Work Those Nipples!
Megan Fox is not only one of the most prolific thinkers of our time, but she also knows how to show up to premiere looking like a Downtown Las Vegas stripper on the prowl for a dollar, a dick and a dream! An elegant dress like this could take you from a dinner at a fancy restaurant to getting quick dicked in the back of an '89 Chrysler LeBaron. This dress has it all. Megan Fox made the right choice and by the looks of it, her nippies also approve.
I know this might be giving you flavors of St. Angie's freakum dress from Cannes, but Megan does it better. Megan has the "I will lick yo taint for a Diet Rite" attitude to pull it off with grace and class. And Megan would totally win against St. Angie in a debate on philosophy and stuff like that.
Here's more of Megan with Shia LaDouche at the Berlin premiere of Trannyformers tonight. In some of the pictures, it looks like she's trying to steal Shia's wallet. Once a shady ho, always a shady ho!!
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oh she's SO edgy!
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Take her down already !
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she looks so plastic. as for Shia, he's starting to grow on me as along as he doesn't speak. same thing with Leo. their voices annoy me.
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overrated
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
You know when your whole gig is being the "prettiest" or "sexiest" woman in Hollywood, someone younger will eventually gun you down. That is why if I was in the industry, I would for sure do comedy or character work.
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I don't get that dress...or rather - I don't get the hole in that dress...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Pretty color dress. But I don't know. No opinion of Ms. Fox. She seems pretty standard Hollywood product.
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I just read on some cover somewhere that lightning's gonna hit this trick cuz she's taking rolls away from Saintalina.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Her goddamn face looks like it's made of plastic. Probably because it IS, but really... lay off the Botox, bitch! At this rate I kind of can't wait to see what she's gonna look like in about ten years. I have a feeling her downfall will be quite epic.
She is trying to be Angelina Jolie, except she is already prettier and sexier looking. Now, she is probably just as dumb.
Guilded butterflies...
What our little Megan looked like before all the fake fuckery.
http://www.megansafox.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_megan_fox_hope_...
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I can say with absolutely no jealousy whatsoever that she is repulsive... Sure, she might be "pretty" (nice body, I guess, and an okay face) - but man, is she stupid. She totally TRIES to look "hot" (i.e. slutty), but then she fake-complains about how annoying it is to be complimented on her beauty. Yeah, okay.
Also, that Marilyn tattoo is beyond white trash! I never noticed that one before. Sick.
Well, she's going for the hot and slutty look, and I think she's scored a 10. I think she looks very sexy. Please, please, just don't let her open her mouth and spout stupidity.
Orange you glad to see me? Ugh...better to die of skin cancer than live and look like a fruit.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 8:58pm.
She better get her ho ass hands off of Shia! Who am I kidding, he's banged her plenty.
LOL! Megan must remind Shia of his dear mother.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She better get her ho ass hands off of Shia! Who am I kidding, he's banged her plenty.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
She's a wannabe Jolie. Ugh.
Oh well, at least her boobs look like they're still real. For now.
DListed Confession:
Ok, DListers...I think I may have been infected with some sort of virus....
Yeah, I think as a result, I MAY (not certain) be a Meganaloonie....*sipping orange juice, downing aspirin*....I know, I know...*taking temperature*...I'm just saying...IT'S THE PURTY! She's got all of that PURTY...*sweating profusely*....MUST. RESIST. THE. PURTY...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I like the wonk eye in the main pic!
I think I've finally got her figured out. She used to so hot, when we didn't know what she was thinking and when she was somewhat mysterious. Now that she's copying Angelina Jolie in everything she does (Lots of tattoos, including the same shoulder tattoo? Check. Telling everyone I'm bisexual? Check. Etc), dressing sluttier (showing off WAY more skin & bits), and has shown she can't think & breathe at the same time, she's not as attractive. Would I bang her? Of course. But, I'd kick her ass out of bed afterwards. And, I'd use "them big SAT words" to confuse her as to why I was doing it...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
She always looks like she's trying too hard and that kind of desperation isn't hot.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 8:42pm.
"Girl, you ain't Angie, stop trying, it ain't happening."
Hell! Angie ain't Angie anymore. Her hot days were over 5-6 years ago.
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Yes, I know, but she looks like she is trying to be Angelina from the days of yore.
"Girl, you ain't Angie, stop trying, it ain't happening."
Hell! Angie ain't Angie anymore. Her hot days were over 5-6 years ago.
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Megan Fox ruined her looks the minute she opened her mouth for something other than a blow-job.
Gilded butterflies indeed.
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The girl has never met a botox needle she didn't like.
Does her face even move anymore?
The girl has never met a botox needle she didn't like.
Does her face even move anymore?
The shit she is constantly spewing out of her mouth has pretty much killed all her hotness to me. And the fucking tan and the stripper dress are not helping the cause.
That said, I'd hit it.
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"Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back."
Holy shit, that dress is waaaay slutty. Especially for a movie premiere. It's like she's trying to show the world EXACTLY how she gets cast in movies. I used to like this chick, cause I felt like she owned her sluttiness. But now she tries to say that she isn't a gutterwhore, and shows up to movie premieres looking like she just came from a seminar taught by Heather Graham. Over it.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Submitted by S_G on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 8:30pm.
She really should have her vocal chords removed.
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...and her face, then I could tolerate her. That open-mouth porn star look is getting annoying.
She got a hot bod though
Submitted by Mistah.Spahkle on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 8:19pm.
Girl, you ain't Angie, stop trying, it ain't happening.
Pfft. In terms of looks, she left Angie in the dust from the get-go
I've said it before...I used to have a huge lesbian crush on her. I love the dark hair/light eyes...and her body is amazing. I don't like the stupidy that has come out of her mouth lately plus I think she has started losing too much weight. I seem to be one of the few people in this world that think girls are sexier with a bit of meat on them. I feel like whenever a girl gets famous they automatically lose 20 lbs..*ugh*. I actually don't mind the tattoos..,
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Nothing screams class more than tattoos with formal evening wear.
*eyeroll*
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This girls stylist must be having a laugh or something. She wears the CHEAPEST looking clothes. Those shoes like they came from Payless and the dress from some tacky store at the mall for $21.99. Why?? Her hair and makeup look nice and if she had on nice clothing she would look beautiful, but instead she looks like some cheap stripper. It's just so strange.
Shia says she's awright but not as hot as mom.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 8:21pm.
NICE GAMS
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Bitch built like a brick shithouse...I'm totally Jelly h8n! Grrrrrr......
Seriously, look at this whore's body and look and Angie's bod, (even back in da day...) and tell me, who da hot bitch?
TEAM MEGAN!!! (but I reserve the right to jelly h8 whilst sipping H8rAde...)
Anywho, I'm not a Meganloonie...(yet)...I promise (*tiger fingers crossed behind tiger back*)...but this skank is one hot bitch!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
There are some pictures I see of Megan Fox where I just don't get the appeal but then in others like this one shes smoulderingly hot...
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
Her body is bangin' with a capital B. The face however, is beginning to look quite odd. Like a store mannequin.
Did anyone else see her recent interview with Entertainment Tonight? She really should have her vocal chords removed.
Smile and look pretty, honey! That is all!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 8:19pm.
Good to see she's doing what PURTY'S is sposta do...She lookin' PURTY (with a side order of skank thrown in...yes, yes, whores, I super-sized the side order of skank...*eyeroll*...), but she ain't sayin' nuffin'...See, now that's how 99% of the PURTY'S need to roll...Look purty (even if you gotta skank it up cuz you a straight up ho), but don't say nuffin'....
Now THAT'S some solid advice.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 06/14/2009 - 8:14pm.
I can't stand her and her man-looking tats. But damn, I sure wish I had her figure! Wow.
ITA. I won' front.
She bought herself a new face. She better work it hard over the next year or two, b/c she's already losing the looks.
NICE GAMS
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Girl, you ain't Angie, stop trying, it ain't happening.
Good to see she's doing what PURTY'S is sposta do...She lookin' PURTY (with a side order of skank thrown in...yes, yes, whores, I super-sized the side order of skank...*eyeroll*...), but she ain't sayin' nuffin'...See, now that's how 99% of the PURTY'S need to roll...Look purty (even if you gotta skank it up cuz you a straight up ho), but don't say nuffin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The tats ruin her and if I looked like her, Shia would be the last douche I would have on my arm.
i'm sick of this broad
Has she had something done to her eyes, or is she just squinting a bit in every pic. In any case, I'm liking the Slavic-thing going on with her eyes.
Who keeps styling her hair?!!?! ugh. The hotness is completely being sucked out of her.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
I can't stand her and her man-looking tats. But damn, I sure wish I had her figure! Wow.
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Trannyformers
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