Sunday, June 14th 2009
The Most Photographed Chicken Cutlets In The World!
The paparazzi lost their minds when international supermodel and premiere seat filler Phoebe Price hit the streets of Beverly Hills yesterday! All cameras were on Chicken Cutlets, because the paps got bored with shooting plants, the sidewalk, rolly pollies, homeless people and the sky. NO! The truth is, HoHan and Susan Boyle were mouth fucking down the street while Miley Cyrus ran nekkid around them, but the paps decided to shoot PP instead. They know what the public really want to see.
And the "I gave up my job at Radio Shack for this" side-eye the pap in the middle is giving sums it all up.
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Do you think PP knows we love to see her photo so we can laugh at her? Or does she care?
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laughed at and puzzled; I don't think PP was looking for those reactions.LOL
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OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site " !!! .sugarscupid.com " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site
wow...
she's sexy!!!...I saw her many fans on "www-BlackWhiteLoving-com " she's love to hang around there some times ..I saw her profile few moments ago..u should check it out..
Girl. I love you. I love you like no other man could ever love you. Your PP comments... make me peepee. My neighbour asked me today what was so funny... I was reading your blog. Serious. I laughed so damn hard the neighbours blinked.
PP is too hilarious! LOL! First pic she should have hidden that slight veneer of cellulite, but she has a nice pair of legs for someone her age (which is not 29, more like 39!)
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
why the hell is phoebe showing her wrinkled up chicken cuttlet leg? did someone ask to see it?
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:14pm.
angel,
Did you see the young girl on the bench with her hand over her mouth?!
Ahhheeeehheeee.
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Ha! She's the first thing I noticed, right after Phoebe's cellulite.
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angel,
Did you see the young girl on the bench with her hand over her mouth?!
Ahhheeeehheeee.
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angel_i on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 10:17pm.
LOL! It's like it's his first day on the job and he's all: I thought I was supposed to photgraph FAMOUS people! I'ma take this hos picture but I REALLY don't think we're doing this right.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 9:17pm.
Man's face is priceless.
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LOL! It's like it's his first day on the job and he's all: I thought I was supposed to photgraph FAMOUS people! I'ma take this hos picture but I REALLY don't think we're doing this right.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I love the hand over the mouth of the kid on the bench. It's as if she is shocked by PP showing her underwear!
Man's face is priceless.
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Now, now, MK - no bitchy comments! I'm sure Pee-Pee paid major bucks to have all them paps there, snapping away, while that little girl in the pic tries desperately not to laugh.
Love her leg-tat, too, btw.
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I am holding my breath to see her on the next "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here AND Dancing With The Stars....
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:10pm.
Do you think she knows all of this is a joke? She either has one great sense of humor or one massive ego problem.
The thing is she probably does read this blog among others and it doesn't seem to bother her.
She does seem to have a very long list of minor credits...just waiting for that one big break as bellhop in a movie or something.
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I can't stand being in the dark anymore, so could anyone please tell me what this woman actually does for a living?
She is incredibly pathetic. Attention-hungry, desperate, with no talent. And no personality nor brains nor looks. She doesn't realize that she will NEVER have a career in entertainment, but keeps on soldiering on try to get anyone's attention in Hollywood.
I suspect that she will be doing this type of schtick for YEARS, and it won't be too long before she is flashing the paps to get even more attention.
I take it she doesn't believe in wearing any underwears.
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Do you think she knows all of this is a joke? She either has one great sense of humor or one massive ego problem.
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Yes PP the old stork pose...the little girl just wishes she could have the last 5 seconds of her life back.
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She should be swinging from trees with those toes.
Whomever pointed out her toes... thanks. Now I won't be able to eat dinner. Maybe if I can skip some meals I can finally lose more than those bitches at Weight Watchers.
It would not surprise me in the least if she actually paid paps to snap pics of her just to help her career as an 'international model'.
Bitch, whatever.
What is she modeling?
Crazy already has enough spokesmodels!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Anyone check this bitch's toes hanging out of her shoes? They look like a bunch of rotten bananas.
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I don't know whose expression I like more, the gasping kid or the side-eye pap=))=))
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Jesus, even that little girl threw up in her mouth when she saw Phoebe's freckled ass! Like they always say "out of the mouths of babes"!
who is she?
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I think it would be HILARIOUS if the papps just didn't shoot pics of her. She'd be posing, showing off her thighs & ass like she is in these pics, and they'd basically turn tail & walk away.
Does this nasty ass twat have a job? How does she afford to fly to Cannes? I doubt she has friends (attention whores don't have friends, as it's all about them 24/7, and that puts most people off). Most of all, why should I give a fuck about her one way or another?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 10:57am.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 10:50am.
Love how the girl in the blue T Shirt is trying to hold back the barf.
Haha. I'm sure she'll be horrified for days thinking about what see saw.
There's no delete key for the human mind.
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I'm waiting for the paps to take restraining order out on *her*. It must be disconcerting when the prey chases you and won't let you alone.
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@dreamhypnotique on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 1:07pm.
She's almost always doing this solo, too. Doesn't anyone she knows like to accompany her? Or, does she think friends might draw attention away from her?
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Sometimes Bobby Trendy hangs with her. I find those pics to be among the most serious eye-rapes in history. I do get the feeling he out divas her, tho. Her mom is always there with her - she just doesn't like to be photographed. Or something.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
This is a serious question, because I really don't know.
Does Phoebe Price just walk along Robertson Blvd all day? Does she have a destination, really? Is she shopping, or on her way to a restaurant, or to meet someone?
She's almost always doing this solo, too. Doesn't anyone she knows like to accompany her? Or, does she think friends might draw attention away from her?
Her friends or family should really try to stop her from doing things like this. I know it's fun for complete strangers to mock her and make a joke of her, but those close to her should look out for her welfare. If she has some mental issues, she needs serious support and not photographers pretending to be impressed by her as they snap away, but really laughing at her.
She's not in on the joke, and that's sad.
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look at the crazy expression in her eyes in the third thumbnail. this bitch needs to be institutionalized.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 12:26pm.
She and Susan Boyle have something in common. I can't put my finger on it, but...
It's like the kids in school who are clueless as to how other people see them. At home, their parents tell them how wonderful they are, and when they get into the real world, they are still thinking that, even though people laugh at them. And it's really easy to get them doing their schtick by telling them how great they are.
Like the semiretarded girl at my school who would "dance" if you played some music and said "Hey, Monica, I heard you can breakdance!"
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Exactly..the paps obviously scream stuff at her like 'give us some leg' so she immediately hikes up her skirt to show the world (and one poor little girl) her ginger nether regions. They could probably yell, 'Pheebs! Stand on your head and whistle Dixie1' and she'd do it. She's so blinded by the attention that she has no common sense about how pathetic she looks. I blame Flora!
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The kid in the Blue t-shirt for HOT SLUT! Her reaction is comedy gold.
She and Susan Boyle have something in common. I can't put my finger on it, but...
It's like the kids in school who are clueless as to how other people see them. At home, their parents tell them how wonderful they are, and when they get into the real world, they are still thinking that, even though people laugh at them. And it's really easy to get them doing their schtick by telling them how great they are.
Like the semiretarded girl at my school who would "dance" if you played some music and said "Hey, Monica, I heard you can breakdance!"
What a delusional bitch.
Surely she knows the paps are laughing at her crazy ass?
Qween should have been there to take her ass out!
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WTF is with her shoes? If your toes are hanging over the front they dont' fit!
Fucking idiot.
My guess is she called a theater, booked 10 dudes to come in grubby clothes and cameras and pretend to be paps.
I mean, what would paps take the pictures for?
Who buys them?
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Love her. I really don't understand the hate for this woman. I think she's adorable and harmless.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:22am.
The long mics capture PP's bon mots! Between throwing out sage lifestyle advice and quoting Descartes, etc...she's a treasure trove of sound bites.
if he isn't saying "who dis bitch?" i have no idea what else he could be thinking
Ha ha... rolly pollys... only someone who grew up in Calif would think of that lovely sidewalk fixture.
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what if Phoebe Price had her own talk show???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yyqqOZWtP8
The papsarotti with the camera is fucking funny. I had to laugh at that. You know he's thinking he probably should've photographed the pile of dogshit down the street shaped like the map of the US instead ..... seems like the kid is the only one who sees the emperor's new clothes with the pap in runner up position. Everyone else needs a swift kick in the crotch.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:12am.
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Just looked at your sig and that video was fantastic! Aww lovely Mr K.
Phoebe, however, isn't lovely. Give it up already, gawd.
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What Julia Child could do with those cutlets! *handing Julia the sword*
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I NOTICED THAT YOU ALWAYS POST A PHOEBE PRICE EVERY SUNDAY MORNING!!!!
IS SHE A SUNDAY FILLER???
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