Kunty Karl Isn't Done With Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum must have queefed into one of Karl Lagerfeld's cup of virgin's blood, because she is #2 on his hit list right after food. It wasn't too long ago that Karl slithered out of his coffin to say that Heidi could never walk in a high-fashion show, because she is so fat that she would break the catwalk in two. Basically.
Well, Karl has whipped Heidi with his glistening white mane of electrocuted Brillo pads once again. This time Karl has decided to go after Heidi's husband Seal. Specifically, Seal's face scars which were caused by a condition called discoid lupus erythematosus.
Kunty Karl said, "I am no dermatologist but I wouldn't want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters."
Karl's skin looks like the remnants of a hot dog that exploded in the microwave, so he would be wrong.
And you know how we all joke about that parade down to the ninth circle of Hell we're all going to march in? Well, Kunty Karl is going to be the Grand Marshal!
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What an old washed up has been piece of mierda this old cunt is.... he just cracks me up, with his fan like he has the vapors and the sunglasses....to hide his red devil eyes.... he is just a sad bitter old queen who couldn't get dick unless he paid for it.
Emma Grace Frost
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 6:24pm.
Submitted by Bellaella: "Coco Chanel must have been rolling in her grave faster then a hamster on a wheel the last few decades at what Karl has done to the Chanel brand! It's become vulgar..."
That's my favorite rant. I say that all the time! The double C's plastered all over every goddamn thing. Makes me crazy.
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Yea Hekki, when I was a kid, I worshipped Coco Chanel so much , it was my nickname! Karl has vulgarise the brand and the giant C's on motorcycle jackets, giant yeti snow boots, over designed gowns etc would have made Coco Chanel bitch slap Karl.
Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:14am.
Submitted by Bellaella on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:09pm.
Are you talking about Letita Casta?
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Yep stake_spike! Was too lazy to google!
I just think that Karl is so angry that he is aging and will be dropping dead soon that he wants to just spew anger and hate upon everyone. But he does seem to have a hard on for Heidi. (figurately speaking of course, I doubt his dick even gets hard, well maybe at an ED meeting it might)
Oh Karl...
You don't have super powers anymore. You sold out to Hollyweird like the rest.
Now, let Anna Wintour finish sucking your peen first before you speak.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I respect the house of Chanel in every way shape or form and live by all things Karl Lagerfeld, but his unnecessary bashing of Seal and Heidi are just out of countrol. Heidi is someone who we pretty much knows keeps to herself. She does her work talks about being happy in life and walks around in underwear that for a "fat" girl, she rocks the hell out of.
What is wrong with him? Heidi doesn't have to do runway, runway. She's above that now. Runway girls now have no appeal and aren't really memorable because they all look the same, white, tired, hungry, and strung out.
And to make light of a man who could have let his scars stop him from becoming a massive contemporary pop artist and talented performer but chose to rise above it, is just wrong. Seal should be praised for not letting what the world thinks of convetional beauty, stop him from showing us what really counts. his god given talent. Seal, I find incredibly sexy because he embraces who he is, and is African, British, dark, and a gentleman.
Scars or no, he still got one of the hottest girls in the game so he must be doing something right.
Karl is just a bitter old queen.
how is this old man still alive?? he must be a vampire lol
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Someone just needs to send Karl and nice Fedex package of a bunch of pics from his fat days just to remind him that he was a former fatty and needs to STFU. He's always been an asshole who thought the ideal runway model was a ridiculously skinny woman with no breasts. No breasts??!! What he really wanted were teenage males prancing around in his clothes.
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site *******sugarscupid. c o m last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!
I found a great site """""B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g-c O m """""" May be u will dating the perfect one, who knows!
puh-lease Seal's dick is bigger and better looking than this insect. ain't nobody sweating this fool.
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Submitted by Bellaella on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 4:09pm.
Are you talking about Letita Casta? You forgot Kimora too. He "discovered" her when she was 13 and now he hates her ass.
Karl is just jealous, he hasn't seen any worthy peen his way in decades and he's way bitter since losing all that weight and not getting as much attention as Heidi Klum for being a model and hosting Project Runway or whatever. She's happy and that makes Karl's eyes burn from the 9th Gate of Hell!
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Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 5:11pm.
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I voted for your girl...she's beautiful...so natural-looking...Good luck to her!
I happen to like Seal's face. It's a part of who he is, and he seems to have no issues with it.
To me, his self-confidence and self-acceptance make him unbelievably sexy.
"Well, Karl has whipped Heidi with his glistening white mane of electrocuted Brillo pads once again" - MK
OMG, electrocuted Brillo pad mane...bout peed on myself! hehe
The gloves are super-creepy! What is he trying to hide under that leather?
Me thinks Karl should have done a little research before spouting that crap. I don't like Seal, especillay after seeing that cunty pap tape (because where would he be without Heidi, this ain't 1997/Kiss From a Rose), but I'm team Seal on this one. What the fuck is fat Karl's problem?
these old tired hasbeen designers sure are a jealous bunch...karl should stick to hanging with his teddy and shut the fuck up....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Way to use Heidi to try to make yourself relevant & "news-worthy," Karl. What a self-important prick.
Even if he didn't know for sure what caused Seal's scars (and hell, even if it was acne instead of a disease), who the hell is he to criticize someone like that? Knock someone's personality all you want, but low blows like making fun of someone's skin (or weight) are fucking RUDE & unnecessary. He needs to crawl into a hole & go the fuck away already.
Karl has read Heidi's comments about Seal's package and has worked himself into a frenzy. He's burning with jealousy and sexual frustration that Seal and his package will never be his.
Karl the Kunt looks like death warmed up and he has the audacity to say this about someone who had a medical condition, something that he couldn't help at all? And because Heidi Klum is a little closer to normal size than other models he calls her fat? Karl is a sick fuck, someone does need to rip those ugly glasses off his death face.
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Um, let's break it down...
Look at Heidi...STUNNING
Look at Karl...HORRIFYING
Karl is Jelly H8N on some Heidi...She a bigger German star than his old fruity prune ass...Bitter old queen....
(but why he gotta bring Seal into it? Somethin' in the milk ain't clean 'bout that... Karl KKK Lagerfeld need to 'splain....)
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BarbadoSlim - I voted. I agree w/ the rest; she is beautiful.
Dayum! I love snarking on people as much as the next person, but attacking someone for scars on their face which were the result of an auto-immune disease is really low.
Ok BS - I voted for your girl!
As for Karl, while I'm no fan of Mr. & Mrs. Seal I think that was a low blow.
Barbado: Voted. She's gorge!
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Ehh, fuck that irrelevant trick. I'm not especially a fan of Seal or Heidi but seriously, wtf did they do to deserve all the hatred?
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Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 5:11pm.
Voted.
But dude, PLEASE tell me you're not on Facebook.
Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 5:11pm.
OMG Barbado! Your girl has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen! I hope she wins.
What a horrible thing to say. Karl has been an ugly fuck his whole life and he's even more scary and hideous now.
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Submitted by vivienne on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 6:06pm.
I commend SEAL for not getting Plastic surgery and being himself!
Honestly, your cosmetic surgery choices for those kind of scars are fairly limited. I think it would be nearly impossible to get rid of them entirely.
What a cunt! He should take a look in the mirror! Not everyone is a damn supermodel. That's what makes the world interesting!
I also commend seal for not getting plastic surgery to correct his scars. We're humans, not dolls. We get scarred, we get wrinkled. Karl especially should know about the wrinkled part. Ha!
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Karl is such a jellus hater. he wishes he was a blond German gal with a well-endowed black husband.
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Submitted by Bellaella: "Coco Chanel must have been rolling in her grave faster then a hamster on a wheel the last few decades at what Karl has done to the Chanel brand! It's become vulgar..."
That's my favorite rant. I say that all the time! The double C's plastered all over every goddamn thing. Makes me crazy.
Submitted by vivienne on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 6:06pm.
I commend SEAL for not getting Plastic surgery and being himself!
I commend Heidi for looking past the scars because Seal is a very handsome man, scars and all..
Karl Loserfeld has to be a sick person to make fun of someone afflicted by a disease. That's like this cunt laughing at a cancer patient with no hair.
HOPEFULLY HE DIES WITH NO HAIR AND KELOIDS ON HIS FACE, AND MAY HIS PEEN ROT!
that crusty motherfucker looks like he ALREADY HAS.
Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 5:11pm.
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Voted. She is truly beautiful.
I commend SEAL for not getting Plastic surgery and being himself!
I commend Heidi for looking past the scars because Seal is a very handsome man, scars and all..
Karl Loserfeld has to be a sick person to make fun of someone afflicted by a disease. That's like this cunt laughing at a cancer patient with no hair.
HOPEFULLY HE DIES WITH NO HAIR AND KELOIDS ON HIS FACE, AND MAY HIS PEEN ROT!
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I agree 100%. But, did this old fart really think his scars was caused by acne? LMAO. I do think Heidi is plain for a model but she is far from fat. Please. And, it says a lot about someone who could love a person despite their disease, scars, handicap, etc. ===============================================
If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
green eyed folks gotta stick togetha! lol i voted for your kid, Slim. is she tall enough to do runway or just commercial printwork.
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i hate links usually but clicked on b -slims' and voted for dear Natalia. That's your baby? Aww. She's truly beautiful. Great genes dahling you 'did good' , ha! Good luck with the contest and keep us all posted :)
BS
Your girl is Stunning!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 5:24pm.
Me too, Barbado. And your girl is GORGEOUS!!
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I voted too...green eyes!! bee-u-tee-ful!
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Look-Kunty Karl used to ,not so long ago be a big fat knacker so he needs to shut up.
As much as I find Heidi Klum annoying shes certainly an amazing looking broad and Seal is just cool,cool,cool...
They also look as if they have a great marriage and want to fuck each others brains out every day-wonder when the last time was Karl had someones lips around his wrinkly weiner...
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Thanks peeps!!!
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Me too, Barbado. And your girl is GORGEOUS!!
Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 5:11pm.
done, and done... good luck to her!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 2:51pm.
Mother Superior;
Well, in Karl's defense, he is around lots of models, who usually DO have bad breath because of all the vomiting. Can you blame him for fanning?!
Vienna is beautifully boring, and lacking in herbal refreshments, if you catch my drift!
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Ohoho.....I have NEVER smoked pot in my life! (I'm not joking)
Yeah, I was a model once and what you said there is true!
They hardly eat, especially not before photo shoots or catwalks.....urrghhh...
I cannot image he smells better, though.
Mixture of formaldehyde, dust and 4711 Koelnisch Wasser!!!
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