Friday, June 12th 2009
Trophy Wife Icon: CZJ
Last night in Hollywood, Michael Douglas was honored by the American Film Institute and his shiny trophy was right there to next him smiling like she means it. That's why Cubic Zirconia Jones is an icon to all gold diggers. Yes, CZJ acts in movies sometimes, but being a trophy wife is her first priority. And she does it oh so well!
When Michael's colostomy bag spills in the middle of the night, CZJ probably doesn't even bat an eye. Well, I don't think she can bat her eye at all, because of ze Botoz. But if she could, she still wouldn't. She simply slips into her marabou-lined slippers, waltzes to the bathroom, makes sure her make-up is perfect and then quietly calls for the maid to come clean Michael's caca up. A classy whore in every way.
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He's a dessicated piece of shit.
HOW she has sex with him is beyond me...
just a floozy:
Catherine Zeta Jones isn't white? What is she, an eskimo? Smoking is one of the worst things you can do to your skin. It's almost as bad as sun exposure, and sometimes even worse.
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Mmm...he's go those sexy lizard lips.
mk, you are so right. why isn't she teaching at the learning annex? she can show them all how it is done.
this picture doesn't do her justice, but i like watching her in movies and maybe she's a beyotch, or maybe not, but i would rather see her than angie in a movie.
I think she's really pretty, and does being 39 better than Heather Graham does...I know about 80% of you disagree with me but that trick looks desperate and was never really that pretty in the first place.
...I digress.
She reminds me of my mum. I like 'er.
Michael looks like he smells like Polident,
Ben-Gay and a whole lotta mothballs.
Saw a rumor from some movie insurance person that says she's 12 years older than she claims. So that's 51. I guess she looks good for her real age.
She's a beautiful woman, couldn't she have found a filthy rich man who was good looking? It's hard to believe the best she could do was this Fossil.
Yes, CZJ may be the trophy wife extraordinaire, but, she couldn't have chosen a better whale to leech off of. Michael Douglas is well known and loaded. I mean, she can't live off of t-mobile royalties forever and I can't even think of people who saw that film she did with an even older gentleman (I wonder if she tried to marry him too) Sean Connery.
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T-mobile and T-pepaw.
I love the 5th thumbnail, It's like,
CZJ: C'mon Michael, stop embarrassing me...
MD: But I need to pee....
CZJ: Didn't I have the nanny or vet or pool cleaner DOUBLE DEPENDS your old leaky ass??? Piss in your pants, I'm not about to miss this photo op...
MD: But I need to pee...
CZJ: *pinching inside of MD's elbow hard*...Shhhhhhht...Here comes the photogs...Listen, you brain dead, stale fart of an old fuck...Don't fuck this up for me...*flipping hair, giving big smile*....
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Christ-I cant believe shes not 40 yet-she looks like shes well preserved for 60....
Ive always thought she looks like a Welsh barmaid....
He looks just like his daddy( who I once saw dribbling his peas in a restaurant and who put me off my steak).
Is is just me or does her face looks kind of hairy up close?
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MK~ my co-workers are staring at me like I am a lunatic because I am laughing uncontrollably with this & the Kate post...
You're on fire as always~ happy weekend!
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she's not as gorgeous looking here as she is in her movies..and the part down the middle does nothing for her, but she still is a hottie but not a 39 year old hottie...more like a 45 year old hottie...
czjs was calling herself 29 at least 15 years ago
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You can usually tell someone's real age (if they've had lots of plastic surgery/botox) by looking at their neck and hands.
CZJ looks like she has an old neck. The shadow from her hair may be throwing me off tho.
That and her face looks completely plastic.
In her perfume ads, CZJ looks hella hot...here, not so much. Plus, I think she is way older than 39 (I would say more like 45) and I have heard she is a raging bitch.
Michael Douglas is looking as old as Kirk.
isn't MD bored with her yet? shes too old now. ;>
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Posts like this one remind me why I love Michael K. so much.
are we sure that's michael douglas and not kurt? they look about the same age...i've always thought czj was lovely, and i know we all age dammit, but yowzah around the eyes...wtf? this chick is not just hitting 40...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I look @ CZJ sometimes...meh.Other times I know exactly what Michael was thinking.This is one of those times.I would happily play "the pool boy" to her "bored rich housewife".
I didn't even recognize her at first. She's so altered that she looks like the author DIana Gabaldon.
Michael Douglas was SO fucking hot when he was younger. CZJ looks like shit here- I usually think she is gorgeous.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
I smoke, and I know it's bad for your skin (as well as your health). HOWEVER, Jen Aniston does look younger and she smokes. So maybe there's hope?
Or maybe I should just quit. Damn. I just bought a pack today after not smoking for a week. It's so freaken hard!
You would think he could buy a decent haircut with all his $$$$. I'll bet he doesn't wash anymore Ewww.
Hey, she got an Oscar for all of her troubles...
Snowpiece: Hahaha! Damn, I'm sorry but Aniston was the first one I could think of!. I tried to remember who else is 40 but I just got a huge brain fart. Cluck cluck!.
Sugaroo: Yeah, that's what I meant. Both women are 40 and Aniston manages to look better.
Xerquina: I don't mean who's more beautiful or whatever, I mean that Aniston, as you say, looks younger.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:58pm.
hang on. she's only 39?? i thought she was like 46.
i'm the same age as her and i still get carded. i've never had botox or juvederm, have no wrinkles, and my neck doesn't look all strained & chickeny.
jeebus! she's ate up for 39!!
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I just said the same exact thing...and I am her same age tooooooooo!!!
hang on. she's only 39?? i thought she was like 46.
i'm the same age as her and i still get carded. i've never had botox or juvederm, have no wrinkles, and my neck doesn't look all strained & chickeny.
jeebus! she's ate up for 39!!
The thought of Michael Douglas being a sex addict just made me wretch.
I cant figure out how to reply to posted comments but foosrock asked how CZJ could want his "swivel dick" LOL! HEEEYYYYY i'll try a swivel dick.
Michael Douglas somehow manages to look more like Kirk Douglas' brother, than his son.
On a related note, despite being almost the same age, Catherine Zeta Jones makes Denise Richards (the bane of the page of late, it seems) look like an old woman who loves photoshop a little bit too much.
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Aniston even looks younger than Angelina.
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@rotten eggs you're kidding right?! Aniston doesn't look better than CZJ at all. Aniston looks younger than CZJ though.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:42pm.
-"Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:35pm."
Yeah, I've read about it and I completely believe those rumors. Even if she looks good, she doesn't look less-than-40 good. Aniston is 40, right? and she looks much better
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None of the women I know who are 40 look as raddled as CZJ. Aniston looks great, though.
Oh shit. Bring on the Brangeloonies.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:42pm.
. Aniston is 40, right? and she looks much better.
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OOIIIIIII - love you, but don't be trashing the loveryly m douglas and czj :)
ps - love the Denis Richards ads.....WTF??? But she looks hot :)
@mummus:
apparently thats what happened because kirk looks better than his son.
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-"Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 2:35pm."
Yeah, I've read about it and I completely believe those rumors. Even if she looks good, she doesn't look less-than-40 good. Aniston is 40, right? and she looks much better.
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"That's why Cubic Zirconia Jones is an icon to all gold diggers"
Hilarious and true. She used to annoy me but now I think, well, I couldn't pick you kids out in a line up if my life depended on it so you're doing something right. Plus, I imagine in HW the age gap is not the same as it would be in real life. She saw her chance, took it BUT has kept up her side of the deal. Good work lovely girl as they say in Wales.
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What I DO like about her is her figure.
Does't matter if it's plastic, I think she's got a nice shape. Not too thin and not too obese. :D
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@foosrock: We ASSUME they fuck. For all we know, CZJ slips an Ambien with his nightly scotch and kisses him goodnight.
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