Work Those Nipples!
Megan Fox is not only one of the most prolific thinkers of our time, but she also knows how to show up to premiere looking like a Downtown Las Vegas stripper on the prowl for a dollar, a dick and a dream! An elegant dress like this could take you from a dinner at a fancy restaurant to getting quick dicked in the back of an '89 Chrysler LeBaron. This dress has it all. Megan Fox made the right choice and by the looks of it, her nippies also approve.
I know this might be giving you flavors of St. Angie's freakum dress from Cannes, but Megan does it better. Megan has the "I will lick yo taint for a Diet Rite" attitude to pull it off with grace and class. And Megan would totally win against St. Angie in a debate on philosophy and stuff like that.
Here's more of Megan with Shia LaDouche at the Berlin premiere of Trannyformers tonight. In some of the pictures, it looks like she's trying to steal Shia's wallet. Once a shady ho, always a shady ho!!
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Stubby arms! Stubby arms...
This ^ is all I see when looking at her photos.
wow...She looks like a squinty-eyed Demi Moore celebrity impersonator, only when the jacked up Marilyn tat scrolled into view is when I thought "Angie Jo clone."
O I just looked at the thumb, finally - it's a snake! (you see how hard I have to work at caring about this girl? she has to be the only (newish) thing up there all night.) It's still not cool. Now it's REALLY try-too-hardy.
And I'd like to toss a "TESTIFY!" at paris herpes.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
The whole look is really tired, even a Vegas stripper would at least wear something less cheap looking than this shit. Plus the tattoo?! I can see why men would find her attractive though, she is sorta pretty, but I think the hair pulled back is a bit severe for the tackiness of the ensemble plus looks like she went crazy tweezing her eyebrows and went a bit too far. Shia looks like a douche...in fact, they're both so douchey that I just sighed in exasperation because them together is douchiness times 100...not sure what that would add up to, but then I think my head would just explode.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
has anyone seen the film The Big Sleep(1946) with Lauren Bacall and Bogart? just saw it. it's great and Lauren looks divine.
yeah..i'm off topic.this chick isn't interesting.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:07pm.
TESTIFY!!!!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 11:07pm.
On a purely physical level, I'll be the first to concede that she's very attractive, however her banal tattoos and tasteless choice of wardrobe limit this appeal to a trashy and common level, much like a porn actress or stripper.
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Ha! I saw the first line on the marquee and, immediately jumped in to say: Like most anyone young who's even slightly compelling in Hollywood these days, she'd make a great porn star.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
On a purely physical level, I'll be the first to concede that she's very attractive, however her banal tattoos and tasteless choice of wardrobe limit this appeal to a trashy and common level, much like a porn actress or stripper. When this lowbrow sex-appeal is mated to her attention-seeking statements and promiscuous mannerisms, she's painting herself into a corner and forever typecasting herself as a not-too-bright, attention-starved floozy with delusions of intellectual grandeur to boot.
Unless she undergoes incredible maturity improvements as time goes on, her career will leave her on the same train as her looks take, a few years from now. From the plasticine expression on her face, it seems like her beauty is already starting to hop on board.
As it is, again, she's pretty, but that's all she's got, and this beauty is diminished with every asinine statement that comes out of her mouth, and further reduced by the fact that she considers herself an all-around catch and a total package, when the truth is she is absolutely worshiped by the same uneducated trash she verbally despises, and herself is despised by the truly intelligent, who at the very best will make allowances for her to be their down-low f--k.
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@Clarisse and TITS: She could have Googled it like I just did. Altho, I'm sure she's made it so it's much easier for me to find. But I betcha she remembered something about "gilded butterflies" from school and thought "Pretty! And it's Shakespeare so I won't have to use any SAT words when I talk to the press!"
I just wiki'd it. I reads like a telenovella. I guess that's the difference between Shakespeare and some hack with internet access;p Lear comes off more like a hapless, egotistical fool - Karl Lagerfeld, let's say - than anything.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Her face does look frozen at times, but I'm not sure if its just too much makeup or too much botox. I think shes trying to show Angelina Jolie up with this dress since Angelina wore a similar one in Cannes. Megan has that dirty slutty sex vixen look down pat. I can see why guys go for her
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Shia looks like a wax model in a museum with that pose. Of course, foxy lady too.
For a retarded person, she is awfully pretty.
Megan Fox was born the year I graduated high school and I STILL don't need any Botox! Her tats are tasteless, too. They look like random drunken ramblings.
O! That's Shakespeare! Now I get it. She wants people to think she reads!
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oh dear lord. 'shakespeare for dummies' or cliff notes. for sure.
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angel_i,
I THINK Lear was fictional...loosely based on fictional someone or other. I think I see the point you are making, and you could be right!
LMFAO!!! Lear debate on Dlisted!! Whooo'da thunk!
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Shia must be a LOT taller than he looks, because she's wearing some pretty high heels and is still shorter than him...isn't she like 5'6 or something?
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 10:28pm.
angel_i,
When I read Lear, I took "guilded butterflies" to be fake..um...all outward, no inward qualities? He was talking about his daughters, no?
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O! That's Shakespeare! Now I get it. She wants people to think she reads!
But, I did just read the section I still think I'm kinda right...(edited to say: or rather - we're both right)the idea is that he's telling his daughter that one day they'll laugh at "gilded butterflies" or "the court", being fake peeps who's fakeness will keep their souls from ever rising...ane they'll watch (being "God's spies")? Shakespeare's deep to cover in sentences tho...but yeah - she's tryna say she's NOT one of the fake ones...or is she part of the court...did King Lear suck? (The guy, not the story...)
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
The last scene in True Blood when the guy gets his limbs torn off was unnecessary. I hate gratuitous sex and violence. It has to make sense, damn it!
I watched True Blood. So excited for the new season but I'm over the relationship between Gap Tooth and Bill. We get it...love is tortured. Give me more Lafayette!
*sigh* She could be pretty if she didn't try so damn hard; it's kinda pathetic.
Off topic: Yeah, I watched 'True Blood' and was not impressed; don't read the books and watch the show. I was so excited for tonight's episode and for some reason it just irritated me.
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Maybe a gilded butterfly is like a gilded lily: pointlessly gilding something that's already lovely.
Anyone who has been to L.A. knows girls like Megan are a dime a dozen.
I need a True Blood post ASAP!!!! _
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Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
She looks much better without the mask of make up she's wearing. The outfit is hideous...she needs to fire her stylist.
angel_i,
When I read Lear, I took "guilded butterflies" to be fake..um...all outward, no inward qualities? He was talking about his daughters, no?
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@ Tigerlilly..it's okay I think she's pretty too. I'd just have to hit it I'd like I'd hit David Beckham...with a gag. b
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Submitted by barelybeagle on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 9:18pm.
Her goddamn face looks like it's made of plastic. Probably because it IS, but really... lay off the Botox, bitch! At this rate I kind of can't wait to see what she's gonna look like in about ten years. I have a feeling her downfall will be quite epic.
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That's gotta be kinda wierd when she has her birthday. People ask her, "are you xyz years old?" To give an honest answer, she'd have to say "well, parts of me are..."
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
She understands that gilded butterflies are dead butterflies, right?
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She needs to get her own identity. This whole poor man's Angie Jo rip off skeeves me out. Enough already. All she's missing is no balls Pitt and 50 million kids. How much you wanna bet she'll get there soon?
who watched TRUE BLOOD? i need someone to talk to about it and i know you guys love it too! where are you guys! **Social trends are social engineering.**
Submitted by tojo on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 9:43pm.
Listen whores, I clipped her nails, this is the least you can do!!!
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I'd do it but I ain't takin' her temperature again!
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no kidding eh? you need a weed whacker to cut out all the hardened hershey squirts embedded in her whithers before you can even get to the chocolate starfish!
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Submitted by ginger_t on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 9:55pm.
Her thumbs and bad tattoos freak me out.
AHAHAHA! Toe thumbs!!!
i hate her thumbs (pic 2) ... im hating lol whatever she has to have some physical flaw!!!
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In this photo, doesn't it look like her face has been swallowed by botox and plastic surgery?
When funbags is all you have to flaunt...oh so what...go for it Megan.
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Her thumbs and bad tattoos freak me out.
My ex drools over her. I think a lot of guys don't see the skank, they just see the shape of the body and go, "Ugh. Me fuck you."
This reminds me of a former friend who showed up at a party of mine in the WORST outfit. Just, beyond dumpster diving bad. 80's big arm hole tank, floral skirt, tacky ass high heels, chipped plastic dangling earrings, blue eyeshadow, badly bleached hair. She was not trying to be ironic. Guys were FLOCKED around her because we were convinced it was "shiny bauble" syndrome: Cute girl! Blue eyes! Tan! Blonde! Slammin' bod! Who cares if she had no boundaries and was inappropriate and couldn't dress to save her life. Sigh. Men.
WHO told this hooker that "laughing at gilded butterflies" or prison-ink tattoos of dead starlets in ANY WAY give her any sort of credibility/class? Because I want to meet that man and pick his brain. A cure for cancer and/or explanation of String Theory, one of these must surely be lurking in the depths of his grey matter...
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That's my tooth. Why do you have that?
i see absolutely nothing special about this trick...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I'm sorry but this bitch always looks like she just came from a gang bang. She makes Kim Kardashian look virginal to me.
Submitted by martin k. on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 9:30pm.
DENISE RICHARDA FACE IS STARTING TO HURT MY EYES, MK --
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I know! I want to gouge out my own eyes. The more I see Denise's ads the less I want to see her show.
I am so over MFox. Even LaDouche looks like he's over it. She has a raging case of TTH-Trying Too Hard.
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Submitted by tojo on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 8:55pm.
erm, i don't wanna risk a chomped off limb.
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Submitted by barelybeagle on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 9:18pm.
Her goddamn face looks like it's made of plastic. Probably because it IS, but really... lay off the Botox, bitch! At this rate I kind of can't wait to see what she's gonna look like in about ten years. I have a feeling her downfall will be quite epic.
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I totally agree. In some photos she has this really weird plastic surgery look. She's so damn young to be fooling with that shit.
I think botox is so ugly. Having an embalmed face looks good on no one.
Submitted by barelybeagle on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 9:18pm.
Her goddamn face looks like it's made of plastic. Probably because it IS, but really... lay off the Botox, bitch! At this rate I kind of can't wait to see what she's gonna look like in about ten years. I have a feeling her downfall will be quite epic.
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I totally agree. In some photos she has this really weird plastic surgery look. She's so damn young to be fooling with that shit.
I think botox is so ugly. Having an embalmed face looks good on no one.
I'm still on Team Megan. One of these days she'll get it. I have faith in her. BTW, I'm feelin her weave.
Oh and Shia's hot crazy ass. Like if they officially got together, it would be the hot mess of the century and I would devour every minute of it. So, Michael, be on stand-by.
~Bitches is dumb!~
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 8:55pm.
DListed Confession:
Ok, DListers...I think I may have been infected with some sort of virus....
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Oh dear, it's time for Tiggies shots again. Who wants to put her in the carrier?
Anyone?
Listen whores, I clipped her nails, this is the least you can do!!!
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I'd do it but I ain't takin' her temperature again!
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Hasn't anyone noticed that she looks like a female version of Russell Brand?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 8:32pm.
Can i be a megaloon with you?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 8:55pm.
DListed Confession:
Ok, DListers...I think I may have been infected with some sort of virus....
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Oh dear, it's time for Tiggies shots again. Who wants to put her in the carrier?
Anyone?
Listen whores, I clipped her nails, this is the least you can do!!!
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It seems to me in almost every pic I see of them together, her body language says she is totally into him and his body language says he is bored out of his mind.