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Megan Fox is not only one of the most prolific thinkers of our time, but she also knows how to show up to premiere looking like a Downtown Las Vegas stripper on the prowl for a dollar, a dick and a dream! An elegant dress like this could take you from a dinner at a fancy restaurant to getting quick dicked in the back of an '89 Chrysler LeBaron. This dress has it all. Megan Fox made the right choice and by the looks of it, her nippies also approve.
I know this might be giving you flavors of St. Angie's freakum dress from Cannes, but Megan does it better. Megan has the "I will lick yo taint for a Diet Rite" attitude to pull it off with grace and class. And Megan would totally win against St. Angie in a debate on philosophy and stuff like that.
Here's more of Megan with Shia LaDouche at the Berlin premiere of Trannyformers tonight. In some of the pictures, it looks like she's trying to steal Shia's wallet. Once a shady ho, always a shady ho!!
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Ummm...I like the dress.
I just don't like those shoes with it (maybe with something else, cause I'm a sucker for nice heels), or with a less severe hair style. The part down the middle is too much for her, IMHO.
Maybe if she dyed her hair one shade lighter, like a rich chocolate brown, and wore it down in loose curls it would look better.
Makeup and jewelry look alright to me.
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Hey guys, lay off the Goddess that's Angelina Jolie!
And MK, update your blog. I dislike seeing average looking young girls with bad skin for long stretches....
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I hate how a lot of people claim that anyone who doesn't think she's hot is just jealous.
Honestly? I think she was really, really pretty before all the plastic surgery.
Now though? What a freak - her entire face looks fake (probably because it is).
Men like her because she gives off the impression that she'll fuck anyone, anywhere, at any time.
She may be hot, but she's very far away from being beautiful.
I'm not even going to go into how stupid this twat is, too..
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but seriously.. her stuff looks fake.. specially her tits & lips
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Let's see---fake tits, wonky left eye, horrible tatoos, toe thumbs, and constant stupid statements with constant over exposure. I'm sick of her. Yes, her face is very pretty but she is SOOOOOO over-rated, just like Angelina Jolie and her heroin-built body.
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I"m sorry but I do not think this girl is pretty at all. She has a nice body but she has a wierd angular face & her lips look really fake. She talks like a slut. She always talks about sex & how she likes to screw & whatnot. She tries WAAAAYYY too hard to be "sexy". She's probably one of those girls who gets all the guys cause they figure any girl who's that hot just HAS to be a demon in the sack, right? But then they find out that she just lays there squinching her eyes shut the whole time.
megan THINKS she is hot..
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 3:57am.
Definitely I think thats why Olivia Wilde beat her this year in the world's sexiest woman list. Technically Megan is more attractive but Olivia looks so much less forced in her poses and appearances.
1) I think they need to cut back on overdoing the lipstick. It always looks like she has five coats and its heavy on her lips
2) Her makeup is always like a thick coating and her foundation is this off color orangey pink normally at these events.
3) I think they need to apply liquid eyeliner on her lids too smooth the starkness of the light eyes against her skin tone
4) The hair can be straight but not sooo severe and I think it would look nicer dyed a chocolate brown color
Sorry those are just my feelings since in some photos where shes less posed and doesn't have all the make up she actually looks great.
And I love Lady Gaga too and even though she wears makeup and crazy outfits she always works her look in an effortless way. With Megan its always like shes concentrating alomst like this mannequin and nothing comes naturally and in combination with the makeup and hair its like shes a platic doll at times
Sorry for the long post lolz
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LaDouche looks like he's wearing a condom just to pose with her for the photo op
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 3:50am.
Yeah, I don't think she's *hideous* or anything, but I think she just looks ridiculous. She doesn't have to tone herself down *completely*, but when it's EVERYTHING at the same time, it's cheap looking. I'm a sucker for makeup, but with the hair, the clothes, the poses, there's too much going on...it looks porn star-ish.
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Yeah, Megan Fox is 'hot', in the stereotypical Barbie-like sense of the word, and people are gonna hate on her but at the end of the day?
She is a glorified extra.
Here we have folks...the second coming of Jessica Alba..with even LESS talent.
(if that is even possible)
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 3:14am.
I think shes good looking but I can see your point too. Her problem is that shes too artificial with her severe hair, over the top makeup and come hither poses that she strikes............. I think they should dye her hair to a lighter color. It worked for Angie. And she needs to go to America's Next Top Model for a Season (I know Tyra Banks can be waaayyy over the top sometimes) but Megan reminds me a lot of some of those chicks who come to Tyra's show. They are attractive but they try too hard and one can see that they are posing it doesn't look natural. I mean in this photo above she demonstrates it perfectly shes striking a pose and one can see its that shes trying to look sexy and smouldering, the makeup on her face is a weird orangey pink color and its tooo much and the hair pulled tightly back, and the pose shes striking. She looks better on the second photo second row where the camera caught her kind of unawares and shes looking up. Megan always looks like shes concentrating sooo hard in her poses like shes trying to be sexy. Its just tooo much sometimes
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I like LaDouche's hazel eyes, but that doesn't make him any less of a douche.
I find her weird looking, but apparently I'm outnumbered in my opinion.
Then again, I think Lady Gaga is gorgeous (albeit annoying) with a body to die for and everyone else finds her fug. I think maybe there's something wrong with my tastes, because in this Megan Fox, I'm not seeing it. She has dark hair and blue eyes? WOOOO.
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The skin on her should looks full of acne. Why is this ignored?
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also spagbogcat actually looked pretty hot with the goss hair!
megan fox. oh dear. is it just me? i'd go bi for some hot ladies but she just sends out super unsexy vibes somehow. ugh
and not that st jolie is looking her best nowadays but where the fuck do the comparisons come from? just dark hair and light eyes??
meh blah poop
Submitted by Oceannia420 on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 2:20am.
It's refreshing to go onto a site that doesn't kiss her ass or make annoying/disgusting comments about wanting to fuck her 24/7.
I like D-Listed because it sees through the bullshit.
It's nice to go on a site where the douchebags don't ban you for posting a comment that's critical of Megan Fox and her attention whore bullshit antics...unlike SOME sites.
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She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at rich dating site ---" !!! .sugarscupid.com " ---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
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I think the dress is a tad whoreish, WAY too much leg.
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 1:30am.
I think she goes a bit Christina Aguilera on the makeup sometimes but she has got that whole pornstar sex vixen look going on which guys love. Also her eyes are very striking against the dark hair and skin tone. I think she definitely needs a new makeup artist to tone it down a bit and the hair always slicked back so severely also needs to go. I think part of her problem is also that she consciously poses. Its like she strikes a pose and combined with the makeup and the hair, and the expression on her face just looks so artificial. Its like shes got this "sexy face" that she puts on but it seems sooo artificial at times.
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You know, for someone who whines about how "insecure" she is, Megan Fox has no problems with showing as much skin as possible. She's full of shit. She doesn't find herself unattractive.
The fact that Megan Fox is wearing this dress and is perpetually bitching about her figure confirms that she's indeed comfortable with her body and is an attention whore who fishes for compliments because she knows she'll get them.
The only thing this bitchface is insecure about is her intellect and personality, which is why she draws so much attention to her looks. I've known the type. I've met girls whose appearance meant the world to them because they were so boring, compulsive, neurotic, vacant, and UNLIKEABLE that the only thing that made them worth a damn was their bodies. Megan Fox belongs to this group.
I guess she's also okay with being a sex symbol this week. Next week, she'll be complaining about how no-one takes her overrated ass seriously.
And just from woman to woman: I don't get the hype about this chick. Her face looks masculine and used up...but I guess when you carry yourself like an easy skank, it doesn't matter what's going on from the neck up. Obviously.
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I guess I'm the only one but I honestly see nothing attractive about her. Her hair is pulled back too tight and looks greasy. It also makes her ears stick out. There is nothing pretty about her face. Her boobs are very small, although perky, and her leg looks like a chicken bone, too skinny. The shoes are horrendous. It does look like she might have a bit of an ass, so I'll give her a pass on that. Angelina was much prettier than her a few years ago, there is no comparison.
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Alot of you think she's hot but I don't see her appeal. She's 23 but her face is already going and her hair is thinning. On top of that she's getting too skinny.
off/on topic...did you read the interview in Parade today with Shia? The part that was already leaked was the part where he jokes about seeing his parents doing sexy times and how weird they were. The rest of the interview was a tad out there though too. I feel sorry for the guy. He is struggling and pretty much right out there about it. Not your typical celebrity publicist puff piece. I kind of gained a new like for him. I don't think I've seen a single movie he's been in though.
Submitted by EvilPopTart on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:37pm.
I was thinking stubby legs... considering she's wearing heels.
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:55pm
Same age as me, I don't think I look that old (but I'm not a skank ho). I would have thought 27.
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Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:51pm.
I think the tattoo that bothers me the most is the Marylin Monroe face.
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She comes across like such a fangirl, overall. It just makes me feel like she got here by winning "Miss Sexpot Fangirl 2007" or something, rather than being any kinda serious about the art of acting.
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I can only imagine what Shia must be thinking: probably "Oh my mom could have pulled this outfit off sooo much better". He looks so distant like he is dreaming of family outings and home cooked meals served by moms in skimpy dresses. His eyes are so dazed and glazed.
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I agree with some of the posters maybe all she needs is a new stylist. That tightly pulled back hair is too severe and the Christina Aguilera over the top make up is soo much. I've seen pictures where her hair is wavy and it looked so good.
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Oh shit she just turned 23?! No way, she looks way older than that, late twenties maybe. Sorry, just had to throw that in.
I think the tattoo that bothers me the most is the Marylin Monroe face. Absolutely do not get the point of that. Not even sure how she thinks she can relate with her. Plus the idea of a "celebrity" having the face of another celebrity on them is tacky.
Submitted by yucko on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:41pm.
And why does Shia look so glazed over? Maybe he's trying really hard not to get a boner?
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okay, Hot from a distance....
but does she have really bad skin or a crappy make up artist? she just looks so cheap.
She needs a makeover stat:
-new make up artist
-new skin care line
-wardrobe stylist because she is clueless
and she should try reading a book or 20 and talk less. she's such an entitled teenager who thinks she's so edgy.
She could really end up being something other than a cheap tramp who does straight to DVD movies if she showed a little humility, took some acting lessons, read a few books and got a stylist....
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:39pm.
Now, I'm sure most of you probably know more "SAT words" than Megan (and I'm not being sarcastic) but is it really fair to diss her shoulder blade tattoo when you have to wikipedia or google "King Lear"?
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Yeah. There are a lot of books (plays), dude. I can't read them all. And, o yeah: I'm not planning on tattooing any of that shit on my body.
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She's too attractive to be working with that stupid middle part, thick makeup, and unfortunate dress.
And why does Shia look so glazed over? Maybe he's trying really hard not to get a boner?
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I see her hawking tattoo eyebrow home kits on QVC in 10 to 15 years.
Now, I'm sure most of you probably know more "SAT words" than Megan (and I'm not being sarcastic) but is it really fair to diss her shoulder blade tattoo when you have to wikipedia or google "King Lear"?