Cristiano's Second Night With Wonky
For the second night in a row, Cristiano Ronaldo ignored the CDC's warnings and spent time with the corroded crotch growth that is Parasite Hilton.
On Thursday night, Parasite and Cristiano met at club before going back to Nicky Hilton's house where they most likely played a little game of "Pin the Herp Sore on the Peen." Last night, Cristiano showed up to Parasite's "GO AWAY" party. Parasite off to Dubai for a few weeks to shoot her reality doody show My New BFF. The Sun says that Cristiano only stayed for a couple of hours. Ugh. That's still enough time for him to stick his skin rod into her cesspoon of destruction.
Cristiano needs to curb his dick before someone really gets hurt! He needs to think of his glorious eyebrows! One morning he's going to wake up and they are going to be gone! They aren't going to put up with him making gross toxic love with Wonky! Or even worse, Wonky's lethal snatch fumes could burn his eyebrows right off! Think of your brows, man! You obviously worked hard at getting them to look so sweet, precious and fragile. Eyebrows, you in danger girl!
Here's Wonky arriving at some studio in L.A. yesterday afternoon with Tinkerbell in her hands. Tinkerbell must have been taking charm lessons at Barbizon, because she didn't learn to keep her legs closed from her owner.
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The only thing - and I mean ONLY thing - I find remotely interesting about this twat is that surgically fucked up nose with the large dew drop at the end. Fascinating.
Paris is true brown bag material.
His face is busted and beat.
Her pussy is busted and beat.
Perfect goddamn combination!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Someone please plant some hidden joint in her bag before she heads to Dubai...it's a zero tolerance country and people have been locked up for LIFE with less than that...no joke. This would be a great way to get rid of her finally. Someone ...one of her frenemies (hate that word but here it applies..) make this happen, k? Thx.
Paris was pretty once when her nose was at least only half worked on, I dunno if it was half or not worked on at all. One of things that she went wrong with was that nose!!!! Also, to me, she looks better with brown eyes. The blue eyes just make her look boring. Not that blue eyes are boring, but on her they are. She looked way more stunning with brown in old pictures as a teen.
and i prefer brad pitt with the mustache. I like mustaches.
yuck, she looks better than him. I can't believe some of ya like how he looks, then again my type is totally different than most but still, I don't even think this is the brad pitt type. I'd take brad pitt over this guy even.
she got a big ugly square face.
Submitted by beakers bitch: "I love the story from Radaronline about that, just went to dig it up again."
Wow, that was oddly satisfying. It was delicious to read about Paris and her family's humiliation. Aaaaah!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 4:56pm.
i want her "defender" to post about how sad Paris is about Doug, and that of course NOTHING happened with this skeevy athlete. Also, to tell us Paris never slept with Doug.
For reals?! Somebody actually said that?
Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 4:50pm.
Perhaps his overactive sebaceous glands enable him to repel the herpes virus?
Seriously, that is one oily mofo.
Yeah, maybe it's like teflon action!
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 6:28pm.
I love the story from Radaronline about that, just went to dig it up again. Wonky was hinting that she ended it because he cheated on her at his bachelor party or something dumb. She's way too insecure and has to always feed the stories that she ended it and paint them as the heartbroken ones.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2005/09/parisdise-lost.php
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 6:28pm.
you're right, a respectable family wouldn't allow that shit to go down.
Submitted by get serious on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 5:37pm.
are you for real? she's trying to get back with fug reinhardt?
Submitted by cabbagehead: "you guys give men way more credit than they deserve. remember that greek shipping heir that wanted to marry her? it was only her decision to break that off."
Actually, I think his parents (okay, his mama) put the kibosh on that shit. They thought she was too slutty and skanky, even if she is a "Hilton". If you know anything about Greeks, they want their sons to marry Greek virgins who will be good wives, not STD-infected idiots who make gnarly sex tapes. They probably said he was welcome to marry her, but they'd disown him and never acknowledge her.
I'm not too sure any really respectable family would accept her into it. Nicky MAYBE. Definitely not Paris.
Parasite gets laid cause she just lays there in bed like the cum-bucket she is and lets men do whatever the fuck they want to her. And she's too stupid to be much of a hassle.
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I dont find him attractive either. She can have him.
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He went back for seconds? Her sasquatch feet are probably bigger than his. Yuck.
His hair looks like he dove head first...
He is so not attractive to me.
In a few years he'll look like a disgusting leather saddle that has been ridden too much. Bit like Paris. Errrghhh...
GOOOOAAAALLLL...!
Maybe she was helping him practice? She strikes me as the type who's not afraid to take a few balls off the face.
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What a stupid slutty skank. I mean REALLY stupid. She crawls back to her boyfriend at 4am after spending a night with this dude, and begs her boyfriend to take her back, which he does. Then, she apparently fucks this dude again. All the while, the papparazzi are photo-documenting it all, to put on public websites like this. Doesn't Wonky McValtrex (ie - the stupid slutty whore) understand that "she's in the public eye & it sees everything"? I mean, really, is she THAT STUPID?
Now that I think about it, the answer is YES...
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He seems eager to get some ho stank on his peen.....
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Hilton is being paid by FC Barcelona. No. No! Seriously now. This is a match made in heaven (enter violins).
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Submitted by starstattoo on Sat, 06/13/2009 - 5:20pm.
I would be very surprised if Cristiano is not bringing his own special blend of itchy burny venereal diseases to the relationship, fetchingly giftwrapped in his foreskin.
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they're going to create some super hybrid STD. forget swine flu, there's gonna be a new pandemic in the world.
I would be very surprised if Cristiano is not bringing his own special blend of itchy burny venereal diseases to the relationship, fetchingly giftwrapped in his foreskin.
Hey Joe Shmoe
You know how they say guys with big feet have a big d!@k... well, does Paris have a big clit??? Just wondering
you guys give men way more credit than they deserve. remember that greek shipping heir that wanted to marry her? it was only her decision to break that off. one day when her looks fade she'll end up with some unfortunate looking rich guy like that. if men didn't love her so much, btw, she wouldn't constantly have a boyfriend. if they're just looking for snatch, theres plenty of women in the world for that. this bitch still gets paid a million dollars just to show up to some stupid event in austria. believe me, regardless of how we feel about her, there are people who worship this disgusting big bird.
I can only think that she pays him, then again you wouldn't need to be doing jobs on the side when you're making a £80 million transfer soon. He has dated almost every semi famous person in portugal who all happen to be hot, then...THIS.
I'm such a hypocrite, as nasty as she is. I would. Dear God. I WOULD!!??
MK, I think the word "cesspoon" deserves some sort of award.
she's gonna need about 1,000 dates to grab him. He's way too greasy for a praying mantis to grab.
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How is she holding that dog? In every one of the thumbs, especially the last one where Cruella is looking away, looks like she's got a handful of one leg and has it pinned to her, no even supporting it's little bottom or anything. Jesus, don't give her a baby.
I want to fuck the fuck out of Christian... he is sooooooo hwat! I don't care if he's an asshole, I don't want conversation. I just want to sit on his face, get him to wrap those legs around me and fuck the fuck out of me. I've had many a vision of this already.... I don't even care that he's done Parasite. YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM
men love her?! says who!? i seriously don't think this is the case. men love her vagina (infected or not it still is a vagina) being availble 24/7! that's what they love.
I don't think men love her enough to marry her, I really don't. If someone marries her it will be for money, trust that.
this slut is gonna end up married to some super rich fucker, trust that. we might hate her but for some reason unknown to me, men love her.
I really don't care if Paris does any charity work she promised or whatever she promised about getting out of jail etc. She just makes me sick with her dogs if the rumors are true, which i kinda believe now. Just stop getting dogs and take care of those 20 dogs like I would or better. Then I'll still hate her some for killing some dogs, but I won't want her shot .
1. Sleeping with Paris is not the best way to prove your "straight" it just proves your fucktard.
2. I lov how Paris think she's dressing "classy" lmao.
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She's old and pathetic. I don't understand why she refuses to grow up. Nicole Richie was equally tacky and vile, now she seems like she's really matured into a respectable woman. I don't think it's too late for Paris to turn her reputation around, but it's obvious she doesn't want to. That being said, I think Paris and captain greaseball belong together.
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LMAO MK! Eyebrows, you in danger girl!
Maybe the extra grease Cristiano is sportin' will act as a herp barrier?
another fuck buddy of hers...this is gonna end sooner that we all think.
Why not just dip your cock in battery acid, Cris? Same difference, perhaps more pleasant.
omg!
2 Nights in Paris
If you ignore the fact that it's her, the dress is nice. Until your eyes travel down and get assaulted by those gigantic flippers. Theyz some big feet boys.
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Seriously, how does this whore keep getting men?!?! Or did I just answer my own question? Not that I would touch any of her choice in men with a 10 foot pole...just seems unfair that she keeps finding men and I remain single. ugh.
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Bet she is too!
She probably hates her big old barge feet more, tho.
lol....honestly......I don't usually make fun of people for things like the eye thing but I don't like her and it makes her look sneaky and that's all I think is she is sneaky when it happens. The foot thing though....I never even notice that except for people keep pointing them out. I don't care that Paris is a slut, or spoiled, I just want her to take care of the dogs she gets.
i want her "defender" to post about how sad Paris is about Doug, and that of course NOTHING happened with this skeevy athlete. Also, to tell us Paris never slept with Doug.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
An overly greasy, highly paid, eyebrow plucker with a face not unlike your common garden variety rodent shacking up with a big footed, beak nosed herp mothership. A match made in Hades!
Do not look at their combined fug without smelling salts, a pastor and defibrillator handy.
--thanks awfully--
I'm tired of how one of her eyes closes more than the other
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Bet she is too!
She probably hates her big old barge feet more, tho.
Love MKs "Ghost" reference about the eyebrows.
he deserves every disease he gets, sticking his dick in that infested hellhole.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.