find out they were just stoned. my advice is to get your dog stoned so youll know what it looks like...your dog will thank you for it :)
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:58pm.
Did Michael K bark/barf up some Denise Richards?
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Let him make his $. Glitter doesn't grow on trees.
@Dallas: I'm guessing it took your fiance a little while longer ;p
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In the late '90's I had a cocker spaniel and I was engaged at the time. We left to go out to dinner and when we returned, my fiance could not find his FULL bag of weed that he had just purchased. He turned the house upside down thinking he was forgetting where he put it (which was normal behavior).I went to take the dog outside and the poor little guy was weaving.......he was so stoned. Had eaten the whole bag of pot and the plastic bag it was in! We rushed him to the vet and $835.00 later we left. It took about 3 days before he was back to normal! (the cocker spaniel that is)
Holy shit, I know that lady!!!
She has the best Exorcist Regan MacNeil Halloween costume I've ever seen.
My dog once found 3 kilos of coke in the park, dragged it home, and hid it in my attic. I told the police I would tell them where the dog found it, if they promised not to press charges.
Did Michael K bark/barf up some Denise Richards?
Jen knew something wasn't right with Jack when he kept howling each time they passed a Taco Bell.
i love this story, well, not if the doggy didn't like it. i'm glad he's ok.
but i wish this was me and my doggy had found the weed and alerted me to it.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
LOL anyone else here from Seattle who wants to go "hiking" in Seward Park with me this weekend? You bring the rolling papers and I'll bring the waterproof matches.
Crazy, madam s. That's sounds so scary! I'm gald your doggie was ok.
But this guy: That stick right there? That was the YUMMIEST stick he EVER chewed. Trust.
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Just once, just fucking once I'd like to find a bag of weed! Is that too much to ask for! Fuck
I get my dogs stoned all the time... never anything bad happens. Hell, when I break out the bong my Shiba-inu always comes and sits next to me waiting for her turn. :)
@madam s.
I can understand that; I'd feel the same way.
Was just wondering if he offered....glad pups is fine. :)
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Hmmm... I never even considered having him pay for the vet bill. It was pricey too. I think I was so relieved my dog was okay that I never even thought twice of the bill again.
Damn, I must be going to the wrong parks.
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:50pm
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Oh wow, that's awful. I can't believe you restrained yourself enough to *only* punch him. BTW, did 'friend' offer to pay the vet bill?
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So the dog "found" a bag in the park? Rightttt...
My cat loves the green, one day she devoured part of a bag I stupidly left on the coffee table. There were teeth and claw marks all over that shit (and of COURSE it was the good stuff!) but I couldn't stay mad cause her reaction was priceless. She started tripping out and jumping after imaginary bugs, then made a couple laps around the apartment and promptly passed out for a big ol' nap. :)
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Submitted by VaNcItY on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:46pm.
hahaha. It suits him quite well!
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Long story, but to make it short... I used to work with a friend who is a major stoner and one day he came in with pot brownies and gave them to everyone. I was busy and not paying attention to him and never knew about it and didn't know that he said "I put something in your bag". WELL. The next day I run out to do errands, but don't bring my bag. One of my two dogs is the most mischievous thing ever (everything in my place has baby locks on it or else she'll get to it) and when I got home and my bag had been completely gone through and strewn about it didn't even phase me.
As the afternoon went on though, she started really acting more and more fucked up. REALLY fucked up. Not to mention this was a HUGE massive pot brownie and she weighs about 20 pounds. By the time I was supposed to go to work that evening I was sort of freaking out, rushed her to my vet on the way to work, and told them to do whatever tests they needed to. When they asked me if she had eaten anything, I listed every single thing I thought was a possibility, none of which was pot. The vet kept saying "She appears heavily intoxicated", and I kept INSISTING it wasn't even a possibility.
The vet proceeded to take x-rays, etc. and I was in tears at work after the vet told me it appeared she had some serious degenerative neurological disease! About two hours later my same stoner friend comes into work, and when I see him I burst into tears and start telling him about my dog and all of the terrible details, and he just looks at me and says "What about the pot brownie I put in your bag?" Horrified, I was like "WHAT?". Called the vet and said, "Ummmm....there appears to be new information available in this mystery...". Etc. Etc.
I was also worried about the chocolate in the brownie, but the vet said most brownies aren't as harmful because they are more sugar than actual cacao (although obviously they still shouldn't have them). Anyways, my dog was super mellow and obedient for about 4 days, and then she was back to her naughty, naughty ways.
I never thought the situation was funny, because it's never seemed to me that animals enjoy being high... they're just confused and it pisses me off when I hear about people getting their cats stoned and stuff. My dog was definitely scared and out of it, and I felt TERRIBLE, and also repeatedly punched my friend.
You know what? I'm really disappointed in that wilderness guy that we ended up knowing ANYTHING about that weed he found. I'm also really disappointed that he din't have my number:( I would have told him what's what, I'll tell you what.
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hahaha. It suits him quite well!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by The Real Mimi on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:27pm.
Does someone have a Phil Spector avatar with the Gosselin hair?
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/club_epitome/specgossie.jpg
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Bottom-feeder.
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Does someone have a Phil Spector avatar with the Gosselin hair?
Yep it is. he he. He's also got a chain, some rings and a gold bracelet on. It's from a google image search from MK's post about Phil Spector looking like gollum.
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 12:58pm.
OMG VaNcItY, is that Gollum wearing a Burberry hat?! LOL I love it!
"Found a bag" - Right Jen. Quit trying to cover for yourself. Weed ain't bad, baby!
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
I fear for Matthew McConaughey's dogs.
loozer, the chocolate in pot brownies would be more dangerous to the doggie than the weed.
Hemp-Bone biscuits instead?
Does Purina make brownies? Maybe they need a couple of new lines of cheeto and dorito flavored dog food.
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Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory.
Well, at least he wasn't eating his own poo.
OMG VaNcItY, is that Gollum wearing a Burberry hat?! LOL I love it!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
This is something Ralph (baby in my avie) would do. He loves eating any kind of plants. I used to have to watch him around the garden, he'd bite the flowers off my gerber daisies and pull tomatoes off the vine because they looked like balls. He's gotten a little better now, but I don't think he'd pass up any weed.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
All responsible dog owners let their dogs run off in a fucking park without supervision. Here in California, you might go to prison if you do that.
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Dogs and cats love eating weed! I had a puppy back in the day who ate one of my roaches. Sometimes I come home from work and my cat is acting funny. I always wonder if he got into some pot that was left on the table.
Is he chewing on a Thai stick?
And I'd say the FDA should hire Jack but I suspect he'd want to take his work home with him.
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obviously you people are all fakers. Anyone who has ever made pot brownies knows that the THC is not activated without heat. Definitely, it will make you sick, and the shitty ass pesticides used on the crop can kill you. But getting high from eating raw dope is not bloody likely.
LMAO @ the picture
Good Doggie!
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