Cristiano's Second Night With Wonky
For the second night in a row, Cristiano Ronaldo ignored the CDC's warnings and spent time with the corroded crotch growth that is Parasite Hilton.
On Thursday night, Parasite and Cristiano met at club before going back to Nicky Hilton's house where they most likely played a little game of "Pin the Herp Sore on the Peen." Last night, Cristiano showed up to Parasite's "GO AWAY" party. Parasite off to Dubai for a few weeks to shoot her reality doody show My New BFF. The Sun says that Cristiano only stayed for a couple of hours. Ugh. That's still enough time for him to stick his skin rod into her cesspoon of destruction.
Cristiano needs to curb his dick before someone really gets hurt! He needs to think of his glorious eyebrows! One morning he's going to wake up and they are going to be gone! They aren't going to put up with him making gross toxic love with Wonky! Or even worse, Wonky's lethal snatch fumes could burn his eyebrows right off! Think of your brows, man! You obviously worked hard at getting them to look so sweet, precious and fragile. Eyebrows, you in danger girl!
Here's Wonky arriving at some studio in L.A. yesterday afternoon with Tinkerbell in her hands. Tinkerbell must have been taking charm lessons at Barbizon, because she didn't learn to keep her legs closed from her owner.
She keeps her animals in cages all day. They are fashion accessories to her, nothing more. Chihuahuas get very attached to one owner and need individual attention. She's a cruel idiot, even if she doesn't wear fur.
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She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at rich dating site ---" !!! .sugarscupid.com " ---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
What is so special about this crotch rot that has all these men wanting to f**k her?
He looks sooo sad. Maybe he just stared at his crotch and saw things crawling out of it. The goodbye gift Herpes gives all her lovers
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that slut has totally ruined Cristiano Ronaldo for me..........didn't his handlers tell him that everything and anything has been down that vagina
She gets dressed up and celebrates every time she gives someone herpes! Poor Christian, Wonky McValtrex strikes again!!
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 9:41am.
Wonky has some cokey crust stuck in her beak! (pic 5)
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I think Wilmer Valderama (sp) is hot. Even though he may be a douche, I don't think this guy is comparable to him at all as far as looks.
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MK-does anyone give a fuck about this skank any more?
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I think this post merits a "your vagina is large" tag.
Did he not infamously ignore her last year when she tried throwing herself all over him? Shes breaking him down. Nooo! Christano save yourself!
Oh, and its reported that his contract climbs to him earning over £500k per week in the last year. Fuck!! He better stop fucking dirty skanks or he wont live to get that cash!!!!!
Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 11:15pm.
I hope in a few years he's crying (like Beckham) about how he should have never left a great team like MU. Let him take his diving elsewhere.
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Hahaha! Bitter Man U fans are so much fun. I'm sure he'll be crying into his £50+ million cups about leaving the dreary, depressing shithole that is Manchester. The boy is Portugese, he was never meant long for that climate. Furthermore, he gave six years to that club, which is damn near a lifetime commitment these days (and brought back every major European title). The hate on him from Man U fans is really undeserved.
He probably already has every STD in the book, if you believe those stories about the hookers. I just hope some new superstrain of disease doesn't emerge from them bumping petri dishes.
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Even Tinkerbell #23423423 looks suicidal.
Wonky has some cokey crust stuck in her beak! (pic 5)
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
He's gonna miss that dick when its gone.
I had no interest in watching the games at present....I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___Meetrich.Com_____a great place for rich people to meet their soul mates....
Imagining these ho's potential offspring just made my brain hurt. It would unleash a whole new kind of ugly into the world.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
He's a cunt, she's got a ROTTEN cunt!
We are surprised that Christiano has become a star. Most hot 'soccer stars' both look like and ARE hardened homosexuals. Christiano is just cute and innocent looking. We like that!
I love the parking lot photoshoot.
I haven't seen that much parking lot glamour since Wal-Mart's security camera footage of their latest kidnapping / rape / murder.
THis should be a surprise. He is the male Wonky.
He can play football, but WOnky can suck a dick like no other. Don't ask them to think or express an original thought.
He was a total cunt throughout the world cup. They deserve one another.
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 1:44am
Quick search produced:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1715851.ece
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article30447.ece
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article10310.ece
There's more but I don't feel like sifting through it all. One of the hookers sort of looks like Heidi Montag
Please stop having articles about Paris. She is old, and no one cares. Yes, he is a cutie talk about him and no wonky.
Beckham was more talented, sure Ronaldo's faster and quicker, but please don't let his youtube videos of him doing tricks on the likes of Justin Hoyte and random step overs at the corner flag. Beckham could manipulate the ball way better. He was bought so he could distract defenders and sell a fucking huge amount of shirts. Besides.
I'd take a Messi, Kaka, Ribery, Villa, Diego, Fabregas, Torres and hell even a Potato faced Rooney.
Oh btw, the Amount of 80m was in £'s!
Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 1:37am.
I guess he likes hookers. Now they are officially not the worst thing he's ever done.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 12:59am
There's 2 stories you can find in the Sun, one was by 2 hookers who went to his house in Manchester and the others about a hooker in Rome. I know there are plenty of other "articles" detailing some of his exploits but I think those are the only 2 that can be found online.
Sorry if this has been asked before, but who the fuck is this guy? He looks like he should audition for a celebreality contest show on VH1.
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has anyone noticed Matthew McConaughey life is now mirroring his role in "Tiptoes" where because of his genes has a dwarf child??? hmmmm? i hope i'm wrong thou.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 12:44am
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I'm not super sure about this but I think awhile ago this dude was in Portugal and there were reports of him and his buddies messing around with hookers. I guess the hookers talked to the press about it. Still, Paris is worse than a whore. She was born rich and whores herself for free.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 12:21am
you're right, Becks isn't a diver.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 12:18am
You never heard the full story. I'm not sure which one the OP is talking about, but I guess passing chicks around with your buddies isn't as bad as sleeping with that skeezer. Those chicks are still probably cleaner than Wonky.
Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 11:15pm.
AHAHA spike you bitter manYOO fan. CR7 was man u and they'll have a hard time replacing him. he's nothing like Becks, for starter he is waaaay better and still young. but it's inexcusable that he's with wonky. gross
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 12:18am.
How is banging a hooker worse than him banging Paris?
Submitted by janemartin00 on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 11:15pm.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
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How is banging a hooker worse than him banging Paris? A simple transaction to take care of physical need without any strings is better than him ruining his already shaky image forever by banging the queen of genital warts. He must really fucking hate himself.
First he leaves Manchester United, now Wonky? He's dead to me.
Read some stories on him I don't think Wonky's the grossest thing he's ever been with... you know what I take it back those hookers that bragged about banging him in ?6 M&S underwear have more class than she does.
For the record he's not seeing any of that $80 million it goes to Manchester United, but the papers are reporting that Madrid will have to pony up $100 mill total so he (and his agent) are getting something. And for the next 6 seasons he will be making $240,000 a week with raises plus I'm sure he'll have more sponsership deals, although the way he's been playing I'm sure this is the beginning of the end of his career. Messi already seized the best footballer title (plus the win in Rome) and now he's going to a team where talent goes to die. I hope in a few years he's crying (like Beckham) about how he should have never left a great team like MU. Let him take his diving elsewhere.
I can see why Ronaldo is attracted to Wonky. He clearly has lost the will to live... srsly, look at his face! One more dose of toxic twat and it'll all be over soon.
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That friggen dog is probably a familiar. Smart money's on, Nicole Richie.
two sluts...and the blonde slut can't live without a pair of balls in her snatch or her hands, so she holds the 4 legged dogs until she gets her mouth and snatch around a 2 legged human dog...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
NOOOOOOOO why that parasite has to taint the Ronaldo guy, he is hot and now he is a STD walking man..NOOO, I hate you Parasite Hilton, you are so skanky and horrible, go back to your porn videos....with F-listers, and leave ROnaldo alone...
This girl will clearly stop at nothing. Her snatch has already proven to be more lethal to mankind than the Black Hole of Calcutta.
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What is this a parking lot photo shoot? I firmly believe that these guys have a contract with her for 6 months or so. (you know how clubs would pay her to 'show up') Well I don't think clubs are that interested in her anymore so she 'rents' herself out to any guy that's seeking publicity...hey, a girl's gotta pay the bills...
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someone throw some salt at this boy! he's so fucking greasy.but then again it's a universally accepted fact that dumb skanks and Guidos are quite fond of each other.
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Of course he's sweating, his cock just ran and hid up his ass.
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What is it with these greazy guys?? That guy is as greazy as Wilmer Valderama.
Come at me bitch!
When will this cumdumpster get that animals are fucking not accessories?
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