Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which stateside shambles of a celebrity brought more than a suitcase with them on their recent trip to London. The woman was found to have nits in her eyebrows by a make up artist on a shoot. GROO! (Holy Moly via Blind Gossip)
This is a serious situation. Lice eggs in eyebrows?! A crime against eyebrows is a crime against EVERYTHING. My only guess is HoHan and somebody please through RID on her firebrows now!
This television actor has a reputation as being a great family guy. In fact, he seems like one of the last few genuinely nice guys left in Hollywood. The truth is quite a bit seedier. You see, he’s supporting a stripper on the side to the tune of $20,000 per month. Sure, that’s a lot of money - and it’s sad that his wife likely doesn’t know what’s going on - but there’s one fact that makes this really difficult for all the parties involved: the actor is actually totally and completely head-over-lucite-heels in love with the pole girl. (Blind Gossip)
You see what the power of the lucite can do? I have no clue, but The Empress of Lucite's exquisite lucite heels are definitely sparkling something extra today after hearing this rumor. Just for cacas, I'll guess Kevin James?
Which female fans of a highly desired actor are wasting their time? No, he’s not gay, he’s actually celibate but it hasn’t been leaked for fear of running his sexy screen god image. (NW Magazine via Blind Gossip)
The keeper of the magical unicorn forest, RPattz?
Bad Drug Behavior - This former B list television actress was on a hit initial show and now has said goodbye to that and has dropped to a quick C. Anyway, she is known for her love of meth and at a wrap party at the end of the season, our actress decided that she was going to drive her B- list aging comic co-star's SUV through a garage door at the party. A closed garage door. After she had crashed through the door and dented the wall of the kitchen someone asked her why she had done it, and she said just because it was something she had always wanted to do. Nice. (CDAN)
Stephanie Tanner strikes again! This has Mischa Barton's methface written all over it, but I have no idea who the pepaw is?
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didn't mariah carey just land in london? that blurred pic they have on holy moly kind of looks like the pic of mariah in the airport they have posted.... hmmm
If you have nits in your eyebrows, THOSE ARE CRABS! (public lice) I don't think normal lice can live in eyebrows.
I know this because my uncle once told me a fucked up story about how he got crabs in his eyebrows as a teen, and told my grandmother some BS story about how he was rolling around in the grass at the park, and that's how he picked them up. *eye roll*
That is definitely Hohan! She probably picked it up while sucking on random cocks.
Gah. I almost wish I didn't know now that pubic lice does not require hair. That really sucks. Thanks for the info, guys!
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for the family guy with the stripper on the side....i immediately thought of ray romano...or matthew fox...
and nits in the brows are fucking nasty...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I was going to have Crab Legs with Butter for dinner.
I just lost my appetite for it.
*getting bowl of Capt Crunch instead*
I heard a story about a guy getting a lapdance from a stripper, then developing an infection in his eyebrow, which turned out to be imbedded crabs and eggs! So nasty!
Oh my God. My whole body itches now. Thanks, BloHan, you fucking disgusting unbathed skankwhore. Christ! *shuddering*
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Lohan or that shemale she goes around with. Matthew Fox from "Lost". His girlfriend is a bit older than he is too.
Pattigirl
No idea.
You don't get lice in your eyebrows. Those are crabs. Which makes you wonder, whose snatch did those eyebrows catch the crabs from?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
.....Okay, here goes...
1) Lohan - fer shur, if she's got nits, bitch has lice....LOL..oh fuck!
2)Television actor.....My guess - Everybody Loves Raymond - Ray Romano..Boring...then I thought of the cue "Family Guy" and I am going with Seth Mcfarlane...he seems slutty enough...
3)Glenn " Giggidy" Quagmire - Oh yeah, there's talk!
4)Mushy Barton.....
"this fucker doesn't even fit!!" ~Toonkinstein
My guess for the TV actor with the piece
on the side: Ray Romano
What skank did a photo shoot in London
recently ? I know Lilo was in the news,
but did she do any publicity shots ?
I don't know. the most obvious to me
would be Britney, but who knows.
Item #1 is the kind of gossip I LOVE. It's so PERSONAL! And quite gross. How filthy do you have to be to get nits in your damn eyebrows? I'm sure most HOMELESS people don't have nits in their eyebrows. That is VILE.
And I think Tom Hanks is the stripper-keeper. These loyal family-type guys fall in love, the idiots. They can't just fuck - they have to be all romantic. Lucky stripper, though...
1. Blowhan
2. Mark Harmon
3. RPattz is an actor? Bwaaahhaahaahaa!!!!
4. The lice livin in Blowhan's brows
The last blind: Courtney Thorne-Smith and Jim Belushi
1. Blohan
2. John Cryer
3. Princess Zac
4. Calista Flockhart
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:27pm.
WHo in this day and age is celibate?
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Aaaah me? And not becasue I am ugly or anything. I just realised I've had boys chasing after me since I was 8 years old and a boyfriend since teen days. After a series of bad boyfriends/breakups, I decided to go celibate. Yea, all my freinds placed bets how long I could last.
It's been years, and still going.
Moral of the story? Don't go celibate, you'll like it and never go slut again
Submitted by Baho on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 1:21pm.
Body lice (crabs) and head lice are pretty territory specific. Head lice don't migrate down to the eyebrows - those are crabs and if they're in her eyebrows she's got them in her eyelashes too.
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EEKS! Whether it's nits, lice or crabs, it's totally gross! I've never heard of an adult having anything on their eyebrows!! Now I'll have to check mine obsessively...
Submitted by over here on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 1:30pm.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
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Nits on eyebrows...I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.
Next to maggots on a live person,that has to be the next grossest thing.
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Body lice (crabs) and head lice are pretty territory specific. Head lice don't migrate down to the eyebrows - those are crabs and if they're in her eyebrows she's got them in her eyelashes too. (I was an ophthalmic assistant for 4 years, knowing about this shit is part of our ocular health training).
For whatever reason, head lice are particularly attracted to red hair. Not sure about the crab variety but Lohan would make sense; pick a red-head, any redhead; it could be ROJO CALIENTE for all we know.
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1) Blohan
2)Patrick Dempsey (because he seems too good to be true)
3)?
4)See 3
My first thought on the family guy was Benjamin Bratt.
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
i have NEVER heard of someone getting lice in their EYEBROWS! that is INSANE! but yeah, i guess it could be lohan. her eyebrows are close enough to saman's crotch on a regular basis where they could pick up any bugs she might have down there.
as for the celibate celeb, its def either zac efron and r pattz. altho i would say theres a better chance zefron is gay rather than celibate, but yeah. either one of them!
1. tara reid
2. peter griffin
3. will ferrell
4. michelle trachtenberg
"shambles of a celebrity" makes this not really even a Blind Item.
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Too cute. Spellcheck is your enemy, MK. Need a proof-reader.
The nits got me grossed out!
Ok, kids get them in kindergarten.....but on the eyebrows????
That means pube crabs and armpit bugs are the neighbours!!!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:25pm.
Just about any kind of oil keeps them at bay, I think, hence the reason black people dont really contract lice - the oil in our hair.
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LOL! Here I go. They don't like curly hair...it's too hard to travel on. And you're totally right about the oil too - same reason. However lice ARE adventurous and will try new things at times.
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Oh no doubt!! But if you're the lice, why waste your time on all that curly/relaxed and heat treated/greased hair when you have a whole continent full of lovely straight white hair thats washed several times a week and stripped of all oil. Party time!! We are the last people the lice go for and for once I dont mind being discriminated against. Heh.
Werd, Morrissey.
And snowpiece: They ARE, but they're tiny. The pros you can call to pick them use a magnifying glass but I don't like a lot of equipment - nitpickers.com has the MOST AMAZING comb that grabs them all without pulling the hair out (really hard to find and MUCH faster)...but I spent, easily 10 to 20 hours over a week, picking them out just with my fingernails - you have to slide them off the hair shaft, they're totally stuck *eyerolls at the memories* *o wait, that's not eyerolls, it's a seizure!*
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I know a guy who chose to celibate for a year.
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@sunshine gang and miss jane texas: haha http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/interviews/1992/observer.htm
had to do it.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
@angel i: not bitter about Tom Hanks, just bitter in general today. woke up on the wrong side of the bed and thinking of what I know about Hanks made me ill, for some reason. actually, it wasn't thinking of HIM, it was thinking about what the girl said about him. hypocrisy sickens me. if you're going to be an immoral slut that's fine with me, just don't act like you're not.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:28pm.
Momus - Hmmm. SHitney was in London recently too. She's a dirty bitch too.
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My point exactly. Lice can't live in her fake-assed busted weave so they migrated lower. Lice won't live in skanky pubes so they migrate higher. Thus, ending up in her eyebrows.
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angel: how big are the eggs? are they visible to the naked eye?
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:24pm.
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Tea Tree Oil kills them?
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Just about any kind of oil keeps them at bay, I think, hence the reason black people dont really contract lice - the oil in our hair.
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LOL! Here I go. They don't like curly hair...it's too hard to travel on. And you're totally right about the oil too - same reason. However lice ARE adventurous and will try new things at times.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:27pm.
I assume you are only questioning those celibate by choice, right!?
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
@MOrrissey: Bitter? About Tom Hanks? Really? Cuz I think it's ok if he wants to fuck hookers. I mean, hooker's gotta eat, right? :)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
@Sunshine Gang:
well, speak of the devil! MORRISSEY is celibate!!!
(hahaha shyeah right, lolol)
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Momus - Hmmm. SHitney was in London recently too. She's a dirty bitch too.
@NaNoop: I meant the brows in the PICTURE, not the lice-brows!
I want to know if MK posted a picture of his brows between-pluckings.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:24pm.
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Tea Tree Oil kills them?
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Just about any kind of oil keeps them at bay, I think, hence the reason black people dont really contract lice - the oil in our hair.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:24pm.
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Tea Tree Oil kills them?
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No, it's just repellent. I smothered them slowly to death with Olive Oil and a lack of Oxygen:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
WHo in this day and age is celibate?
Submitted by Morrissey on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:25pm.
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That was a beautiful story! I know all about bitter. S'ok!
It's not off topic if we are discussing head lice.
Ewwww. Black people dont really get lice so I never had to deal with that but my husband told me about the time he got crabs from some nasty ho. Apparently he had to shave his crotch area. Are crabs and pubic lice different then???
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:24pm.
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Tea Tree Oil kills them?
1. BritBrit
2. Jim Belushi
3. Zaf E.
4. Maia Campbell
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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By the way, this is OFF TOPIC sorta BUT STILL RELATED TO CELEBRITIES:
re: the stripper blind item... a few years ago, there was a [not-online] rumor that Tom Hanks (hahahah of all people) was secretly housing some chick and also concurrently sleeping with tons of hookers. one of the girls said it "made her sad" to see someone who she thought was so wholesome to go f*** her friends. go figure. nyway, i'm bitter today.
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