Kelis Is Out Of "Milkshake" Money
Kelis is broke, or at least she's pretending that her checking account is on life support. TMZ reports that Kelis has been forced to put her change cup in front of Nas' face and is begging him to pay for everything! Kelis' lawyer filed papers claiming that her estranged husband isn't paying for dick even though he has more money than Quween on the Scene.
Kelis wants spousal support, child support, 50% of medical expenses, $20,000 for supplies for their unborn baby and another $3,500 for a baby nurse.
Kelis says that while married to Nas, she became used to bathing in diamonds and wiping her ass with $100 bills. She writes, "There were many expensive pieces [of jewelry] such as a princess-cut diamond tennis bracelet that was recently appraised for $190,000. My engagement ring is an approximately nine-carat cushion-cut diamond solitaire. I have numerous watches...such as Cartier, Rolex, Frank Muller and Chopard." Kelis went on to moan, "My survival is based on [Nas'] will at this time. If he does not want to pay for an expense, it does not get paid."
It sounds like it's time for Kelis to take her milkshake to the local pawn shop and sell some shit! Actually, I don't mean that. I'd be just like Kelis. I'd empty all my checking accounts, stuff the money in shoe boxes hidden under my bed and then claim that I'm poor so that my ex could pay up. If that didn't work, you'd see me in line at the WIC office with a baby in one arm and my other arm covered in diamonds.
Bitch is doing everything she can to keep from going to the place where all celebwhores run to for a quick check: Dancing with the Has-Beens.
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I don't get it. Such hate for a pregnant woman who was cheated on obviously by her husband. She has more right than any golddigger to make him pay for what he's done and to make sure she is well looked after before and after the baby's born. At least she had some success before she got with nas, not like usher's ho.
I wonder if spock's cock is also pointy.
I'm no gossip expert but the way some of you are spouting off about Kelis is weird. I mean, maybe a little research might clear up some inconsistencies (not saying you will find that many reliable sources other than the horse itself).
For instance the pictures roaming around the internet with NAS and Maxwell in a room with alcohol and half-naked women...or the fact that Kelis has twittered about cheating men, and closeted homosexuality...maybe that may be the reason for their divorce, but I don't know. and, neither do you:
1. http://www.blackwebportal.com/wire/DA.cfm?ArticleID=5029
and
2. http://www.theinsider.com/photos/2246449_Nas_Maxwell_Party_It_Up
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And I bet she complains about whitey holding down the black woman, how she's the victim becaus of the color of her skin.
They could take that ginormous necklace and get a chunk of change from that. That thing could be melted into at least 3 bars of gold or like 200 regular necklaces.
so is she fucking poor or not?! cos all that jewelry sure doesn't make her sound in need.
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Hey Kelis,
If I saw you on the street I would spit in your hideous face.
You are the epitome of everything that is wrong with society currently.
You are the opposite of all of the "change" we've been discussing in the past few months.
You are a complete waste of space on this planet, you cunt.
Thanks!
Give me an Fing break.I hope she doesn't get shit. If he cheated on her or beat her, that's a different story. But if she filed for divorce for another reason then she better suck it up and get cash for those items along with riving any sort of career to make her own money. He didn't stop her from working while they were married, she was the one who chose to live as a golddigger. Magically becoming poor again is a hazard of the trade.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 6:46pm.
Thank you! I'm on Okinawa. I like it.
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cute! I think about japan every time I go kayaking. I'm on the coast of british columbia!
fucking currents!!!
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Damn, this is sad news. A decade ago, I had high hopes for her after "Caught Out There" became a hit. She sold that song with a message of female empowerment. Flash forward to present and now she's become one of the money grubbing ho's she used to rail against. Ugh.
Is this trick for real? Crying for money while bragging about all the jewelry she has? It's called a pawn shop; they're everywhere, find one. More over entitlement. It's too much for one day.
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"Ick. Nast."
Honestly, the only money I think she is entitled to, really, is the child support and the medical expenses. If Nas is no longer her spouse, he should not have to support her. And a baby nurse? That's you, Kelis. God. If this were the 1500's, ho would be asking for money for a damn wet-nurse,too.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 6:46pm.
Oh right on! Never been to Okinawa...lucky you : ) Mostly I lived in Tokyo and Osaka. Can't wait to go back. My husband is Japanese,so I gotta wait for the visa stuff to get done,so I'm here waiting ....grrr.
On Topic..sorry Topic PoPO:
Kelis may wanna settle,so maybe some dirty laundry doesn't get aired out. I do wonder why they broke up?
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Submitted by miso-horny on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 6:42pm.
Thank you! I'm on Okinawa. I like it. Well, except for the weather. I've got two years left here, so I guess I'll have to get used to it! :)
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@Hotmami
Congrats on baby and being in Japan. I just came back in December,but will be back in J-land hopefully August. What part of Japan you at?
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 6:29pm.
No, I'm in Japan. Gotta say, I'm not missing America so much right now. Except for CA, of course.
On topic: Gonna get personal for a second. If I can manage to make ends meet while getting ready for a baby (with no financial or emotional support from her father), living in an expensive ass area, AND supporting my son and ex who are living back in the States, in CA no less, then this chick should be able to make it with her own money. We should see what this chick would do with my paycheck. Probably go out and buy some expensive jewelry. Pawn shops are your friend, Kelis. Trust. I'm sure they'll take your Rolex so you can keep your electricity going.
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I'm sorry but there has GOT to be a reason why Nas doesn't want to give this pathetic whiner any money. If this was an amicable, "both of us agreed to it" divorce, he would have no problem paying her some kind of money, right? Bitch shouldn't get shit but child support...if the baby is his.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
You still in Japan?
North America, wanted to say stateside but am a Canuck.
O/T...buy birth control before diapers horz.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 6:19pm.
Hola! I've been around...I haven't really been posting too much lately. Kelis is making me stabby.
Um...so, probably a stupid question, but it's early in the morning here. What's NA? :)
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Hotmami,
Where the hell have you been?
Thought you were back in NA?
Bitch should take a page from Tina Turner. She walked away with nothing but her name.
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Usually it's the song writers who make the money. She wrote that stupid song,so she has some Milkshake money somewhere.
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Note to Kelis: Shut the fuck up. Guess what, bitch?! Maybe you shouldn't have squandered all the money that you made. Then you wouldn't be in this situation you fucking has-been. $20,000 for baby supplies? Are you fucking serious? Sell your jewelry, work at McDonald's, do SOMETHING. DAMN.
Sorry for the rant. I'm a little bitter right now. This bitch is asking for the moon while I'll be clipping coupons when my baby gets here. Fuck her. (Kelis)
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She needs to hire a babysitter, drink a box of wine, take a nap, and rethink her strategy.
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
this ho needs jenny from the block to dish her some advice on HUMILITY!
How about this Kelis - WORK for your damn money! Your and singer, right? So put out an ALBUM and TOUR.
That's how REAL singers (not counting Britney) make their money.
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@the breakdown: borrow away, but keep in mind that the real credit for that byline comes from paul mooney's grandma...i'm sure she won't mind...;)
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Typical. I swear no entertainment types know how to manage their finances.
Letinstar!
fo' sho'
Only if I can borrow your byline! ;)
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@the breakdown:what's this i hear about you writing a book? i want my very own signed copy!
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
RO:
The link is down there.
Kelis is supposed to be showing young girls that they can take charge of their bodies as well as their bank accounts, and now she is basically holding out for some more dough.
Doesn't look to be working, so how bossy can she honestly claim to be?!
Looks like someone needs to put out a new album!
I'd like to see her call it "Knocked Up & Knocked Out"
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I feel for her if this is true. I'm going through the same damn mess.
@Thebreakdown:
"sextortion". You better trademark that. That's choice. And that's whats going down here.
She's pregnant with his kid. He's responsible for that kid too, but NOT to support her lavish lifestyle for the rest of her life.
kelis is a resourceful chick i'm sure...she better learn how to make it rain if she wants some money...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Triston: CANNOT.WAIT.
The anthology = genius concept.
The Confessionals will make many peoples' 2010, love. Where do I put my cc to use?
MizRo:
The good news is that I have one coming out as part of anthology in July. Buy it or be shot, then stabbed!
The entire Heaux Confessionals?
It is out this year or my name ain't Negreaux!
I love Kelis, but this sounds like sextortion!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
TB: WHEN are heauxing that book out, love? The world is ready for your brill!
Nas will have to pay out; let's hope she plays it smart and gets back in the studio.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:08pm.
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You Sir, are a goddamn POET!
You sluts better buy my book! I got more phrases where that came from!
And now on topic.
I am sick and tired of these so-aclled "baller bitches" proclaiming to anyone that will buy the CD/book/DVD that their taint and titty balls are drenched in gold...
Then when their man or insignificant other leaves their asses, they transform into what they really were from JUMP...
a pathetic, gold-diggin' wench.
I loev you, Kelis.
Now shake your tail feather and spread your ho wings!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
2Di4: yup, that be a throwdown time.
I seriously doubt diamond-draper Nas would be "filled": that's some solid shit there, keeps him grounded!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 4:52pm. It's a recession, bitch! Get your A-game going! Ho up or blow up!
HA! "Ho up or blow up!" I like. :) But yeah, she's gonna hafta either get industrious and produce another hit (not likely) or pawn some shit. Be a big girl about it, Kelis.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 4:42pm.
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And $20K to buy supplies? WTF kind of Babies R' Us is she shopping at? If he wants to be nice, he could throw her maybe $5k for non-insurance med bills and another G for baby furniture. And the baby nurse? That's called "MOMMY", you jerk.
Word, 2Di4. Word.
Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 4:52pm.
The pennyweight price of gold is really UP, that chain alone is worth large change.
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Back when I was coming up in the magical land of IROCs and AquaNet, the worst insult you could throw at a guy was to say his gold rope chain was FILLED!! Any self-respecting wife-beater wearer would lose his shit over an insult like that.
Bye Stoney! *muah & an 8-ball*
Triston: babe! Good to see. Kelis' A-game? Bwaha!
pay the fuck up, nas.
kelis, go shake it somewhere. make that money.
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you want to go somewhere beyond going to keep senses apart
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Well I almost believe it. She only had one hit song. She's hardly struggling I'm sure, but could Milkshake have made that much money?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 4:52pm.
Ho up or blow up!
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ROTFL! Can I borrow that one for my sig line??
*waves to miz*
See you tomorrow, hun!
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Kelis better shut the fuck up!, shake what her mama gave her (or plastic surgeons did), take her curdled milk to the corner and see who tries to lap it up.
It's a recession, bitch!
Get your A-game going!
Ho up or blow up!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Stoney: I keep missing you, but I'll be around a bit more for now. Good to see you're still harshing fo' real.
Re: Nas. Dude, that gold is ridic.
The pennyweight price of gold is really UP, that chain alone is worth large change.