Saturday, June 13th 2009
Calgon, Take Her Away!
Katie Holmes took Suri to buy a new friend at the American Girl Place store in Los Angeles yesterday, but she really should have gone to a back alley pharmacy instead to pick up a different kind of doll. The kind of doll that comes in a pretty orange bottle marked HALCION. That shit probably isn't allowed in The House of Cooze, but she should stuff it in Suri's dolly so she can smuggle it in.
The saddest part is that Katie's "zombie with a hangover" face didn't come from excessive boozing. It came from being exposed to Tommy's excessive craziness. Somebody hit her snooze button.
Here's more of the weepy little robot with Suri yesterday. Suri is becoming a master at discreetly flipping off us off.
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I officially retire from hating on this kid and her kid. Cruise is a nutjob. This chick is as generic single mom as you can get and apparently all the dollars don't make it any more fun.
HAVE A LIFE KID
It's not so much that she looks tired from running around with Suri, but more like she seems malnourished and her cheeks are way sunken in. Girlfriend needs to eat a burger or too, especially when running after a kid as young as Suri, ya know?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Both Katie and Suri need to get away from the control freak and get some friends! They both strike me as lonely and sad. Suri os growing up spoiled and alone, catered to by a housefull of adults but do you really think she has any friends to play with?
Is Tom Douche Cruise really that powerful? I guess the price you have to pay to get away is to leave your kid with him, like Nicole. I don't think Katie would do that.
I read somewhere that Tom said Suri was very strong willed. The combination of Suri and Tom must be just too much for poor Kate.
she looks anemic . that cult diet is killing her spiritually, physically and im sure her brain is being affected... CULT MEMBER
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The war isn't working.
Tom should buy her some food.
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I reckon she's always carrying Suri because the poor kid is so freaked out by the media circus that constantly surrounds them. The first reaction of wee people that age, in a situation they're uncomfortable with or with lots of strangers, is to cling on to Mummy. The way Suri has her face buried in Katie's shoulder reinforces that - she's trying to pretend that everyone else isn't there.
This is what gets me the most about these people: although I feel quite sorry for Katie, she's an adult woman who made a choice to a) become an actress and b) marry a certified loon and become embroiled in the paparazzi circus. Her child didn't make that choice, and there is no way she needs to be exposed to it. If Katie wants to get something new for the baby, surely they're filthy rich enough to get a selection of stock sent to their house? Or she can go shopping alone. Or they can use the back freakin' door. This is using the wean for attention, pure and simple, and it's WRONG.
ps Hekki, PB & J isn't exactly a national dish in Scotland, but it's known and we like it a lot in our house.
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She looks dead in her eyes.
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Chocolate spiders are chocolate with fried noodles and peanut butter.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 6:25am.
Exactly her generalization irked me but I was and still am to damn tired to have commented on it a politely as you did.
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Yellowmarigold- What are chocolate spiders?
Also what I find funny is cadbury is the main chocolate mob here yet they don't carry the full range, because in Canada you can get a chocolate and peanut butter bar made by cadbury. And Sydneys a fair distance from me to get my peanut butter chocolate fix, but good to know...
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 5:40am.
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I have a close friend who's Norwegian and she certainly bears out what you're saying. She and her family do have healthier eating habits then the average North American. However, I'm not sure anyone can say with any certainty how everyone in their country eats every day and that all the youth of a country are fit and healthy, anymore then someone can say that all North Americans are fat asses. It's a generalization.
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Finding peanut butter in Germany is not that easy, and PB&J definitely has not caught on here, and probably never will.
And there is a big difference between Nutella and peanut butter.
Nutella is made by the Devil! I stopped using it years ago through the help of a rehab program!
I use to sleep with that shit next to my bed!
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Submitted by Vico on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 6:15am
I know a place called Sugar Fix that sells Reese's Pieces and other US and UK candy brands in Sydney. But you can just make chocolate spiders :)
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Re-Peanut butter, it's not so popular in aussieland, all I can get are little jars of it. And peanut butter and chocolate, ala reese's pieces, is not to be found at all Boo-urns!
to Norwaygirl and others jelly=jam=fruit preserve spread m'kay?
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 3:04pm.
In Australia peanut butter is popular, but peanut butter and jelly sandwiches haven't really caught on at all. I really like PB&J but no one else I know does.
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 5:40am.
I think 'jelly' means a type of jam. In Australia we call what Americans would call 'jello' 'jelly' and call 'jelly' 'jam'.
And I've always wanted to visit Norway. It sounds like a really interesting place.
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Regarding peanutbutter in other countries:
I live in Norway, and all things sweet is kind of a no-no when it comes to feeding children (or adults for that matter)
No one (besides abusive parents) give their children sandwiches with Nutella or peanutbutter more than 4-5 times a month, and never before they are at least seven years. In school, there are lunchboxes with bread made out of rye or other non-white flour. And cheese or salami (without color or much fat)
Cookies or chokolate are for saturdays only.
I have no idea what "Jelly" is. It may be what we call "gele". If that's the case, that is something children eat in birthdays, with vanillacream in top. Different flavours, like strawberry or lemon. And it's not liquid, nor hard. It's digusting really, and I have no idea how to describe it.
We are healthy here in my country, and the children are fit and happy.
Anytime I want to feel sorry for KateBot, I remind myself that she chose this life. She allowed herself to be wined and dined, and then she signed on the dotted line.
Now she has no control over her life. Her family is allegedly not cool with it all, and plus she brought a child into the equation which makes it harder for her to escape.
So if she thought her career was going to take off a la Kdman's, she should have reviewed her resume and thuoght again.
'Dawson's Creek' is as good as she gets.
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She just looks so depressed... she has that dead-eyes look.
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Poor Katie!!! She just needs to come clean to the media about the contract or deal she made with SATOM (satan+tom?best I could do on short notice). Just expose all that nasty crap she thinks she's forced to do because she agreed to, thinking the money would make it all okay. So now in hindsight she sees what she could not have predicted, which is a miserable, empty life. This is unhealthy for her and for Suri, and whatever legal hold she thinks Tom has over her would surely dissipate in the light of exposure to the media & to the public. Tom would surely come off as the villain, and he can't afford too much more negative perception out here, where he's treading thin ice at best right now. FREE KATIE! FREE KATIE! FREE KATIE! FREE KATIE!
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Team Valtrex on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 9:11pm.
She looks like a member of the Manson family.
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This chick can't even pack a bag and run. the "CHURCH" will find your ass, no matter what you do. That's what that look in her eyes shows. Katie, I feel for you, babe. But, if you dance with the devil, be prepared to get your toes broken by his cloven hooves. And he ALWAYS leads. Such a promising career that has been squandered.
katiebot looks like she could really use a hug...i almost feel sorry for her...almost...
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Calgon take her away! LMAO MK! She needs that and a whole lot more! That cult has really worn her down.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 5:55pm.
Brit-Brit called. She wants her dead eyes back...
Wouldn't it be awesome if Katie had a Shitney style break down...I know, I know what an awful thing to say, but I'm hell bound whether I say shit like this or not, so I elect to say it...
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She shoulda been careful what she wished for cos she got it.
She looks like a member of the Manson family.
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This is the face if a very unhappy woman. Maybe just for the day but still yet....very unhappy. Sorry Katie. Chin up!! It will all be ok. Run like the dickens, STAT! I can't hate on anyone that miserable. Always take care of the under dog.
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kate needs a hamburger or 2 and then hit the bar or bong with us. that's it!!
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those dead dead eyes !! i would feel sorry for her, but she asked for it.
Gee, KatieBot looks majorly PO in these photos. Did Tommy Girl cut her beard allowance? Also, let that kid walk! She is not an infant.
Brit-Brit called. She wants her dead eyes back...
Wouldn't it be awesome if Katie had a Shitney style break down...I know, I know what an awful thing to say, but I'm hell bound whether I say shit like this or not, so I elect to say it...
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God all that money and still looks like hell......
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her skin looks doughy
Awwwww. People who get brainwashed gives me the sads.
1. 'kate' looks anorexic (again)
2. why is denise richards' ugly photoshpped face and fake ass color contacts splashed all over the place
She looks like shit.
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it's the "i given up" face, and Suri is the only one who can save them.
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All this talk of Peanut Butter is making me hungry..mmmmmm. I love the crunchy kind but no one else does so I have to stick with the smooth.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 2:33pm.
HAHAHAHAHA. Gross, but hilarious.
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Sorry to break it to you MK but it's not zombie face, it's her "I'm not wearing make up" face.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 2:33pm.
We're giving Tom too much credit for being omnipotent. He's got personality flaws ripe for the picking. Katie needs to be a little smarter and exploit that shit.
I bet some golddigger like Tameka Foster could get Tom eating out of her hand and begging for permission to pull out her tampons.
LOL.
All those millions and she has her hair in a one inch ponytail?
I'm from Germany and I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. You can find either creamy and crunchy pb in any supermarket here. I think it has become quite common to eat it for breakfast. Nutella still takes the No. 1 spot for sweet bread spreads, but I think peanut butter with jelly is a close 2.
At least for me. :)
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I KNEW IT!!!!! I knew that once the media..US. Got a hold of those Blind Items that the Co$ would come down HARD on KatieBot....she totally looks peen whipped *tommygirl wishes that e was peen whipped*...I digress....
she looks like she got the complete Co$ steam roller treatment...of saunas, barley water colonics, and 24/7 Sciencreeptology handlers reading all L.Ron's rants...
......no one leaves Lawnjockey Cruise unscathed...Tommygirl probably has Surly calling Katiebot "Katie" instead of Mommy....he did that to Nicole...The two adopted kids stopped calling Nicole Mommy and started calling her Nicole....
......they threatened to take the little girl away....
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 3:04pm.
OT: How do countries other than the U.S. feel about peanut butter? As I was chowing a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with my kids today, I wondered. I know it's an American delicacy (shout out to George Washington Carver!), but has it translated transAtlantically? Do the Brits eat it? Germans? Saudis? Ecuadorians?
Anyone not in the US care to tell me
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mmm, peanut butter and jelly! somebody make me a sandwich, please! only smooth PB though!
i first had an encounter with PB a few years ago only and loved it since then. what's not to love!? :)
in my country(poland) this goodness isn't popular (i believe there's many who have never tried it)but affordable and in stores. i had people asking me what do i see in it cos they found it disgusting. well, just how they don't get how i can like it, i don't get how they can hate it!
She looks like Edie Sedgwick in "Ciao! Manhattan",
after an electroshock treatment.
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